"Immortal Wolf!"

Chapter 2

"You know I don't remember being a teenager to be so angsty" I said enjoying a well deserved fudge Popsicle moaning as it melted in my mouth so goooood

"Of course you don't dear you were an old woman by the time you reached fifteen" said Mrs Esmeralda Webber or my friend/slash/enemy/slash/person-to-talk-to-when-expressing-ones-feelings-or-thoughts, the woman is sixty-five years old and she is pretty spry for someone her age she been living in forks the better part for 40 years, proprietor of "SAGE" for 30 years a little specialty shop that sold various teas, herbal remedies, bath oils, soaps and all that "magic voodoo hocus-pocus" that the locals like to call it but it didn't seem to deter her business she even encouraged the rumors of her being a witch, "Wicked Witch Webb" what she was called to everyone who knew her or those that really knew her she was a supplier for what little supernatural creatures that lived here in forks and around the Washington state.

Apparently she was some Romanian gypsy's daughter who caused quite a scandal involving some rich lord's married son had an steamy affair with, lasted for six months until the wife discovered them in their bedroom which consequently was the same time the husband found her making-out in the bedroom doorway with his elder brother so she was let go and paid to keep her silence and used that money to travel the world until she met her husband Jonathan Webber which how she tells it " was a passionate relationship involving violence,blood, tears and incredible make up sex" there's was an interesting one he was a scarily quiet, studious and intelligent man who was into reading while his wife was happy go lucky woman who enjoyed making little kids suffer and parents cough up a little extra cash when they got to annoying, but some how it worked.

It was quite funny how naive the Cullen's really were of the supernatural community that existed here in forks even at the high school they attended were completely unaware there were moon-changers, witches, elves even a phantom went to school with them, but that didn't seem to bother the rest us the Cullen coven or "Sullen Coven" as some of us like to kick around with became one the most entertaining thing in forks since the arrival of Isa-clumsy and the eventual relationship between her and Ed-weirdo, Becky one of the Moon-changers couldn't help but comment about how Edward was the epitome of a 1900's version of a stereotypical teenager playing angsty music, per versing on young teenage girls bedroom windows and playing up the "woe-is-me-I-am-a-vampire" bullshit, I couldn't help but laugh and agree when she told me about the cafeteria incident when he was explaining to Isabella how he was a vampire, how he was dangerous that she should stay far away from him, how he couldn't be friends with her, how they couldn't be together Blah blah blah a typical response from a eternally-teen vamp who clearly had never gotten laid, Becky and the others even agreed he and Isabella certainly took the leading rolls for angsty teenage virgins out of some Shakespearean play to a whole new level.

"Hey! I am not old, I'm just more mature and refined than those of my typical age group, the bottom feeders in school were hardly articulate when it came to pithy comments about the social stereotype hierarchy of high school and why "OMG" was clearly not even a word" I said trying to plead my case that high school was not a place where you can actually have an intelligent conversation with the simple minded creatures that stalked the halls even the teachers where just as limited in there thinking process as there students, the thing with small towns is where ever you go you always have someone in your face asking personal questions, insulting you every chance they get, right down to the clothes your wear, how much you weigh and how much money you have, it was a vicious never ending cycle of popularity contests between the Susie home makers of apple pies and pig skins with the dreads of non-conformists who always seemed to have a violent approach to protest how they hate the world and seemed to always be just as hypocritical as their counterparts where being "different" didn't really "differ" all that much just their color coordination.

Esma just looked at me and quirked a eyebrow at me giving me the "yeah right" look that she always seemed to be good at giving when I always went into one of my rant modes I just pouted and continued eating my treat silently ignoring her gaze.

"Clearly at your age it doesn't seem to matter that you act like child going around town putting up posters of different size and brand of tampons on shop windows, hanging up peoples underwear on power lines, freeing animals from the refuge cause you thought that they were using them as meat from your favorite hamburger place or last years fourth of July fiasco that for some reason no one wants to talk about and in this town full of busybodies that's saying something, you must of done something pretty evil for them not to say anything hell even the quilting ladies wont even talk about it when I asked they changed the subject so fast I thought they get whiplash and those biddies always have got something to nag about dammit" she said given me a pointed expression at my innocent look I batted my eyelashes didn't seemed fool her.

"All I can say is you had to be there to see it" pausing for a effect grinning at her widely "It was legendary" reminiscing on all the good pranks I've done always seem to bring in one of my giggly-girly-evil-laugh moments as Esma like to call it she sent me and unimpressed brow.

"Uhuh...well anyways what's going on with Cullen coven these days haven't heard a peep from them in a while" she said stacking jars of what looked like eye of newts eww...

"Ahh well let's see the illustrious "Sullen Cullen's" left town and looks like Ed-weirdo and Isa-clumsy have broken up, apparently the douche-ward left the girl in the woods somewhere in the freezing cold for hours and they sent a whole search party to find the girl Samuel was the one to find her, he said she was close death she was practically catatonic and kept saying "he left,he left" you should have seen Charlie man he was pissed what Fuck-ward did to his kid hell even dad and Harry were going on about "If the leech ever came back the pack will roast him in a bonfire and piss on his ashes" dad was a bit shocked that the Leech doctor allowed this to happen though, but then again that guy always seemed to play favorites when it comes to that Golden Child of his" I said frowning at thought how this whole incident was gonna cause some major waves with the town, the pack and especially Jacob the kid was coming close his time to phase soon and having his lady love hurt and left so badly was going make him even more aggressive in his chance to pursue her.

"You kids these days always resorting to something as dramatic as killing yourselves when some dick leaves you, hell if the idiot vampire couldn't handle a relationship with a mortal than he shouldn't have bothered at all to begin with" she said with tone disbelief at the stupidity of Fuck-wards actions.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah what can you do the coven seems to be filled with a bunch of idiots who have no common sense at all their involvement with a human would cause unnecessary attention from those Italian bastards the Volturi" I said Esma just rolled her eyes and huffed in annoyance.

"God that's the last thing we need from those Itai pricks snooping around here they should have just killed the girl or turned her when she found about their existence, I know it would have upset Charlie but in all seriousness his girl is more trouble then she's worth" displaying her annoyance by slamming her fist on the counter bench

"Yeah the unfortunate side-effect is they probably wouldn't have turned her those veggie-vamp do gooders have a treaty with the Pack that can't be broke since my great-great-greatest Ephraim Black ruled that as long as they don't take a bite out of any humans or cross the boundary between La Push and Forks they can live here with out the cause for war between us but that doesn't mean to say there other ways to ensure she is turned" Esma just shook her head in disappointment crossing my hands on my chest I leaned back on my chair having put my legs on the counter I looked up the ceiling in thought.

"Not that it would matter really the Pack is strong but not strong enough to even attempt taking out seven vampires three of them having abilities a reader a seer and a empath that is rumored to have had some involvement in the southern vampire wars" I sighed feeling more tired than ever I continued on.

"What's even worse is the trouble they left behind, some a red headed vamp has been checking out perimeter around La Push lately the Pack have been having some difficulty in killing her when ever they get close enough to attack her she always seem to always find a way to escape, that may be her ability she's good but nobodies that good" closing my eyes I could almost feel a headache coming on taking a deep breath I let out looked at Esma seriously

"Which makes me think there might be a connection between the recent serial killings going on in Seattle lately and this damn cuntpire that seems be popping up around the area recently has something to do with it" Esma looked at me with a hard look her mouth in a thin line she was angry no she was pissed off.

"Bloody golden-eyed-animal-humpers they leave all this mess behind and expect it to disappear just like that seriously is all that animal blood messing there heads or something if what your saying is true we may have one vengeful vampire on our hands I mean the only way you could possibly make a vampire that mad is if you killed it's mate and even the Cullen's wouldn't be that stupid, killing one's mate is practically a death sentence if you don't kill the other half" giving me a complete look of disbelief and "What-the-fuck-are-they-idiots" expression leaning forward interlocking my fingers resting my head on them I narrowed my eyes at her of the seriousness of the situation and spoke in voice usually reserved for a oncoming fight.

"Well if that's the case we might have to start rallying up the troops"

Authors note: that is all I can think about at the moment I might change it don't know and sorry beforehand if their any spelling mistakes at all well enjoy. - R