AN: Chapter two! Yay! This was inspired by my sister…so yeah…
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Emmett POV
We walked the aisles casually, having lost Alice and Bella long ago. We could probably find them easily if we tried, but honestly we didn't want to find them.
I suddenly spun around and faced Rosalie. I made sure there was no space between us. I grabbed her arm and started to squeeze it. "I think I have Tourette's."
She gave me and odd look and contradicted, "No. You have pervert syndrome."
"Was that meant to offend me?" I questioned.
"Yes and no," she responded.
"I am not a pervert," I added.
"Sometimes you are," Jasper argued.
"Isn't that offensive to people that actually have Tourette Syndrome?" Edward asked.
"Why would it be?" I looked at him confusedly.
"Because you might have it," Jasper interrupted Edward as he was about to answer.
Instead of mentioning his previous comment, Edward said, "Vampires can't even have diseases, Emmett."
"Yeah yeah yeah." I rolled my eyes. "Whatever. I do have a disease."
"What's that then?" Edward waited for an explanation.
"I don't really know."