Hey Guys! Wow! I got quite a few ppl feedback on my first chapter of this story/oneshot scenarios. I don't really know how to explain it. But anyway, thanks alot guys! Okay, here is the first scenario!

Number 32: Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

It was a friday night and Troy was at Chad's house, having a 'male' sleepover. Those also there were Jason, Ryan and Zeke. For the past three hours, the boys had talked about each of their girlfriends, ate until their stomachs were ready to burst and now were struggling to find something to do.

"God, i'm bored!" Chad whined.

"Tell me about it dude! How do the girls manage to stay awake at sleepovers?" Zeke agreed.

"It's not a sleepover!" Troy immediately told him, asif his whole life depended on the fact that HE was not at a sleepover.

"Okay, gosh dude, you don't have to bite my head off!" Zeke apologised.

"Sorry. So what do you guys wanna do now?" Troy asked, changing the subject rapidly.

"I was thinking, a prank. But what?" Ryan wondered.

"I know! We can egg Taylor's house!" Chad suggested whilst jumping up and down in excitement.

"Dude! Sit down and shut up!" Jason ordered to his now embarrassed friend, "She's your girlfriend, we can't do that!"

"Jason's right, Chad! Why are you such a muppet?" Ryan joked.

"Well at least i'm not a freak," Chad sang at him in reply.

"I AM NOT!" Ryan snapped.

"DUDES! Chill out! We're supposed to be thinking of a prank, remember?" Zeke coerced them into being quiet, "Right, anyone got any decent ideas?" He added, putting special emphasis on the word decent and glaring at Chad.

"I've got one, but it can be really annoying," Troy said mischeviously.

"Dude, do tell," Jason encouraged.

"Okay, well you know those 1-800 operators who tell you the time and connect you to people in the phone book and stuff?" Troy paused and waited for their reply. When they nodded, he carried on, "Well, i say we ring one and have a little fun with them," He smiled evilly as he emphasised the word fun.

"Dude, you gotta do it," Chad laughed before handing him the phone.

"Here goes nothing!" Troy said as he dialled the operator, "Hello?"

"1-800, what telephone number would you like to be connected to?" The woman asked in a bored tone.

"I'd like to be connected to you, baby," Troy told her in an older, sexy sounding voice. Everyone supressed a giggle.

"I'm sorry?" She asked confused.

"I said, i'd like to be connected to you. You sound hot, wanna go out sometime?" He asked again with his older voice.

"No, sir. I will not go out with you!" She disagreed angrily.

"Oh come on, don't be shy. We both know, you think i sound sexy! Besides, my girlfriend is too tight to give me any, so i would just love for you to take that place. If you know what i mean," He giggled to himself slightly and the others looked like they were dying to burst into fits of giggles too.

"I don't care if you're girlfriend is too ''tight'' to give you any! I won't!"

"That hurt, baby. That really hurt. I thought you loved me," Troy tried to sound dissapointed but couldn't.

"Who is this?" She asked impatiently.

"The name's Robert Neilson. But you can call me sex on legs," Troy smiled at Chad who was biting his lip to control his giggles.

"Well, Mr Neilson (A/N Kelsi's Dad- lol), i think you are a rude, obnoxious, irritable pervert and you should be locked away," She yelled at Troy.

"Now, come on baby, don't be like that. We could be good together," Troy attempted to argue with the poor woman on the other end of the phone.

"What do you mean by that?" She asked awkwardly.

"Just think about it. Me, you, candles, music and a whole lotta loving!" Troy felt proud of himself. He was really outdoing himself with this prank, and she was annoyed, he could tell.

"I'm terminating your call now, Sir," She told him professionally.

"Don't hang up on me baby! I need your hot body here right now!"

"You're sick!" She slammed the phone down on him.

As soon as the others heard the dialtone, they all collapsed in fits of giggles. Chad remained laughing after the others had finished, "DUDE! That's enough laughing!" Ryan yelled at him.

"Sorry, but that was a classic!" Chad clapped his hands at Troy who took a bow.

"Thank you Gentlemen, and Chad. I would like to take this opportunity to thank my parents who made me into such an obnoxious little minx. If it weren't for them, i wouldn't be standing here today," Troy finished his speech and once again everyone burst into giggles. This time at his terrible attempt at a speech.

Okay so it was a little short but i thought the comedy made up for it! Please review guys and i will be forever greatful. Remember, keep telling me your favourites and i'll try my hardest to make it into a scenario! I chose this one first because pretty much everyone who reviewed loved it. I've actually done this at a sleepover (but it wasn't 1-800; i'm british!) and it was a woman on the other end and she thought i was gay. LOL. I'm not though, i assure you. Just someone who likes a laugh!

So please R&R and i'll be forever greatful! Love Stacey xxxxxxx