Disclaimer: I unfortunately do not own Hetalia, though I wish I did.
Comatose countries:
Coma :Mediterranean
Artica:the Artic/Artica(Yes, she renamed the Artic)
Alice:West Antartica
Allen:East Antartica
Twitch:Bermuda
Venom:Pacific
Terra:Atlantic/Atlantis
The new countries sat huddled in a tight group in a park near a pond, discussing something thier Artican friend had discovered. Although no one seemed to want to believe it, it had to be true. "I swear it's true, he really is Gaia! He IS Earth! That explains how he knew Alice and everything else!"
"I wonder how many times he had to change his name." Allen wondered aloud. He clutched his pet penguin, named Pip, to his chest uncertainly and childishly.
"Oh! That's easy! He-"
PZZZT!
Coma stopped talking and screamed,"AGAIN!" He was now covered in electric, flying catfish. "WILL YOU GET OFF ME!" He ran straight for the pond and belly-flopped into it. All the fish immediately swam away. As he walked back to the group he turned and glared at the large mass of fish in the water that were staring at him, getting ready for another electrified swarm of electrified, flying fish. "NO! STAY FISHY! STAY FISHY!" Alice coughed, getting his attention, and pointed at a guy staring at Coma.
"What the hell?" Asked a guy with blonde hair and freakishly large eyebrows, who Twitch was laughing at and calling "Catapillar brow". Coma made an angry face, annoyed with the man who was staring.
"WHAT? YOU NEVER SAW A SWARM OF ELECTRIFIED FLYING FISH ATTACK SOMEBODY? GOD!" He roared, clutching his black ringleted hair.
"Um...Medi? I think this guy's a normal..." Artica whispered. Coma blinked, staring at England with his blind eyes. He tilted his head, walking towards England. He put his hands on either side of England's face. His brow screwed in confusion.
"W-WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU GIT?" England yelled.
"Mapping out your facial construction. I'll be able to... Stay very Still." Coma said, removing his hands from England's face. But before England could ask what he was doing, A large tree branch slammed into the side of his face.
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!" England yelled recovering from the unexpected hit. Twitch and Terra were rolling on the ground laughing like, dare I say it? Russia, they were laughing like Russia. A vein appeared on Artica's forehead as she grabbed her frying pan.
"You have caterpillars on your face! FREAKING HUGE, BLOODY CATEPILLARS ON YOUR FACE YOU BRITISH GIT!Vous avez chenilles sanglante sur votre visage paniquer!" Coma shouted. He had just used his first language in the world: French. He spoke perfect French, amazing American, and horrifyingly good Russian.
"Medi! You moron! FRYING PAN!" Artica yelled as she slammed the frying pan down on his head. "STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!" Coma covered his head in defense, trying to block as many hits as possible.
"Прости!" He yelled, trying to get Artica to stop. Artica finally stopped, hoping Coma got the message, and replaced her frying pan before facing the younger of the twins.
"Bermy! What the hell are you doing! I said no explosives!" Twitch sat happily sprinkling a grayish powder over a ball of tree sap with a dry grass wick. Before anyone could take the bomb away from Twitch, Coma lit the fuse.
"THROW IT, BERMY!" He yelled, laughing like a mad man. Artica grinned broadly, waving her arms around in the air.
"Throw it here Bermy! I gots an idea! Toss it to me!" She yelled, a manical grin on her face. England stared in horror at the group.
"YOU MORONS ARE GOING TO KILL YOURSELVES!" He exclaimed, his eyes wide in confusion.
"And~?" Coma said, laughing with an insane grin. Artica laughed as Twitch threw the bomb to her. She caught it and glanced at England, a motion everyone else understood.
"GO LONG WHITE BITCH, UH, I MEAN, ANTI!" She yelled throughing the bomb to Alice.
"GOTCHA!" Alice called back, jumping up and curling up around it. When she landed, she looked at Allen.
"EAST! OVER TO THE CENTER, TWENTY FEET BACK!" Alice yelled, pitching the bomb. Allen shot right after it, catching it and rolling on the ground. Somehow the wick was still burning.
"ATLAS! " Allen yelled, throwing the bomb to Terra, who caught it laughing. England watched in horror as they played their game, so very similar to Russian roulette.
"S-STOP THAT! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL YOURSELVES?" England called, hoping they might figure out how dangerous it is to throw a bomb around.
"MEDI!" Terra called. Coma caught it, his smirk growing. The wick was almost gone.
"CATERPILLAR BROWS~~!" Coma shouted pitching the bomb at England. As a reflex England caught it, then dropped it and ran once he realized what had happened. He only got a couple feet away before it exploded, knocking him to the ground as cheers erupted from the new nations. Twitch was jumping up and down in glee, while the others cheered and laughed, all with proud looks on their faces. Coma walked over to England and held out a hand.
"Good game. Need some help, caterpillar brows?" He said, grinning. Artica joined Coma and offered her hand. When England didn't respond they grabbed his arms and pulled him to his feet. Artica gave him a friendly smile, nudging him playfully.
"Your slow, ya know that?" She asked before walking back to her friends. England stared in confusion at the group.
"Oh, sorry. You must be confused. Well, it seems you were smart enough to drop the bomb. If you can get at least far away enough as to NOT get blown to smitherines, then you earn our respect. Way to go!" Coma explained, slapping him on the back. Alice smiled at England.
"See, that wasn't so bad!" Venom said, clapping his hands.
"Yeah, you could be an unrecognizable lump of human remains right now, but yer not!" Artica added helpfully. Twitch, who was excited from the bomb was grinning madly.
"Let's do dat again!" He yelled, clapping his hands. This only seemed to confuse England even more.
"You gits are nuts." England mumbled. Coma just rolled his blind eyes at the mumbling man.
"Whatever, Dude." He said, smirking. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Uh...Medi? Yer facing a tree dude..." Artica pointed out, laughing akwardly at the common occurance.
"He's blind? How did that happen? Was he born like that?" England asked.
"A-AHH! NYET! BUT I CAN ASSIRE YOU IT DIDN'T HAPPEN DUE TO SOME FREAKY LAB INCIDENT IN WHICH WE WERE ALL EXPERIMANETED O-" Coma started doing his usual rant. Artica sighed and grabbed her frying pan.
"FRYING PAN!" Artica yelled, slamming it into Coma's head, repeatedly. England blanched at the sight.
"Is that normal?" He asked the rest of the group, who were sweatdropping.
"Yeah..." Venom replied.
"Yeah! Arty owned Medi's ass!" Twitch said.
"Twitch, I thought I told you not to use that word." Artica said, scolding the boy. Coma lay in a bloody heap on the ground.
"D-Dammit you damn bitch..." Coma muttered. Artica turned to glare at him, a slightly unsettling smile spreading across her face as she titlted her head at her friend. The temperature seemed to drop as she replaced her frying pan and reached for her katana. Even though the sun was uncovered by the clouds, the light dimmed extremely.
"What was that Medi? What did you say to me?" She asked drawing her katana. Coma could sense the sudden cold and tried to move. England stared in horror at them.
'S-she must know black magic!' England thought, stepping backwards. Alice had grabbed onto Artica with Allen and they were tring to pull her back.
"Apologize for talking down on me!"Artica said, struggling against her friends. Her playful, blue eyes had turned a sickening blood red as her grin widened, a bit of unstability and insanity seeping through as shethrew her friends off.
"Arty!"Terra called, while Twitch shrieked his older sisters name. The fear in their voices froze her and she hesitated. Coma did what he did best: He yelled. No, not yelled, Shrieked like a banshee.
"GOMENSAI!" He shrieked, curling up into a ball. He was crying in fear that she'd hurt everyone around them. England stared at him then at everyone else.
The twins grabbed onto Artica's arms, Twitch letting go only to prie the blade from his sisters hand. After a moment the world was bright around them again and the Artic nation was calm, the red slowly fading from her eyes. Coma didn't uncurl himself from his position on the ground. England got a closer look at his face and stared in shock. Upon a second glance, the wavy hair that reached his shoulders, the same facial construction...
'H-he looks like france...' England thought in shock. Artica walked over and put her arms around Coma, smiling her normal, gental, motherly smile. She petted his hair, hoping he would feel better.
"I'm so sorry Medi. She just slipped out...You know I would never purposely hurt you or let her hurt you...It's just been so hard since we gained independence and I supressed her for to long..." Artica said, whispering the last part. Coma, acting like the 5 year old he used to be, nuzzled closer to her. He was still sniffling alittle bit. Alice smiled at them both before she felt a hand snake around her waist. She stabbed Venom in the hand with her knife.
"Don't get any Ideas, Pacific." she growled as Allen nuzzled up to her. Twitch and Terra went over to Artica and Coma to make sure they were fine before twitch looked at Venom and muttered 'Bastard' under his breath. Venom's face twitched.
"I-I AM NOT YOU LITTLE RAT BIRD! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME, THE GREAT PACIFIC, A BASTARD!" He said, pointing at him accusingly. He hit the ground as Coma threw himself at him. He had his face close to Venom's and his head was tilted in a sadistic fashion.
"If you don't shut up, Pacific, I'll be more than happy to rip out your layrnx and then mutilate your body." He threatened, earning a horrified look from Venom.
"CAN I HELP?" Twitch shouted happily, even though he knew what was going on.
"Just like me..."Artica said, smiling more at the common scene. Death threats and attempted murder was thier 'I love you', because those things were all they knew. Artica always wondered how normal people let others know they were loved. England cleared his throat, trying to gain Artica's attention.
"Is that normal?" he asked. Artica nodded, still smiling.
"That's how we say 'I love you'." She giggled as Twitch pounced on Coma's back, demanding a ride while laughing. "It's...more fun." Now Terra was threatening Venom, but with a playful smile as she smacked him. England watched them as they seemed so happy together. He watched as Coma stood up and kicked Venom in the side, making Venom laugh harder than he was now. A small smile was on his face.
"So you guys are like family. You seem to trust each other more than anything in the world." England said, looking over at the blue haired girl next to him. Artica nodded.
"They're the ONLY people I trust in the whole world. We've been through alot together, and I would give my life for them, but also avoid death." She smiled kindly at England, hoping she didn't sound crazy."The twins are my pride and joy, the others are my closest friends. That's why I'd give anything for them. You know, their the special people in my life. Do you have a special person?"
"M-my friend America." England muttered. He watched as Coma jumped up into the highest tree branch of an oak tree with Twitch on his back. England's mouth practically hit the the ground at the sight. Sure, he'd seen Sealand jumped that high, but NEVER with a child on his back. England stared in amazement at how he could stand on the thinnest part of the branch without falling.
Twitch's laughter was music to Artica. Many would say that, even for a child, he laughed to much. "He's so happy...but I guess after everything, he has every right to make up for lost time. And yeah, Medi can jump high." She added, noticing England's look. England looked at Artica in confusion.
"What do you mean "To make up for lost time"?" he asked kindly but curiously. Coma was listening to them talk but pretending he had no clue what was going on underneath the tree. Artica realized her mistake, but kept her composure.
"We were very poor, I worked three jobs and barely got the money to take care of us. No one would play with the twins, because their parents didn't like the looks of them. They were always so sad. One day I was told that I had a rich uncle who'd commited suicide and left me his inheritance." England looked at her in a state of intrest. Coma wanted to jump down and beat him to death. He jumped down and landed on his back. England thought he'd landed on Twitch but he noticed how Coma had Twitch pressed against his chest in a protective manner. A small amount of blood began to stain Coma's shirt and a stick stuck straight through his side.
"Again? Artica asked walking over to Coma as Twitch got up. She bandaged the wound with gauze that she kept in a small first aid kit, while scolding Coma for his stupidity. Once she was done she asked,"You guys wanna leave?" England stared.
'H-how on earth did something as frail as a twig go straight through that kid's side?' He thought in shock.
"Can we please leave? We'll be late for the meeting." Coma said.
"Sure,"Artica said, helping Coma off the ground and gathering the rest of the gang. Coma stared at England.
"Aren't you going to the world meeting as well?" Coma asked, raising an eyebrow at England.
"Yes, I am and you're talking to a tree." England said.
Again please comment and critisize. This is my first Hetalia fan fic so don't be too judgemental.
If you have any pairing ideas please share them, like oc x oc, oc x canon, canon xcanon.
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