Super Smash Bros. With Dialogue!
Pit the obscure Angel character is watching Kirby kick Mario's ass through a weird fountain thing.
"Yeah! Kick 'em, Kirby! HE'S THE ONE WHO DESERVES OBSCURITY!" Pit cheered.
Suddenly, the explosion in the Arena I forgot to tell you about last chapter happens.
"Wow. What happened to the Primid fighting? What happened to Petey? What about Wario? Those seem to be important scenes to show-" Pit commented.
Some godess that most characters won't recognize named Pauletena.
"Pit. Stop pointing out the freaking plot holes," Pauletena said to the angel, "I need you to save THE UNIVERSE! Here is a magic bow. Get the Hell out."
"What's in it for me?" Pit asked.
"You'll get a new installment of your series in about four years. And you get to keep your kickass new look."
"…. Deal."
Pit steals the Magic Bow and jumps out of the Sky Temple, which I forgot to elaborate on. He flies off, because HAL forgot to take note he couldn't fly in his games
"I believe I can flyyyyy! I believe I can touch the sky!" Pit sang, quite badly, I might add.
Pit has now left the building.
"Well, what other obscure Nintendo character should I hang out with…" Pauletena said to herself.
The Mole from Mole Mania pops out from the concrete somehow.
"You forgot to save! That makes me angry for some reason!" the Mole raged.
"Great," Pauletena sighed, "I'm hanging out with a character the Author couldn't even bother to Google for a name that's pretending to be Mr. Resetti…"
Now, back to Pit, with his slightly interesting plotline!
"Time to go on a long, dangerous search for the evil beings I must fight…"
The Halberd shows up and drops evil diarrhea all over the somehow solid clouds.
"Or maybe it will show up directly in front of me." Pit said, flatly.
The level begins.
Pit is running through the clouds and the random stone walks trying to kill all the Primids.
"Wow. This game is so easy, the target audience wouldn't complain about it being difficult!" Pit cheered.
"That wasn't funny." Primid told Pit.
"Screw youuuuuu!" Pit replied.
Pit shoots the Primid with a Magical Arrow of blue, which makes Primid explode.
"How wasn't that overkill?" The Primid yelled, then he EXPLODES!
"Yeah, People exploding, Great PG material right there." Pit sighed.
Pit mass murders Primid's until he comes to a giant Grim Reaper bomb looking thing
"Yes, I think it looks like a bomb. Shut up." The Author said, voicing his opinions about stuff nobody gives a crap about.
"Ha! I know one of your weaknesses!" Pit taunted at his new foe.
"What?" The bomb reaper replied.
"My cheapness!" Pit yelled back.
Pit goes in a pattern of shooting Bomb Reaper then running up and slicing him.
"My only regret is being an original enemyyyyy!" The Bomb Reaper screamed.
The Bomb Reaper then dies.
"Remember kids, Pit sez if something is a dark color, brutally murder it! It's an enemy!" Pit cheered.
"Hey! Shouldn't I be the one making jokes about Sonic Sez?" Sonic interrupted.
"No! Go back to the final level and wait until you can make a badass entrance!" Pit yelled at the blue speedster.
"Fine." Sonic replies.
Sonic runs away, so fast that I can't write about it. Not just because I'm bad at writing.
Pit then starts running to the out of place Red Door.
It goes into a cut scene and Pit sees Mario.
"Crap. If I don't save Mario, he won't take the credit in saving the world. If I do, I could make offensive Italian jokes. Hmm…" Pit pondered.
Pit saves Mario.
"What-a the Hell happened?" Mario asked Pit.
"You overdosed on Wine and Garlic Bread." Pit lied to Mario.
"Your-a mistaken! Wario isn't anywhere near here!" Mario told Pit.
"Ha." Pit laughed.
The Player gets the option to play as Pit or Mario. Ninety percent of Players choose Pit, seeing as he can fly, shoot Arrows of Blue Magic, and doesn't suck.
"If you can't tell, I hate Mario." The Author said to the Player, stating the obvious yet again.
Pit and Mario beat up Primids. But mostly Pit.
"Hey-a look!" Mario geniusly states, pointing in front of him.
The non-balances duo see a Golden Door.
"What does it mean?" Pit asked his italian acquaintance.
"Are-a you high?"
"… Yes."
Pit and Mario go through the Golden Door, into A Mcdonalds.
"Mmm!" Pit said, directly to the Player, "Product placement good!"
Now we see Kirby and Peach riding on the Warp Star.
"We're chasing the Halberd!" Peach cheered.
"Why did you just say that?" Kirby asked Peach.
"It probably isn't very obvious to the Viewer what we're doing." Peach replied.
"Holy Crystal Shards! That was actually right! This plot is so convoluted, it's giving you logic!" Kirby gasped.
"I'm as alarmed as you." Peach replied.
"Hey, Peach! We're at the Halber-!"
The Warp Star crashes on the Halberd.
"Ow! My head- I mean my face!" Kirby sighed.
The bad ass spaceship from Star Fox, the Arwing is heading for the Halberd, but is shot down.
The Arwing then narrowly misses the bottomless nom pit (Kirby) and Princess Kidnapped (Peach).
"That was close!" Kirby sighed, "I sure hope they're no gusts of wind to knock us off the Halber-"
There is a gust of wind which knocks Kirby and Peach off the Halberd.
"IRONYYYYYY!" Kirby yelled.
Kirby and Peach land in a place that looks a lot like the last level, only slightly harder.
"What are we going to do now?" Peach asked the pink puffball.
"Go on a long, arduous journey to the ground." Kirby replied.
Two minutes of heading down later...
"O.K. now we're done."
Kirby and Peach start running through a Field, praying the Plot will make the Bad Guys come to them.
"What the message in between the asterisk said." Kirby said to the viewers.