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Edward Cullen knew he was what people thought of him, the females preened for his attention whilst a few of the lads were his allies, a lot of them were envious of his strong facial features, his dark green mesmeric eyes and his red-ish brown hair which seemed to make girls swoon on the spot. Edward wasn't ignorant of this fact and used it to his full advantage. He walked the halls with a domineering presence, in his medicine class he maintained top marks whether he revised at all or most likely partied all night.

"Alice, what the fuck are you doing here?" he asked, whilst lying in bed with a busty blonde sleeping next to him, they only thing covering them was Edwards black silk sheets.

"Dressed. Now. You're getting us late for college." Her tone was sharp and clipped, implying there was not room for argument.

His twin sister Alice Cullen, never agreed to her brothers 'Casanova' ways, she never really believed that it brought him happiness. She was his twin of course she wanted him to find someone who made him truly happy, he'd say they were too young and had all the time in the world but they were 19 and she had found her Jasper. In the past she would plot with their older brother Emmett to set him up with girls he may like but in the end Edward just slept with them once and never called them back.

"How did you even get in here? You don't have a key!" little did he know, just after Edward had moved in she had taken his key ad got another cut so she could enter and exit his apartment to her heart's content.

Edward lived on his own, at first he lived with both of his siblings however after Emmett's girlfriend Rosalie, caught a few of Edwards one nighters walking around the place in nothing but Edwards shirts, she kicked up a fuss. Resulting in a unanimous decision to kick Edward out, if he changed his ways he could stay but of course Edward Cullen did not. Edward wasn't bothered about it though, his trust fund held enough money for two life times. After all, his father was the famous cardiac surgeon Dr. Carlisle Cullen.

"Alice! Get out!" Alice huffed walked over to his side of the bed, stepping hastily over the clothes. She shook him hard causing his whole bed to shake. Busty blonde groaned a little before waking up and covering herself with the sheets.

Thank god she had the decency to cover herself. Alice thought, she shuddered a little thinking of the woman's exposed body.

"Wh-What's going on? Who are you?" she asked Alice bewildered, this girl was obviously a girl Edward had picked up from some tacky bar.

Alice came up with an idea; if she didn't know who she was she could have a little fun with this. Alice looked nothing like her twin brother, maybe the green eyes but that was it, she was short and had black hair cut into a cute pixie cut.

"I'm his girlfriend!" Alice exclaimed dramatically, "Who are you?"

The blond's eyes widened comically, as she started to stutter incoherently. Alice gently placed her hand on her stomach, "We are having a baby together, Edward how could you!" she bit the inside of her lip which induced tears. The advantages of being a Drama major.

Alice looked over at Edward, who was speechless "She-she isn't my pregnant girlfriend."

"Edward, how could you say that? After everything we have been through, after everything we did together!" Alice cried out, "Feel this, it's our baby, Edward Junior." She leant over the bed, forcing the life-size Barbie to feel her -breakfast filled - stomach.

"Alice, oh my god. Fuck off, just leave." Edward growled at Alice.

"No. No, I should leave. Edward don't ring me – ever. I'm so sorry about this." The blonde looked over at Alice.

"C-Cathy... Don't leave. She is lying, come back." He said, as she hurriedly dressed herself.

"It's Candice! Fuck you, Edward." she yelled.

Edward just lied back down with a smug smile gracing his lips, "Well you already did that."

Candice –now dressed- ran out the room in a huff, Alice called after her "I'll send you the ultrasound pictures!" Alice then looked over at her twin, "she's a keeper, and I like her." Alice nodded vehemently with a sly grin.

"Get the fuck out of my room, I need to get dressed. You know, sometimes I really hate you, Alice."

"I love you too brother." Alice chirped skipping out the room to meet her waiting boyfriend downstairs.

Edward jumped in the shower, and then pulled on the first pair of jeans he found in his drawer, and a dark grey t-shirt. He was too tired to even bother making an effort as he ran out of the house with his messy hair.

He passed Alice sitting in Jasper's car with him; she seemed to be amusing him as he was laughing quiet heartily. Edward started the engine on his silver Volvo, revving it a few times so that Alice and Jasper could get the hint that he was ready to leave now. As he was driving he looked at the clock on his dashboard which said 7.54, looks like he would be a little late for class.

As he was driving he received a text from Emmett saying:

Bro, where R U both?
UR going 2 be late.

No shit, Sherlock. Edward thought sarcastically to himself but couldn't be bothered replying to his brother. At 8.07, the silver Volvo pulled in to the parking lot, Emmett and Rosalie were no were to be seen so must have given up and went to lesson. Edward parked in the first vacant parking spot he saw; as he was locking his door he felt a sharp pain in his right arm.

"Ouch, the fuck?" he asked, looking down to see his little twin glaring up at him.

"Jasper wanted to park there and you know it."

"So I get punched for stealing your boyfriends spot?"

"No, it was also for making us late for lesson."

Edward looked away from his sister, at the black vintage Monte Carlo rolling in. "You are not the only one who is late; oh look so is Angela Webber." He pointed a few parking spaces away from him at the timid brown haired girl who was hastily pushing her glasses up her nose as she was pulling her big book bag out of her car.

Angela was someone the Cullen's knew from Forks, she was the local Priest's daughter. Just your typical good girl.

"Angela, you're late." Edward called over at her as she fumbled with her car keys.

Angela looked up, slightly shaken. "Oh, sorry. I'm on my way now." She had no idea, why she was apologising to him, she just was.

Alice punched her brother again in the arm after whispering "Be nice."

"Which lucky dude's bed did you leave?" Edward asked, cocking his eyebrow at her dishevelled appearance.

Angela looked like a deer caught in the headlights as she sputtered out, "N-no, I-I wasn't."

Freak. Edward thought to himself.

"He was just joking Angela, You have a nice day." Alice interjected, realising the girl was clearly uncomfortable. "Edward you are such a jerk!"

"Fuck, stop hitting me Alice!"

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