(A/N) Hey! No one except for an awesome Fanfiction person, READINGhearts17, even bothered to review. : ( I hope that other people will read my story, though. Anywho, I want to say that no one requested, so I pmed READINGhearts17 and asked her who she preferred to have ask next. I'm telling you the same thing I told her, he's probably gonna be ooc. Well, R&R!

Why Bat?

The Flash

I can't wait to talk to Bats about my latest discovery! His reaction is gonna be priceless. This is gonna be so much fun, but first I have to eat something. I have to be able to run to the other side of the world if necessary, I wouldn't put it past Bats to poison the food.

Wait a minute, he doesn't know I know.

And that's when I realize just who I was dealing with. I wasn't dealing with Supermanor some other Justice League Member, this is the god$%*# Batman.

Gotham's Dark Night himself.

I can't help but be a little suspicious and scared.

So, I clean out the Fridge and then I zip down to where he was to have a little talk with him. Or at least as close to a talk as I could get, with Bats being, well, you know, Bats.

Suddenly a foot reached out and tripped me, making me fall flat on my face after pacing outside of where Bats was for like 20 minutes.

"What do you want, Barry?" The annoyed voice of none other than the Bat himself startled me out of my thoughts.

"Don't think I didn't notice that you've been pacing outside of here for about 5 minutes." Oh. It had only been 5 minutes?

"Barry, What were you doing pacing like that?" Oh no. The Bat Glare was coming into his voice. I needed to get my point across quickly.

"Well, you see Bats, I noticed a little something about your... Naming qualities."

"And what would that be?"

"I have one question for you, Bats."

"And...?" He seemed more and more angered the more I held out. So, naturally, I had to hold out as long as possible. "What's your question, Barry?"

"Why Bat?"For the first time in my life, I saw the Batman baffled.

"What do you mean, Barry Allen?" He said after regaining himself from his pause.

"I mean, why do you always put Bat in front of Everything that you name?"

"I don't do that." He sounded exasperated.

"Yes, you do, The Bat-computer, The Bat-cave, The Bat-Glare, The Bat-Man. And many others."

"..."

I sighed. "Come on why, why?" I said as I looked at where he was a moment ago, only to find that,

he was gone.

"Darn, Bats." I muttered as I went to get some more food.

(A/N) Hurry up and give me some more requests, or, you won't get another chapter for a while. I wouldn't pick one myself, so, I would either, A) Put up a poll. Or B) wait for READINGhearts17 to get back which, sadly, I don't know when that will happen. Bye!