Chapter 2
Chapter 2
No one's POV
Tsunade wasn't having the best of days. She had a mountain load of paperwork – no surprise there – three missions to give out, and an overnight shift at the hospital. And to top it off, Shizune found her stash of sake. Now she couldn't even get drunk while working!
"My day can't possibly get any worse," She sighed, rubbing her forehead.
Right then burst in Kakashi, Sasuke, and Naruto, with six odd looking girls. Tsunade didn't recognize them, but they had the Konoha symbol on their clothes. What was going on? Last time she checked, she knew everyone in the village.
"What's going on?" She asked tiredly, "Who are they?"
"They're mentally insane," Kakashi replied, "They keep saying we're from some TV show called Naruto. I don't even know what the hell a TV is!"
"Wait outside," Tsunade sighed again, "I'll deal with them."
"I don't know what a TV show is," Naruto began, "But it's got to be good if it's named after me!"
"It is!" A dark skinned girl, cloaked, agreed, "Except I totally think they should rename it. I mean, come on, you're not the sharpest crayon in the Crayola box. You don't even know you're dad's the –"
"Shut up!" Tsunade interrupted before she could reveal that secret, "Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke, out. Now."
Correction, her day definitely can get worse.
Once they were out, Tsunade sighed again, before getting down to business. Atleast she could take a break from the paperwork, even if it meant she had to deal with a bunch of insane girls.
Rebecca
Once we explained everything – and yeah, we mean everything – Tsunade held up a hand to stop us from speaking.
"So let me get this straight," Tsunade began, "You're from a different dimension –"
"Unless we're dreaming," Emily piped up.
"We're not, Emily," Adliani replied, "I hit my head hard enough to know that."
She touched the bruise on her forehead, the result of banging your head against a tree to see if you were actually dreaming. Retard.
"Okay, you're from a different dimension that has a TV show about this dimension, and you know all about us?"
We all nodded, except Sue who just said, "Shit yeah!"
"And you found a scroll in your attic that happened to be a Jutsu scroll?"
"It brought us here," Sue shrugged, "So it's got to be one."
"And where is it?"
"Um…on the floor of my attic…" Sue replied.
"Do you remember the hand signs to get back to your dimension?" Tsunade asked, looking a little annoyed.
"Uh…no…" I replied.
"I only remember one…" Laura said.
Tsunade sighed. "Well, you're just going to have to stay here –"
"Alright!" Emily interrupted, cheering.
"Until we can research the scroll you were describing and find a way to get you back home," She finished, clearly annoyed at the interruption.
A sudden idea popped into my head.
"Can we be ninjas?"
If we were in the normal world, any regular person would have had us committed to the local Asylum. Good thing we're in the Naruto world, huh?
"No."
"But –" Sue protested.
"No! You can't even fight!"
I heard Adliani mumble, "How would you know?"
"Yeah we can! We've memorized a bunch of Jutsus from Naruto!" Laura countered, "Besides, we can train under a sensei – anyone but Gay and Lee, though."
"No, I –"
"Please?!" We pleaded. Emily did her irresistible puppy dog eyes. For a small little insane girl, her pout comes in handy.
"Silicon filled bitch," Sue muttered under her breath. I nudged her so she could shut up.
Tsunade sighed again. "Fine," She said, "I'll have Team Seven go over things with you."
"Can we be Chuunin?" Claudia asked hopefully.
Obviously that was a long shot, but it's worth a try, right?
Tsunade couldn't even protest before Emily pouted cutely, but she was adamant about not letting us be ones.
"If we die on a mission," I added slowly, "Then you won't have any extra work to get us back home…"
Tsunade pondered this for a moment, but slowly nodded. "Fine, Chuunin. Since you already have the headbands, inform Team Seven of their new mission, and you're going to be split into two teams. Um…Rebecca, Sue, and Claudia, are a team, the rest are another."
"One question," I stated, "In the Shippuuden episodes, Sasuke's still with Oro-Baka the Pedophile. Why isn't that the case now?"
"Orochimaru's dead."
"Oh."
"And by the way, Orochimaru wasn't a pedophile," Tsunade added, though muttering under her breath, "Though that's highly debatable."
"Well, everyone thinks that." I shrugged.
"Just go."
"Great," Claudia rolled her eyes, "I get stuck with the two Emos."
"I'm Goth!" I protested.
"And I'm Gemo!"
Gemo: Goth and Emo. For those of you who didn't know.
"Whatever," Claudia shrugged.
We left Tsunade's office, finding everyone in the waiting room, when we saw a certain pink haired mop.
"Oh, God!" Emily yelped, "It's Sakura!"
"Oh, you know me?" Sakura asked, pleased.
"How can we not know the pink haired bitch of Konoha?!" I replied.
"What?!"
"You know, in the show," Laura began thoughtfully, "You're a kind of airhead. You can't see the feelings Naruto and Lee have for you, and you keep pining after Sasuke, who, of course, is the world's biggest Emo Ice block."
Sasuke's eye twitched.
"Could you please stop making fun of Emos?" I muttered under my breath, sweat dropping.
"And why do you call him Sasuke-kun?" Sue asked, "You know he freaking hates it!"
"And is it even natural to have pink hair?" I added, "It's got to be a genetic mishap, no doubt about it!"
"I actually don't know what Naruto and Lee see in you," Claudia added, eyeing her closely, "And you're never going to get Sasuke, either."
"Yeah," I agreed, "Hinata probably would."
"Excuse me," Sasuke cut in, "But no one will get me."
"You should read the thousands of fan fictions people write about you," Laura said.
"Yeah. Apparently, a lot of people like SasuSaku stories," I shuddered, "But even more people like you and Naruto together as a couple – I'm more of a SasuHina fan, though."
Sasuke's eye twitched uncontrollably now.
"I'm not gay, you know," His eye twitched some more.
"Actually, you should have read one of the ItaSasu stories, it –"
"Tsunade told me it was our mission to brief you on Jutsus and such," Kakashi cut in, eyeing Sasuke's madly twitching eye, "What Jutsus do you know?"
"We know most of the Jutsus performed on the show," Laura informed, "Even the fact that you have a type of Sharingan."
Kakashi seemed unfazed.
"If you know so much about us," Sasuke challenged, "What do you know about the Akatsuki?"
"That Pein is the hottest leader ever!" Sue exclaimed before any of us can answer.
"And that Kisame has anger management issues," Laura added.
"And that Itachi's the cutest asshole ever," I grinned, much to Sasuke's annoyance.
Sasuke growled. "That's not what I meant," He clarified, "I want a location."
"Ha! They never show the Akatsuki base, ever!" Emily scoffed.
"Back on topic," Kakashi interrupted again, "Do you know the hand signs to perform the Jutsus?"
"We know the different hand signs there are," Adliani replied, "But not the actual hand signs there are to do a Jutsu."
"Then you don't really know how to do a Jutsu," Sasuke muttered, rolling his eyes.
"You know," I said, looking at him closely, "You're not as cute like in the Shippuuden series, even with all the horrible fashion. Did you know that you looked pregnant in those clothes you had when you were with Orochimaru?"
Huh, I guess people are more attractive on TV than in real life…
Sasuke's eyes twitched slightly. God, he seems to do that a lot.
Later
"So far," Kakashi stated, "You are doing pretty well."
"So can we leave now?" Sasuke asked disinterestedly.
"Once I see how they can spar," He replied.
"I've got a problem with that," Adliani stated, "No weapons."
"Fine," Kakashi sighed, "We'll go to the weapon shop to get some."
"What are you waiting for?" Claudia asked, "Let's go!"
We followed Team Seven to the weapon shop, annoying Sakura.
"Suckura," Emily began, "Is pink your real hair color?"
"Yes," She said through gritted teeth, "And it's Sakura."
"I would have thought you were a blond, if it wasn't for the pink hair," I smirked.
"And why's that?" She asked.
"'Cause you're kinda dumb, like a blonde," Sue replied, also smirking.
"Hey!"
"Please stop annoying my student, girls," Kakashi said, "That's Naruto's job. Besides, we're here."
"Awesome!" Sue exclaimed, running inside, the rest on her heels.
I followed Claudia and Adliani to the katana section, eyeing all the expertly made katana.
"This one's cool," Adliani said, picking up a grey handled katana in a lavender sheath. There was silver writing on it, though in Japanese, sadly. I should have taken Japanese class instead of French…
"I love Hinata as much as the next Hinata fan does," I stated, "But, seriously, Ad, you're obsessed."
"Yeah, well, you're obsessed with a gay homo!" She countered.
"He is not a gay homo!"
"I like this katana," Claudia interrupted, holding up a navy blue handled katana, with a black sheath. It was Emily's height, so it was a good thing Claudia was pretty tall.
I rolled my eyes at Adliani, but a display set caught my eyes. I slowly walked over to it, entranced. It was a twin katana set, both with black handles and red Japanese characters on it. The sheaths were black as well, also having a Japanese character.
I tentatively picked them up. It was semi long, light, and pretty thin, but sturdy and tough. The sleek steel glinted in the light, showing me a reflection of my eyes as I unsheathed it and held it up.
"I like this," I whispered absentmindedly, following Claudia and Adliani to meet with the rest of the group.
Sue had picked out twin swords, kind of shaped like wisps of wind. The blades were HUGE! The handles were thin, and there weren't any sheaths. It eerily reminded me of the game Heavenly Swords or something (I never was good with my Xbox games.) Her weapon pouch was strapped onto her hip, and a windmill shuriken was strapped onto her back.
Emily picked out a samurai sword (I'm guessing there's a difference between samurai swords and katana) with a white sheath and black handle.
Laura had a medium sized fan – kinda like Temari's, only it didn't have those three big dots. It was black, and the edges bright red, with a Japanese character in a mixture of teal green and sky blue. Now I really wish I knew at least some Japanese. She also had a small dagger strapped to her side, beside her weapon pouch.
Sasuke tossed me a weapon pouch, and none too kindly, either. I guess he must still be pissed at me for calling him pregnant…
I was too busy strapping my weapon pouch onto the inside of my cloak (I had to leave it unbuttoned, now, if I was ever going to fight with it) and marveling my new twin katana to notice that Adliani was trying to get my attention.
"Rebecca, are you listening to me?"
I didn't answer – I wasn't listening, after all.
"Sasuke's a gay homo!" She whispered.
"He is not a gay homo, Ad!" I snapped.
"Oh, now you listen to me?" She asked.
"Who's a gay homo?" Naruto asked.
"Sasuke," Ad shrugged.
"He is not!" I groaned. I turned to Sasuke, "Are you gay?"
"No." His eye twitched some more.
Sue leaned into Naruto's ear and whispered loudly, "What's wrong with Sasuke's eye? It never twitched so muchin the show."
Naruto only snickered.
"I told you, Ad," I smirked.
"He's still a gay homo," Ad muttered.
Claudia and Sue rolled their eyes.
Kakashi paid for the weapons, muttering stuff about the Hokage owing him money.
"Okay," Kakashi stated, once we were at the training ground, "I want everyone to fight...Sasuke vs. Rebecca first."
If I could, I would have paled, trust me, I think I would have. If you didn't notice, it would be a newbie against…a scarily strong Emo…who I had pissed off numerous times today.
Sasuke smirked.
I'm so screwed…
I took off my cloak and followed him to the middle of the field, uncertainly getting into a defensive stance with my katana. I used to spar with my brother when I was smaller, but I still remembered how to use them – atleast, I hoped I remembered.
He disappeared in a blink of an eye.
Shit, I thought, looking around.
She can't even sense me, I heard his voice clearly, Weakling. Let's just end this now.
"You know I can hear you, right?" I turned to the sound of his voice, high up in a tree.
"He didn't say a word," Kakashi raised an unseen eyebrow.
How odd…I shrugged it off, trying to focus on jumping up to that tree.
I jumped up, seeing Sasuke on a different branch, reaching for something in his weapon pouch.
I dodged the shuriken, jumping to the same branch as him, yelling, "Flame Wheel Jutsu!"
A wheel of fire headed towards him (kinda like those windmill shuriken Sue had), scorching the trees. Sasuke jumped to branch after branch, me chasing after. Fuzz, I really hoped I wouldn't fall off the tree.
I dodged weapon after weapon, and he finally landed in the middle of the training field, where we first started. I landed behind him, charging head on. He dodged, throwing a kunai that grazed my side.
"Watch it!" I yelled, throwing three kunai at him – one pierced his shoulder.
I watched as the steady flow of blood gush out of him as Sasuke pulled the kunai out, radiating pure fury.
She's so doomed, Laura said; I could hear a smirk in her voice.
Well, that shows how much she believes in me.
"Laura," I said, keeping my eyes on Sasuke, "If you have to say I'm doomed, can you atleast not say it aloud?"
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Laura cock her head to the side.
Did I really say that aloud? Laura asked herself.
I turned to look at her.
"How else would I have heard you, Laura?" I asked, my hands on my hips, swords and all.
Sasuke took his chance and disappeared, only to appear behind me. By instinct, I roundhouse kicked him in the side, sending him to a tree.
Bitch, He muttered…only thing is…his mouth didn't move.
"I am not a bitch!" I cried, throwing one katana at him. It sliced into the tree, right on top of his head. Damn my bad aim.
"Chidori!" Sasuke yelled, aiming for my heart at an impossible speed.
Shit! I thought, dropping my sword, and finding myself unable to move.
In that split second, by pure instinct I brought my arms to crisscross in front of me, and closed my eyes, waiting for the impact.
BOOM!
I was sent flying into a tree. Hard. I suddenly felt a kunai at my neck.
"Pathetic," Sasuke muttered, albeit a bit tiredly.
Whoa, Claudia said, She managed to make a chakra shield…never thought I'd ever see that…
"Claudia," I groaned, "Can you stop marveling at my making a chakra shield long enough to help me up?"
"Okay, how do you keep reading everyone's mind?" Sue asked, extending a hand.
"Reading their minds?" I scoffed, taking her hand, "You're the ones saying your thoughts aloud! How can you not hear them?"
"You were thirty feet away from us when you heard Laura," Emily added, "If we couldn't hear her, you couldn't either."
"It just means you're going deaf…"
"Rebecca-san, are you alright?" Kakashi asked disinterestedly.
I nodded, sending a glare Sasuke's way. He only brushed it off.
"Then Naruto and Emily-san can fight."
I followed the others to the tree, my thoughts wondering as to why I could hear their…thoughts…
Am I really that freaky?
Emily
I was starving. And to make it worse, I had to fight a kitten boy.
"You're going to lose, Emily-chan!" Naruto exclaimed.
"To a kitty?" I scoffed, "Sure…"
"I'M NOT A KITTEN! I'M A FOX!"
I withdrew my samurai sword from my back (it was inside my cloak, awesome enough, so it was barely visible).
"KITTEN!" I yelled, lunging.
Naruto dodged it, throwing a few kunais at me.
"Shortie!" He taunted.
He really needs to know better comebacks – Rebecca was right, he really isn't the sharpest crayon in the Crayola box.
I plunged my sword in the ground doing a few hand signs.
"EARTH COFFIN!"
A huge mound of earth enveloped him in a ball, but he was too quick and he jumped high in the air, landing a few feet away. I stomped my foot down, making the ground shake a little.
"For such a tiny girl," Naruto said, "You really can make the ground shake."
Now he's getting really annoying.
"Snapple you!" I yelled. He dodged, but I managed to make a small gash on his side. I kicked that same side, making him stagger, and I took my chance and kicked him in his place where the sun doesn't shine – really hard.
"That's below the belt!" He groaned.
He fell to the ground, in absolute pain. I could hear everyone's laughter behind me. Sue, Laura, Rebecca, and Adliani were laughing their asses off, while Claudia was the only composed one, though was trying to keep from falling to the side.
"I win," I grinned.
"That was…" Kakashi trailed off, "Interesting. Emily-san wins."
"That was fast!" Laura laughed, "Who knew you were one to play below the belt?"
I shrugged and grinned.
"Sakura-chan and Laura-san will fight now," Kakashi stated, looking at his perverted book.
I sat next to Sue and Claudia, excited to see Suckura – I mean, Sakura – and Laura fight.
"No fair," Sue whined, "You get to fight Pinky!"
Laura only snickered at Sakura's red face.
Laura
I dodged another kunai.
"Gee, you made it to Chuunin?" I asked, "You're not the best out there, obviously."
"You're going down!" Sakura yelled, punching the ground.
I jumped high up to avoid the attack, yelling, "Wind Torpedo Jutsu!"
I snapped my fan open, twirling in the air, taking in a deep breath and exhaling.
A torpedo of wind shot out at Sakura, who was enveloped in wind, being twirled around like a rag doll. I threw a series of kunai at her. She gathered a lot of cuts.
I ceased the whirlwind, letting her drop limply.
I'm guessing being an insane Naruto fanatic has its benefits…
"Loser," I snorted, "You know, you don't know any real Jutsus besides medical ones…pathetic…"
Oh, how I just love making fun of the little pink haired airhead. Really, you should try it.
Sakura healed herself.
"That just makes you lose more chakra, you know." I informed.
"It's not smart to inform your opponent," Sakura stated, throwing yet another kunai at me. Stupid!
"No; but it's okay when your opponents not that smart and isn't much of a battle," I shrugged, disappearing in a blink of an eye, and appearing right behind her.
How I achieved the super speed in a matter of hours is beyond my level of comprehension. It's just fun.
"Not much of a battle," I smirked, "At all."
"Hey, Laura!" Rebecca yelled, "She's calling you a bitch! Can't you hear her?!"
How does she keep doing that? I wondered, but not for long.
I punched her in the gut and she was sent into the air. I jumped up and then kicked her in the stomach, sending her down, down, and crash! She left a small crater and dent in the ground.
"I win," I said smugly, "Not much of a fight anyway."
"Bitch," Sakura muttered.
Okay, I heard that.
I turned around and punched her, sending her flying into a tree.
"Rule Number One," I said menacingly, "Don't piss me off. I'm stronger than you. Remember that."
I returned to my madly laughing friends (even Claudia).
"So you finally heard her call you a bitch, huh?" Rebecca asked.
"You're delusional," Claudia said, "She didn't even call her a bitch till just now."
"You guys are going deaf," She shrugged.
"So whose turn is it now?" I asked.
"Sue-san and Claudia-san," Kakashi replied.
"Call us 'chan', Kakashi-perv," Sue sighed, "'San' makes us sound old."
"Hn."
"Oh, great," Claudia sighed, "I have to fight the Emo."
"I'm Gemo!"
"Emo."
"I'm Gemo, Claudia!"
"Still an Emo," Claudia shrugged.
"Ugh! Screw you!"
Sue
I was so angry at Claudia. I want to rip out her head and put it up on my mantel….if I actually had one… what ever! I just don't think she would ever understand.
I threw a kunai at her, but she dodged it. Damn.
Claudia
I dodged a kunai, throwing a shuriken in return.
I just love to bug Sue.
I withdrew my katana from my sheath, and Sue took out her freakishly cool swords – they looked like they were from the video game: Heavenly Sword for the PS3.
Let me tell you, it's hard to fight with one katana against someone who's got two swords which are freakishly cool.
"Damn it, Sue," I muttered, wincing as she slashed at my shirt. I now only have one sleeve.
I jumped high into a tree, standing still.
"Hey, where'd Claudia go?" I heard Emily ask.
"She went up in that tree," Laura replied.
"Well, she's not there anymore," Sue said from her spot on the field.
"I'm right here, Sue," I smirked, "Maybe you're going blind."
"You weren't there a minute ago."
"Yeah I was," I snorted, "You're just too blind."
I dodged three shuriken, throwing five of my own.
"Shadow Bind Jutsu!" I yelled.
Sue was paralyzed.
"Shit," I heard her mutter.
"She's saying way worse things, Claudia!" Rebecca yelled from her spot under a tree.
"Stop doing that!" Sue snarled, looking at me with malice.
As I was about to end the battle, I caught sight of Sue's eyes, and I was suddenly enveloped in darkness.
I was in a small, damp room, with no light.
"What the –" I didn't even have time to ask what was going on, for I had suddenly felt an immense pain. I closed my eyes, reaching a hand up to my temple.
Mistake.
My worst nightmares filtered through my mind, the pain growing. It was the nightmare that I was having a relaxing bubble bath, but then the water turned red. I stated to scream and get out of the bathtub while I grabbed my towel. I looked down and saw my whole entire body covered in cuts and pain is shooting out from me. I scream and get out the bathtub. But when I touch the floor, it wasn't the floor. I was falling into oblivion. Soon oblivion turned into hell. Shadows were following me until they finally revealed themselves. They were hideous! Demon like creatures came and pounced on me, devouring my flesh and the pain never ended.
"What's going on?" I choked out. Screaming, wincing in pain.
"I have no fuzz-ing idea," I looked up to see Sue, smirking wickedly, "But what I do know is I'm the one in control."
Maybe I shouldn't have bugged her before we fought. I thought.
But I don't lose. I won't lose.
Just an illusion. It's just an illusion.
Sue
For some reason I started to remember this dream Claudia told me about. Soon she was wincing in pain. She stopped in the middle of the attack, clutching her head in pain. Claudia's move was soon dispersed, but I still wasn't able to move. Some kind of effect of this freaky thing I'm doing?
I replayed the dream over and over. I was in this dream with her, on the sidelines, watching her relive that nightmare over and over. I found a sadistic pleasure in watching it.
Now, I'm no evil person who likes to cause pain, but Claudia should learn not to be mean about the Emo thing.
Gosh, I never knew it was so much fun to torture somebody.
Claudia
I willed myself to open my eyes, to stand up, and face Sue. I ignored the jabbing pain in my head – and every other part of my body – and roundhouse kicked her, and stuck a kunai to her neck.
I was immediately brought back to reality. I was still on my knees, though. I kicked Sue's feet out from under her, and she landed on her back. I pounced (like a cheetah, let me tell you) and placed a kunai to her neck, but at the same time Sue did the same with a shuriken.
"Tie," Kakashi stated.
I got off Sue, helping her up.
"What the hell was that, Sue?" I panted.
"I don't know," She shrugged, "But it was freaking awesome! It's like a Freddy Krueger power!"
"For you, it's awesome, for me, its hell," I murmured.
I now know to never fight an angry Sue.
Adliani
"Adliani-san will fight Naruto, since he seems in the best condition," Kakashi stated disinterestedly.
"I don't want to fight Naruto." I refused.
"Why not?" Naruto grinned, "Am I too strong for you?"
"No," I shook my head, "I just know that if I hurt you, a certain someone might not forgive me."
"Just fight the dull crayon," Rebecca sighed, "I'm tired."
"Fine," I sighed in defeat.
"You know, you're clothes remind me of someone," Naruto said.
Hinata! HINATA! The girl who just had to fall in love with a dumb crayon!
"Let's just get this over with," I said.
Before I could answer, I disappeared, reappearing behind him, and roundhouse kicked him, sending him sprawling into a tree. I threw a few kunai at him, two missing Naruto and one piercing him in the arm.
"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" He yelled.
A Naruto army surrounded me. Fuzz.
They attacked me – double fuzz – and I barely had time to get out alive.
I touched the cut on my cheek, wincing at the feel of blood – until it stopped. All was left was blood, but no cut. Weird. I don't know any medical Jutsus.
I shrugged it off, concentrating on destroying the clones.
A Naruto came at me and I stabbed it with a kunai, only for it to disappear in a puff of smoke. I kept on, and on…and on…
At last I found the real Naruto.
"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" I yelled. Why didn't I think of that when I had to fight a bunch of stupid clones?
We charged at Naruto, and I kicked him up into the air. I jumped up to meet him.
"Stranger Danger," I snickered, before kicking him where the sun doesn't shine, sending him down, down, and crash! He hit the ground with a low boom.
I landed swiftly, suddenly hearing everyone laughing. They must have heard the 'stranger danger' comment…
"Why do girls always fight below the belt?" Naruto groaned, getting up.
"Interesting," Kakashi ignored Naruto, "Team, you can leave. I have to take the girls to the Hokage tower."
"Finally," Sasuke and Sakura muttered.
No one's POV
Kakashi entered Tsunade's office, leaving the girls waiting in the other room.
"Hokage-sama," Kakashi greeted in monotone.
"Report."
"They're more than capable to be Chuunin," Kakashi remarked, "They also have…unusual traits, besides being mentally insane."
"Go on," Tsunade urged.
"Sue's element is darkness," Kakashi replied, "And she can also manipulate emotions – though I haven't really seen it in action – and make someone relive a nightmare, probably killing them without even touching the target."
Tsunade sighed. Her worst nightmare was always right in front of her. Paperwork.
"Claudia's element is also darkness," Kakashi continued, "But she can manipulate shadows – if she stays still enough, she's as good as not even there, better than invisible."
That would be a useful ability so Shizune wouldn't be able to find her when she was skipping out on paperwork.
"Rebecca's elements are fire and wind. Also, she has telepathy powers – reading minds, at least."
Tsunade felt sorry for the girl. She would always know what the perverted Kakashi was thinking. She could only hope she didn't meet Jiraiya.
"Laura controls wind and earth, but excels greatly in all four, when the same can be said for Emily, but her elements are water and air."
"And the other one?"
"Adliani – oddest name I've ever heard, considering the slight normalcy of the others – can heal herself, maybe others, as well, without using chakra. Her elements are water and fire."
Tsunade processed all of this. It sounded slightly familiar, like a legend she had heard when she was a child. She dismissed the thought, though.
"I'm too busy to talk to them," Tsunade began, "So I want you to escort them to their new home."
"But –"
"No buts," Tsunade sighed, handing him a piece of paper with the address on it, "Tomorrow, Claudia, Sue, and Rebecca will train with you, most likely. See if Kurenai can train the others."
"But –"
"I said no buts!"
This was Kakashi's worst nightmare. Training with girls even more insane than a Sasuke obsessed fan girl (mainly Sakura).
Author's Note: Forgot to mention this in my first chapter. This is a "first week of school" present for my friends. They loved the story, so I figured we should put it on FF! Thanks for giving me ideas and helping edit it, you guys rock! Reviews are appreciated, but not necessary!