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Ike's Cooking Show
Chapter 2:
Ike walked through the halls of Smash Mansion, the first episode of his show the day prior had not gone too well. His hand now had a bandage on it and his finger held a plaster, Dr. Mario told him to lay off his "kitchen stunts," for a while. Harrumph. No way, another episode would be aired live for the whole mansion to see in a few hours and he had to make it to studio on time, Ike looked at his watch, it read '11:45.' He kept casually walking down the hall until he remembered his watch was, and had always been, an hour slow. Ike took off running and narrowly missed Luigi, who was mopping.
-Smash Mansion: Main Hall: 13:01, 4 minutes until airing
Tap-tap-tap-tap
Peach tapped her foot impatiently, being a make-up artist for Ike was not going to be easy, she had only remembered how bad at being-on-time Ike was, after she agreed to be his make-up artist. Anyway she was about to lose all will to be patient.
SLAM!- The doors flew open and Ike walked in, with the look at his face that said 'I'm here, now where's my coffee?' he looked like one of those people in the movies who expected to walk through the studio and on set, getting all glamorous for the camera in the process (no offence to anyone). Unfortunately, he was met with a hairspray can to the face instead.
"WHERE IN THE NAME OF MASTER HAND WERE YOU?!" screeched Peach."I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT YOU NEED TO BE ON SET IN 3 MINUTES!" Peach grabbed the collar of Ike's top and dragged him to his dressing room.
"I wonder what Ike's going to do in today's episode?" pondered Ness
"Yeah, remember yesterday when Toon Link started tap dancing?" replied Lucas
"Yeah," said Ness
"When did he learn to do that?" asked Lucas
"Why are you asking me? I don't know when he would've had time to do that, I mean, he spends most of his free time chasing the pigs in the courtyard screaming, and I quote, 'Come back! Please! Can we be friends? I know that we were meant to be soul mates!" exclaimed Ness. Ness and Lucas entered the 'T.V and Gaming Room,' Ness was quick to grab a comfy spot on the large couch, followed by Lucas. Ness picked up the remote and turned on the T.V.. Olimar and his main pikmin Steve, Popo, Nana, Kirby and Link walked in, all but Kirby resumed to sit in the same place as yesterday, Kirby sat on a cushion somewhere in the middle of between the couch and the T.V.
-Smash Mansion: Main Hall- 13:04, 1 minute until airing.
" Ok guys are you all ready?"
Muffled shouts from the dressing room."NO IKE IS NOT READY-HOLD STILL!"
"NO, MY FANS ARE WAITING!"
"WHAT FANS?"
Ike burst out of his dressing room and ran onto set.
"3,2,1 now going live" stated Toon Link.
"Hello everyone and welcome to Ike's cooking show where I, Ike, will show you how to cook. Today we will be cooking an English breakfast"
Ike washed his hands and put in an apron, which sported a large print of his face.
"So first you want to make sure you have all your ingredients."
Ike gestured to the ingredients which had been neatly laid out for him on the counter.
"Ok let's start by washing the fresh tomatoes,"
Ike proceeded to wash the tomatoes until he realised one of them had a patch of mould. If there was one thing Ike would not and could not tolerate it was mould.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH- WHO PUT THIS HERE?!" screamed a disgusted Ike. If you listened closely you could hear quiet snickering. Suddenly, Ike pulled out his sword and threw it at the camera. An 'OOF!' and the camera spun around a few times and finally stopped to show a knocked-over Toon Link. The camera was then righted by Ike and Ike ran back to behind the counter
"Anyway as I was saying, wash your tomatoes, now put a griddle on a high heat and proceed to grill your to tomatoes"
Ike put the tomatoes on the grill pan.
"Now let's fry some eggs while the tomatoes are grilling. First put your pan on the hob and turn it on to high heat. Now crack your eggs, and fry!"
As Ike was putting the eggs on the pan Toon Link was gesturing madly for Ike to put some oil or at least butter on the pan, all attempts failed as the smell of smoke filled the air, smoke, smoke, smoky, smoke.
"SMOOOOKEEEE!"
Toon Link jumped into action grabbed a fire extinguisher from the 100 he had bought earlier! You know, just to be safe. Toon Link sprayed foam from the fire extinguisher on to the tomatoes, which were blacker than black if that's even possible.
"TOON LINK GET OFF MY SHOW!"
"DO YOU WANT YOUR 'DESTINY' TO GO UP IN FLAMES?!"
"NO!"
" THEN BE QUIET AND LET ME GET ON WITH THINGS!"
Ike continued with his show after somehow acquiring a large fly swatter and swatting Toon Link flat.
"Now all after your eggs look nice and golden (black) pop some beans into a pot and let them sit there, put your bacon onto the griddle along with some sausages. Wait for 20 seconds and presto. You have a nice English Breakfast. Don't forget the mushrooms!"
Ike took out a poisoned mushroom which he stole from the stockroom earlier. He plated up his food, which to be honest, looked more like ashes than food. Ike proceeded to consume his what-was-once-food and proceeded to try and act casual as the look of utter disgust came over his face. Suddenly, Ike shrank to be the size no smaller than a small, round, green pea. It was at that moment that the earlier swatted Toon Link popped up and swatted Ike with the fly swatter. Toon Link picked up Ike and flicked him into the sink, he then started to, again, tap dance on the counter. Another episode closed.
"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!"
"YOU SWATTED ME WITH A FLY SWATTER!"
"Boys, boys calm down."
"NO!"
"Yes, Miss Peach"
"Good boy Toon Link, you can have extra dessert for being a good boy"
"WHAT YOU ARE KIDDING ME!"
"Nuh uh Ike, no dessert for you."
Later that day.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Ness holding his stomach
"Remember when he found the mould on the tomato?" exclaimed a grinning Lucas.
"How could one forget?" replied Popo and Nana in unison.
"Poy! (so funny!)" cried Kirby
"Wow, Ike's not going to live this down" smirked Link with and evil glint in his eye.
Ok sooo, another chapter finished guys, hope you enjoyed it!