I think I may be TOO obsessed with Anubis, 'cause this is and ANUBIS CHAPTERRR! I forgot to mention this, but EVERYTHING in this is made up by yours truly, I honestly don't know what peeves these guys off! But it would be pretty awesome if I did… ^^" Again, if you read the authors notes put the words 'Charlie Sheen' into your review! XD

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I HATE the fact that I don't know my own age (Old Man: How old are you, sonny? Me: Probably like 5000. Old Man: *Dies*)

I HATE that I'm an outcast (No, I'm not emo!)

I HATE my father (Of course, I get stuck with a maniacally laughing father who intended on taking over the world…)

I HATE cats (Do I really have to explain that one?)

I HATE pretty much all the other gods (Especially Bast and Horus. Feline-freak and bird-boy.)

I HATE most of the souls that come in for judgment (No, Hitler, I refuse to let you back into the mortal world!)

I HATE obnoxiously bright colors (Curse you, yellow!)

I HATE my computer keyboard (GAH, HOW DO YOU TURN CAPS-LOCK OFF?)

I HATE global warming (The melting water is dripping into the underworld!)

I HATE big, noisy places (I'm not a city person…)

I HATE when people tell you what to read (No, Thoth, I don't want to read 100 Ways to Treat Your Ibis Better!)

I HATE fancy-shmancy homes (Oh my Ra did you just say that your toilet is made out of gold?)

I HATE stuck-up people (Horus, I don't care about your stupid golden toilet!)

I HATE thunder and lightning (I love rain, but the big booms and electrical waves that could turn me into Anubis-toast, no thank you!)

I HATE how I'm depicted in mythology (They just can't get my nose right!)

I HATE that I'm a perfectionist (Nooooo, put THAT skull over THERE! Noooo, not THERE! THERE!)

I HATE when I get hurt (I'm a god for Ra's sake!)

I HATE that I can probably never be with Sadie (Curse my awesome godliness!)

I HATE Bast's battle cry (I mean, eat muffins? Seriously?)

I HATE not just cats, but felines in general (*Cough* Bast *Cough*)

I HATE police officers (Yes, I'm sure that I'm old enough to drive this car, officer. Yes, 'cause I was sort of there when they were invented…)

I HATE evening news (It always starts with 'Good Evening!' then proceeds to tell you exactly why it isn't.)

I HATE when I misspell a word less than four letters (Is it bad if I've misspelled 'it'?)

I HATE that I can't think of anything else (Except for rainbows and unicorns, but I don't hate them!)

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Next up is…ZIA! Yes, I will add some of my least favorite characters now just 'cause people want it (*Cough* Gingerroot *Cough*). Sooooo, C00K13 QU33N, out! (I've always wanted to say that! :3)