Hey people and welcome to chapter two of Twibasket! Be prepared to finally see the casts of Twilight and Fruits Basket meet! Just so you know, a conversation near the end of this chapter, between Uo, Hana, and Bella is based of something me and Miss Saigon11 used to tell our friend, who we call Yuki-Chan, that conversation always got her to blush. (Blush, Yuki-Chan, BLUSH!) Well, anyway, enjoy.
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After the car was loaded up and the vampires crammed inside it, the group's trip to Japan finally commenced. With Carlisle at the wheel, and Esme "back-seat driving", you knew the trip was going to be a long, exhausting, hell.
After an eternity of driving, something seemed weird, something in the car was breathing. As the car seemed to get hotter, a voice emerged, it said: "Hey Cullens, what's up?"
"OH MY GOD!!" shrieked the shocked Cullens.
"NO! I forgot to turn the oven off!" Esme cried, more concerned about her oven than the appearance of my favorite character, Jacob Black.
"Um, but you Bloodsuckers don't eat human food, right?" wondered Jacob, who was just as confused as THE AUTHOR and the other vampires about Esme's oven.
"Esme, why did you use the oven/" Rosalie asked, still shocked over Jacob's appearance and dumbfounded by Esme's comment.
"I wanted to play house in my own home, what's so wrong with that?" murmured Esme.
It was awkwardly silent then. AAfter all those years of living with Esme, the other vampires thought she was kind of smart. They were wrong, very wrong. Unfortunately for them, they just realized that fact right then and there. What a pity.
It was Alice who broke the silence, but she did soon a different topic, Turtle Hats: "Emmett, you didn't bring those stupid Turtle Hats, did you?" she questioned in a flat tone.
"No Alice," Emmett replied, "I brought my smart Turtle Hat!" Alice stared dumbfounded at him while he brought a Turtle Hat out from a little box he had previously been holding and placed the turtle Hat on his head, stroked it once, and grinned at Alice like it was natural to do so.
"Let's just pretend I never asked," murmured Alice glumly.
"You know what I just realized?" Jasper pondered out loud while smoothing out his pink shirt, "If we are going to Japan, why are we driving when we have to cross an ocean?"
Everyone looked at Carlisle, who, with a hint of mystery in his eyes, said: "Oh, we aren't going to cross the ocean, we are driving straight through it!" at that exact moment, Carlisle swerved the car off of the cliff they were driving on and plunged right into the ocean.
"What! We can't do this! It defies the laws of physics! This Fan Fiction has gone too far!" screamed Rosalie in despair and panic, watching the car sink further and further into the ocean."
"Don't worry, we have enough gas to make it there, and if we don't, THE AUTHOR will help us get there." reassured Carlisle, who was driving though the water.
"Carlisle, I don't understand, how are we doing this?" Bella wondered
"THE AUTHOR," he replied, "wants us to do something comedic, so she is forcing us to drive to Japan, and seeing as ho this is a Fan Fic, the laws of physics and Canada no longer apply to us."
"Canada?" Jacob questioned, now he and the others were confused.
"Yes, Canada," smirked Carlisle, who was now merrily driving the car under the ocean, which somehow didn't leak because THE AUTHOR said so.
For the rest of the trip, nobody said a thing.
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Meanwhile, in Shigure's house, Kyo, Yuki, Tohru, Uo, and Hana were slumped around a table, completely and totally bored. That was, until Shigure came skipping in like a small child and said:" What are you guys doing? We have to meet some people at the beach today!"
"I hope it's not one of your damn perverted friends!" muttered Kyo with less enthusiasm than normal.
"Um, well… I don't think so…" pondered Shigure while also thinking those perverted thoughts of his.
"There is no way in hell that you will get me to go!" Kyo bellowed, standing up from where he was slumped previously.
Then Shigure smirked and said:" oh, well I'll just get Tohru to go with me!"
"Okay!" Tohru responded with a smile.
Yuki and Kyo then glared at Shigure. He was the last person they wanted Tohru to be with, alone together, along with Shigure's "perverted friend."
"I'm going with you!" Kyo and Yuki said simultaneously.
"I'm glad you see it my way!" exclaimed Shigure as he dragged them all out the door.
After the three Sohmas, Tohru, Uo, and Hana arrived at the beach, they noticed an expensive car parked on the sand with a bunch of bickering shiny people in it. The car looked like it had been drowned twice.
Shigure ran straight to the car, opened the front door, and yanked out the shiny person in the driver's seat to give him a great, big glomp. This shiny person was Carlisle, he then glomped back.
Everyone else was utterly confused and just stared at the two like they had missed something, something big.
"Carlisle!"
"Shigure! It's nice to see you! But who are those other people with you?"
"That's Yuki, Kyo, and Tohru; the other girls are her friends, Uo and Hana. Who are the other shiny vampire people and who is that fuzzy dude?" Shigure responded.
"That's my family; the other vampires are Alice, Esme, Edward, Jasper, Rosalie, Emmett, Bella, and Renesmee. The furry dude is Jacob." Carlisle said with glee.
Then for the next half hour, the two groups mingled amongst each other, saying stupid things and giving bad first impressions. It all plunged for the worst when Shigure, obsessed with the beauty of the female vampires, went over to speak to Bella.
"Where have you been all my life?" he asked her.
"Hiding from you," replied Bella with disgust as she walked away to Edward, who was chatting with Uo and Hana. Edward then went away to go tell Esme something, leaving Bella with Uo and Hana. This was a bad idea.
"Sohma Shigure is in love with you," Uo smirked.
Then Hana added: "And he is thinking about you all the time with those perverted thoughts of his."
"But Edward can hear those thoughts," remarked Uo.
"Yet since he is in love with you, he is actually enjoying them!" Hana replied.
Bella blushed deeply and buried her head in her hair before saying:" And how do you know this?"
"He told us!" Hana and Uo said, leaving Bella to mutter to herself.
A short while after that, Shigure lead the vampires and Jacob to a hotel where they would spend the night, where they would wait for the next day to spend with the Sohmas…
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What did you think of chapter two? I personally find it kind of boring, but I think that's because I wrote it. PLEASE leave a review about what you thought and favorite Twibasket, come on; you know you want to….
