A/N Hey guys~ Look sorry Hiccups a little ooc bear with me this is my first fan fiction ever. Plus i started writing this a fue years ago but i never finished it, and got a huge writers block. So today i've decided to tackle this story. Enjoy~ And please review if possible~ It would be greatly appreciated!
So this is what happens to when a Hiccup, a jacket, and a fire come together. Hiccup doing some kind of new tribal dance, that our chief created. Our chiefs not the best at dancing, sorry chief. Unfortunately i had to stop this very amusing sight. I threw a bit of the water onto Hiccups jacket; hopefully this would stop the fire spreading onto the rest of his clothes. Which it did.
Somehow i had failed to notice the Monstrous Nightmare behind Hiccup. The Dragon was about to shot fire at us, but i managed to get most of my water into the inside of the horrible beast. The beast stomped off to who knows where. ''Oh, my jacket actually stopped burning! Hang on...'' Hiccup says as he turns round. ''Well i should of guessed.'' I reply with a smile''Yep! Licht in the flesh.'' Hiccup smiles back sheepishly and says ''Thanks licht. I owe you.'' He says while patting me on the shoulder.
''You so do.'' I say as i playfully push Hiccup. We started laughing, then i felt a hot breath on my neck. ''H-hiccup where'd the Monstrous Nightmare?'' I say nervously. ''Err...b-behind you...'' He squeaked. Shit. How could I forget that beast? Oh god. Odeon help us!
''RUN!'' I scream to Hiccup. We ran for over lives, running over the hills throw the village to where the village ended. So we weren't dyeing which is a good thing, but...
Knowing me i would fall over. Guess what? I did. I tripped over a tiny dragon thats the size of my palm. Since they little beast tripped me up, i got cut on my waist on a sharp rock, which was so convently placed there to get me cut. OH ISNT THIS A BUNDLE OF JOY.
''Oh thor...that hurts...'' I mumbled, and glared at the tiny dragon. ''Screw you Dragon!'' I picked myself up, stumbling along with a throbbing injury. Hiccup notices and runs over to help but i say ''No! Just keep running! I'm right behind you.'' ''But-'' He stops himself, and nods because the Monstrous Nightmare is right behind us. ''AHHHH!'' We both scream like a couple of screaming fan girls who have just met there idol. We hide behind a pole, that held up the water supplies. I could feel heat coming from behind us. Then the Dragon pinned up against the pole, and it set itself on fire.
The dragon was getting ready to fire, and i was getting ready to brae the pain, but a tall muscular and rather plump Viking pulls the dragon away from us. I instantly move away from the pole, and i ran to the other side of the dragon. I throw the rope i collected earlier, and hand it to the tall red headed man with the biggest beard you have ever seen. The man tackled the Dragon to the ground, and captured it.
''Licht, Take Hiccup home before he does anything more damage to the village!'' He says. ''Yes chief...'' I replied. This is Stoick the Vast chief of the village, and village says that when he was a baby he ripped a Nadder's head clean off its body. Do i believe it? Err...i'm still contemplating that...
I turn round to see where Hiccup was and my eyes widen to see the pole falling down onto Hiccup. ''Hiccup, watch out!''I yelled to get his attention. The pole almost hit him, but he dodged it in time, and instead the flaming pole hit a house, and set it on fire. Oh dear lord of Thor's dirty underwear Stoick looks extremely angry. Hiccups in for a serious lecture here.
''Hiccup be careful...'' I whisper to him, but i doubt he heard me. Oh and there's a fue things i forgot to mention...
''Hi dad...'' Hiccup mumbled to Stoick. ''Son! What do you think you are doing?!'' Stoick said as he pulled hiccup to the centre of town. ''Err...catching a Nightfury?'' He said nervously, and becomes smaller as people surround them. Stoick pushes Hiccup away from him. ''Dad! I really did catch one this time! Second out a search party on raven point or maybe-'' Hiccup was interrupted by a fuming Stoick. '' STOP! I don't have times for games! Winter is coming soon and i have an entire village to feed!'' Stoick shouted at Hiccup. Ok it's for me to step in. Time for those acting skills to put to good use.
''Stoick...'' I step forward out of the crowd that surrounded them ''It's best you leave this for later...'' I said calmly attempting to calm a steaming, hot red Stoick. ''You're your licht. Thank you'' Stoick sighs and continues ''But for now take him back to the house with Gobber. I have his mess to clean up.'' Stoick glares at Hiccup, turns his back, and walks past the villagers whispering amongst themselves.
''I've never seen someone mess up that badly!'' Spat Snotlout, as people departed back to their homes. Oh geez, Thor i don't have time for this! Well i guess i can have alittle fun teasing Snotlout atleast.''Yeah i bet he was so amazed by the Nightfury, he feel backwards face first into the mud, while his jacket was on fire, ha!'' Agreed Ruffnut who appeared from behind Snotlout. Well if it isn't just my favourite group of teens, here to make things more of a pain for us. Thank you so much.''Oi Dickheads if you really are gonna joke about this, go do that somewhere else because I'm tired of your bullshit. And you know what atleast he doesn't sleep with a doll of Astrid each night! Not mentioning any names...Snotlout!'' I exclaimed at the group of teens. ''I do not!'' Snotlout protested.
Yeah keep telling your that Snotlout. I'm pretty sure your just gonna make love to that thing tonight. Don't deny it we all know it. It's gross. ''Oh yeah? Remember the last voyage the village took to find the Dragons nest? Well we all had to camp outside together for some kind of teamwork training, right? And i was awake all night, because all i could hear was you, Snotlout making love noises to that doll you made of Astrid.'' I said with a smirk on my face. I heard snickers coming from the others, and saw Hiccup look like he's about to die of laughter. Astrid cringed and ready to bash the shit out of Snotlout.
''Yeah i remember! You didn't wake up till 11 the next morning and we all saw you with it!'' Tuffnut agreed with a grin. ''So? That doesn't prove anything...plus Astrid still loves me, right babe?'' Snotlout said with a wink towards Astrid. One thing I and Astrid can agree on. Punching Snotlout. Astrid punched Snotlout where the sun does not shine. I hit him in the stomic. That should do for now. ''Riiigghht~ Anyway lets go Hiccup!'' I said as i smiled, with maybe a hint of blush on my face. Hehe... Hiccup smiles back. What can't a girl blush once n a while? I-it's not like I was blushing anyway...