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H: yay already two letters! How does that sound J.

J: So. Freaking. Tired.

H: Whatever. So, we'll get to work now!

(okay to Azure151, you get a chocolate cookie since you got here first. Here you go!)

Kia Ora Moldova!

First things first. Your nicknames are normal and boring, which is why I wish had nicknames like that. Mine are "Pearl" (blame Split Enz for that), "South Sea Pom" and "Sheepshagger"...don't ask about the last one, please. The story isn't nearly as interesting.

Also, I have no idea who you are. I'd look you up, but for some reason by google maps isn't working...probably 'cause John Key got someone to block it so I'd stop looking at Europe and giggle. Procrastinating is fun!

You may have no idea who I am, but I'm the small(ish) blondie with the curl like a rams horn who is normally seen with a kiwi, sheep or an Australian. The latter wont leave me alone...

Owh. You have a kitty? I'm beginning to like them a lot...probably 'cause last time he was here, Greece brought a cat that hunted the possums in my back yard ^^ I named it Fluffy. It's fluffy and cute and fluffy and kills possums! Though I can't have it in my house. I have enough animals to look after...well, not animals, just birds and my Tuatara.

Look, if Romania gives you trouble, just kick him in the nuts and run. Fast. REALLY fast...on second thought, don't. He plays rugby, you'll get pummeled.

Here are some cookies that I bakes ^^ I'm sending them to you because I have that damn convict coming over, and he'll want some.

New Zealand, Aotearoa.

MoLdOvAmOlDoVa

Dear Australia,

Hello! First off, you amazing cookies! God I've lived with bad cooking my whole life and I can only make certain dishes so your food is a gift from heaven. And by convict you mean Australia, right? I read something like that online.

Yeah my nicknames are pretty normal. I just hate being called Waldo though. It's annoying because people will pretend I'm not there and constantly go "Where's Waldo?" even when I start yelling at them. Sheepshagger? I'm sorry, but that's kind of funny. I'm not entirely sure I want to know why they call you that. I feel it will lead to a lot of awkwardness.

Yeah I think I may have seen you at the world conferences. I sometimes skip part of those. I'm going to guess Australia annoys you a lot. He seems like a very vexatious person. Although, I kind of want to pet that bear marsupial thing. Big brother tells me it's evil, but it's kind of cute. Still, you seem like a cool person. You're not as…how do I put this, obnoxious, as let's say America or England.

I'm a landlocked country right in between Ukraine and my big brother/Romania. That's in Eastern Europe, and I'm nearby Russia. I lived with him for a while *shudder*. Never, and I mean NEVER live with Russia. Sometimes he's creepily nice, but he is SCARY when you're a small country with not that many resources, a terrible economy, and you're tiny. In other words if you're me.

I absolutely love animals! Any kind, it doesn't matter. Cats are awesome. I wish Greece would bring his cats here, but they'd probably get lost in the cave tunnels. You named the cat Fluffy? Which cat is that, the brown tabby? I saw one at the conference and it really liked Noapte. If you ever do find Noapte walking around somewhere, be really careful. Sometimes he's in a really bad mood and he'll scratch you. He did that to big brother once. It was absolutely hilarious. Come to think of it if you ever do find Noapte and Australia is bugging you, my cat will happily scratch him up.

Romania is scary and bigger than me. Besides, he's my big brother and right now I like having a human shield.

Moldova