A/N ZOMG!! I'm hyper..don't ask…cause…not even I know!! Ok well then!! Let's get this story on the road!!
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN NARUTO……yet..-mumbles different plans to steal..Err..I mean own it D-
Chapter 1!!:
When Sakura woke up she was in the hospital. Sakura looked around to see the Hokage there waiting for her to wake up..but he was also asleep –'
"Hokage-sama?" Sakura called groggily
"Huh? WHAT? Oh…sorry Sakura-san..I guess I fell asleep" Sarutobi rubbed the back of his head nervously. "Now then…" Sarutobi said getting serious "What happened yesterday?" Sarutobi asked
Suddenly all the memories came rushing back to Sakura. Sakura started to cry…Fake crying of course! "I Tried –sniff- to stop him –sob- but he just –sniff- knocked me out –full out crying!-" Sakura said then covered her face with her hands so she could hide the smirk.
"Ohh….It's ok Sakura-chan" Sarutobi said then pulled her into a hug which stunned Sakura but didn't let it go noticed by Sarutobi "We'll find you a place to live…or do you want to live by yourself?" Sarutobi asked
"I wanna –sniff- live by my –sniff- self" Sakura said still slightly crying.
"Alright then" Sarutobi then let her lay back down and walked back outside to get everything done
'Stupid old geezer..didn't even know I was only acting…What a Hokage' Sakura thought then thought the 'What a Hokage' with Sarcasm in her thoughts then went back to sleep.
-5 years later-
-AT THE ACADEMY!!-
"I still hate you Sakura" Sasuke said to Sakura and said her name with venom
"Hn" Sakura said and turned around to look at the front of the class room. She suddenly felt something cold on her throat. "Sasuke-kun..you seem to forget who I am" Sakura whispered to Sasuke
"No…I still know you as T- -struggled gasp-" Sasuke started to say but her hand was on his throat choking him
"Haruno Sakura!! Uchiha Sasuke!! Stop fighting!" Iruka said then threw his eraser at them but Sakura caught it with her other hand and was emotionless.
"Hn" Sasuke and Sakura said..but Sakura didn't let him go and brought him down to her level and whispered in his ear "Have more anger next time…and maybe you'll kill me and Itachi-kun" Sakura then smirked at his shiver
"Hn" Sakura then put Sasuke down but he fell to the floor with a 'THUMP' then the fan girls all screamed:
"SASUKE-KUN!!" Then they tried to go to him but Sakura just glanced at them and they were already sitting down
"Hn" Sakura said and Iruka just sweat-dropped
"Anyway! We will be picking teams today. Alright! Team 7! Uchiha Sasuke" Iruka stopped to let them say what they wanted
"Hn" was all Sasuke said and Iruka just smirked then said:
"Uzamaki Naruto!" Iruka paused
"WHAT?! WHY DO I HAVE TO BE WITH THAT TEME?! Naruto yelled from his seat.
"Shut up dobe" Sasuke said and Sakura smirked at him
"Anyway! And Haruno Sakura!" Iruka paused
"What" Sasuke hissed
"Aww!! It'll be like old times!" Sakura said with a smile/smirk. But everyone thought that it was a smile but it was a smirk. 'Now…I'll be able to get Itachi-kun information about the Kyuubi kid' Sakura thought back to the time when Itachi told her about Akatsuki
-FLASHBACK-
-2 years ago-
Sakura was lying in bed thinking about Itachi when Itachi was suddenly, on the bed, lying next to her, facing her with a smirk.
"Why hello Cherry Blossom" Itachi said while smirking that smirk that could melt any girl but Sakura
"Why Hello Ita-kun" Sakura said also smirking now
"So…how have you been" Itachi asked now on his back, with his hands behind his head, staring at Sakura from the corner's of his eye.
"Fine..I guess…You?" Sakura said getting in the same position as Itachi
"Same I guess…I came to tell you…I'm working for Akatsuki" Sakura nearly jumped off the bed and hit her head on the ceiling when she jumped into a sitting position
"Ohh!! I wanna know more!!" Sakura said eagerly just getting a chuckle out of Itachi
"We are after all the Bijuu…and I told Leader-sama about you and he said here in a few years when (1) we have a spot open and (2) when your strong enough then you will come and join Akatsuki and help us…but at the moment..you are only My Little Spy" Itachi said then got in a sitting position and fell off the bed backwards when Sakura jumped on him
"Yay!!" Sakura said hugging his torso
"Ok Sakura-chan…you can get off me now" Itachi said looking down at her
"but you're comfy!" Sakura said and looked up at him with a big smile that was only for him
Itachi just chuckled and said "Get off me Sakura-chan…so I can get up..We're not in the best position" Itachi said. Itachi's feet and bottom part of his legs were on the bed and Sakura was in between them and was hugging him completely oblivious to the fact she was laying on his crotch. His chin was lying on his chest so he could look at her and his back was fully on the ground
"Oh!" Sakura said noticing the position they were in and blushed then got up. And Itachi just chuckled and got back up on the bed "Sorry Ita-kun!" Sakura said now back on the bed sitting like before with a big grin!
"Hn…as I was saying…I want you to spy on Otoutu (I think that means Little Brother!) and the Kyuubi" Itachi said sitting like Sakura but emotionless and serious
"Hai Ita-kun" Sakura said like him…with the seriousness and the emotionless…ness!
"Alright…I'm going back to that base…Leader-sama has a mission for me" Itachi said and went back to the window to go out but found himself kissing Sakura and she broke the kiss.
"Alright..I love you Ita-kun" Sakura said and smiled up at him.
"I love you to Sakura-chan" Itachi said then kissed her cheek and crawled back out the window!
"-sigh- I already miss him!" Sakura said then crawled into bed and dreamed about Itachi!
-END FLASHBACK!-
'Man…I seriously miss him now..but at least I'll get information about the Kyuubi and Sasuke-kun!' Sakura thought and sighed
Here's how the teams were:
Team 8: Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, and Shino Aburame (I may have made a mistake..if I did then PLEASE tell me…cause I can't remember the right teams and last names…so If I get it wrong..then PLEASE TELL ME!!)
Team 10: Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, and Choji Akimichi
'-sigh- I guess I won't know the other teams…oh well' Sakura thought and looked over to Naruto 'Hmmm….. I already know Naruto-kun's the Kyuubi from the whiskers…but…does he?...damn it…this might be harder then I thought' Sakura was now getting mad at herself because she was thinking such foolish thoughts. Sakura then took out a Kunai and stabbed her hand. 'Don't think so damn foolish Sakura!!' Sakura thought to herself and licked the hole that was now imbedded into her hand and raised it.
"-fake cough-" Sakura..Err..fake coughed --' to get Iruka's attention
"Huh? Oh! Yes Sakura-chan?" Iruka said now looking at Sakura
"May I go to the nurse or something..I'm afraid I just stabbed myself." Sakura said showing the hole to the whole class who was in front and turned. She was also showing the hole to Iruka who looked like he was about to puke.
"Hai…Go on.." Iruka said grossed out because there was blood running down her arm in a fountain way and the whole showed a little part of her bone.
"…" Sakura just 'poofed' out of the room, not giving a shit, and went to her house to patch up her wound. She never thought about training in medical..but it looks like she's going to have to '-sigh- This sucks..oh well..I'm going to have to find someone to help me with it' Sakura always thought. Anyway…Sakura was now at her house and was now patching up her hand when someone came in through her window.
"Long Time no see Ita-kun" Sakura said with her back towards the window and was emotionless at the moment. Itachi came up to her and kissed her on the lips
"Same Sakura-chan..now what did you do to your hand?" Itachi asked now looking at her hand
"I was thinking foolish and I stabbed myself" Sakura said now looking into his Sharingan eyes
"-sigh- That was foolish Sakura-chan..you know you shouldn't do that" Sakura just shrugged
"At least it got me to stop thinking about it" Sakura said now smirking.
"So…Do you have anything for me?" Itachi asked now watching Sakura from her bed. Itachi had gotten up and went and sat on the bed while Sakura was now finished with bandaging her wound and was now looking out the window with her ass towards Itachi. But she didn't mind at all.
"-sigh- Sorry Itachi-kun..I don't…but I do have some good news…I'm on the same team with Sasuke-kun and Naruto-kun" Sakura said while smirking out the window.
"I really wish you would stop calling every boy you meet with the suffix of –kun" Itachi said sighing.
Sakura walked over to Itachi crawled on the bed and leaned over his back with her arms draped over his shoulders and was rubbing his muscled chest so she was by his right ear and said "You know I do it out of habit…" Sakura said making Itachi shiver a little bit and Sakura just giggled at the shiver and kissed his cheek
"You know that annoys me Sakura-chan" Itachi said looking at her from the corner of his eye and smirked when Sakura said
"I know…I just love it when you shiver though" Sakura said smirking and acted like she was surprised when Itachi pushed her down on the bed and said
"And you suck at acting." Itachi said smirking at her
"Eh? Well you've just known me longer" Sakura said in a fake pout and then leaned up so she was by his ear "Ita-kun" Sakura said then nipped his earlobe and smirked when he shivered.
Itachi bent down to her ear and said "Saku-chan" then licked her ear shell making her shiver with pleasure. Itachi chuckled because she was right…it was fun…(she never said that directly..but he knew what she ment!). He then captured her lips in his and they shared a long-passionate kiss. Itachi decided to try something else and slid his hand up her shirt making her gasp which gave him room to plunge his tongue into her mouth and explore every place he could find. After 5 minutes they had to break the kiss to breathe. That was their first full-out make-out!!..ok anyway!
"Alright well I'm going to go ahead back to the base a report to Leader-sama before he kills me for not being there and telling him what happened on the mission right after it was completed" Itachi said getting up but was pulled back up to Sakura by..well…Sakura and she kissed him and they had another Make-out session but this one didn't last as long as they had hoped. Itachi broke the kiss and got off Sakura.
"Love you Ita-kun!" Sakura said giving him a hug (Awww!! 3)
"I love you to Saku-chan" Itachi said then kissed her earlobe and left out the window.
"-sigh- Well then..I might as well get back to the gay Academy" Sakura said and got ready and went back to the Academy where they were currently getting their Head Bands.
-Akatsuki Base! (ZOMG!)-
Itachi was currently inside Leader/Pein's Office!
"Leader-sama Here are the Mission results" Itachi said (I GOT CONFUSED!! DON'T BLAME ME!!) and passed him the scroll. Pein opened the scroll and read it
"Good..and anything from your little spy?" Pein asked him and his left eye brow raised showing interest
"No..but she is on the Team of the Kyuubi" Itachi said
"Ahhh…I see..this will make things much easier. Itachi I want you to go back there once every month and see what she has gotten on the Kyuubi." Pein said
"Hai Leader-sama" Itachi then turned around and headed for the door but he heard what the Leader said
"Did you have fun with you little spy Itachi-san?" Pein/Leader loved to tease Itachi about it and always got the same answer
"Hn" Then Itachi walked out the door.
"So how's the Spy doing? When will we all get to meet her?" Itachi's partner, Kisame, asked Itachi
"She is fine…and you'll see her in a few year's when she's also a Member" Itachi said then went to his room to think about his Cherry Blossom.
"Ah…wait…WHAT?!" Kisame then ran to the kitchen where the rest of the member's were eating food were. Kisame finally got there and said
"Guess what?!" Kisame was hyper now and was REALLY wanting to see her
"What, un?" Deidara asked
"Itachi's Spy is going to come in a few years and she's going to be a member!!" Kisame practically yelled
"REALLY, un?!" Deidara was now standing up
"Yep!" Deidara and Kisame were holding hands and were jumping in the air and soon Tobi joined in and they all hit head's at one point in the jumping and they all fell to the ground
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH damn you guys are good fucking entertainment!" Hidan said now laughing at them
"Amusing, yes. Smart, no." Sasori said..Ouch…..harsh man!!
"Sasori-Danna!!" Deidara pouted but it just went ignored by Sasori
"Baka" Sasori breathed
"Hn" Itachi said and walked in and got an apple then left
"Err..that was weird" Deidara said
"Yep" Kisame said and everyone who was still there had a sweat-drop. It was only Sasori, Kisame, and Deidara
-Academy with Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto waiting for Kakashi!-
"I still don't see why Iruka-sensei put me with you!" Sasuke yelled to Sakura
"Stop your pouting you baby!" Sakura yelled back to him
"Hn" Sasuke said and fell asleep on the desk
'-sigh- Finally!' Sakura thought 'Now then…just to learn more about Naruto!' Sakura thought "Hey Naruto-kun!!" Sakura said
"Yes Saku-" The door banged open to show Kakashi
"Sorry I'm late I got lost of the road of life!" Kakashi said
"Uh-huh…can we get this over with" Sakura said rubbing her temples
"Well then…fine..meet me on the roof" Kakashi then 'poofed' up to the roof to wait for them
"-sigh-" Sakura walked up to the sleeping Sasuke and whispered in his ear
"Think of water Sasuke-kun" Sakura said then giggled when he scrunched his face up
"Go away Mommy!" Sasuke said/mumbled.
Sakura went over to Sasuke and whispered in his ear: "Sorry…she's dead…and I'm one of the ones who killed her!" Sakura said and blocked a punch from Sasuke "Well then..I should of just tried that first!" Sakura said
"Shut up! Don't talk to me!" Sasuke said then flipped her off then got up and walked up to the roof
"Well then!" Sakura said acting hurt then went to the window and walked up the wall with chakra which surprised Sasuke and Kakashi to no end!
"How did you-" Kakashi started then shook his head and started to read. Then Naruto came running and I sighed
'Well I already know one thing…he's an idiot!' Sakura thought with a sweat-drop
'Cha! I totally agree' Inner Sakura raged
'-sigh- Didn't I get rid of you before Itachi-kun and I killed the Uchiha's?' Sakura thought with another sweat-drop
'Nope!!' Inner Sakura said punching the air
'Damn.' Sakura thought
"Is she ok?" Naruto asked and Sasuke had an evil glint in his eyes that was saying 'Now-Is-My-Time-To-Kill-Her/Him' "SASUKE!!" Naruto yelled
"Hn" Sasuke finally said noticing that Sakura barely said it..but she did.
"Anyway! Say your name, likes, dislikes, hobbies and dreams" Kakashi said "Blonde…why don't you go first" Kakashi said meaning Naruto
"ALRIGHT!! My name is Naruto Uzamaki I like ramen and being a ninja! I dislike people who kill and people who try to hurt my friends! My hobbies are…hmm…eating ramen!! And my dream..is to become the greatest Hokage!!" Naruto yelled
'-sigh- he really will be like Minato-sensei' Kakashi thought (IT WAS A SPOILER..SORRY PEOPLEZ!!) "Alrighty then….emo kid..it's your turn" Sasuke glared dagger's at Kakashi
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha…I don't have many likes or dislikes…and my hobbies are training and my dream is to resurrect my clan…and kill a certain couple." Sasuke said the last part glaring at Sakura who just looked back at him bored
'Hm..He must be talking about Itachi but…who's the other person..and..why is he glaring like that at Sakura?' Kakashi thought "Alright pinky…your turn" Kakashi said bored
"(1) Call me pinky again…and I'll kill you" Sakura said and Kakashi's eyes widened a little bit before going emotionless again "Anyway..my name is Sakura Haruno and like Sasuke I don't have many likes or dislikes. I don't have any hobbies except for training and I don't have a dream…only to live…I guess would be a good one?" Sakura said bored and emotionless.
"Alright" Kakashi snapped the gay book shut (Kakashi: HEY!! Me: get over it!) "Meet me tomorrow at Training Ground 3…oh and..don't eat..or you'll puke!" Kakashi then said "Ja! (See Ya!)" And 'poofed' off…as well as Sakura
-Where Sakura is-
"Oh well looky at what we have here?" a man said elbowing his FAT friend in the stomach
"Hm?" the fat man looked at me and smirked "Ohh…is the little girl lost?" the fat man asked in a innocent
"Ok…even I don't suck that bad…" Sakura said with a sweat-drop
"What?" they both said confused leaving a spot for Sakura to attack
"You shouldn't leave you backs open" Sakura said behind them with a evil smirk on
"W-W-what the?" the skinny man asked
"Say hello to the Uchiha's for me…I'm sure they will remember me!" Sakura said before killing them and practically bathing in their blood with an evil smirk still on her face. She then 'poofed' home
"-sigh- I already miss killing so much" Sakura said while walking into the bathroom with some night clothes and everything else (I'm to tired….and bored --')
Sakura then stripped off all her clothes then walked into the shower after it got to her favorite temperature.
"I wonder how many I've killed so far in my life" Sakura sighed "Probably enough to last a while…oh well..I need more" Sakura said then stepped out of the shower and got changed and everything else (like brush her teeth!)
"Still talk to yourself, Eh?" someone said in Sakura's ear
"…" Sakura just stayed quiet "I swear to god if you don-" Sakura turned around to see Itachi and another man but he had…Err…blue..skin?? "What the fuck?!" Sakura said staring at Kisame
"-sigh- Don't stare Sakura-chan" Itachi said
"Sorry but…..what the fuck? is that a birth defect or…are you just part fish?" Sakura asked Kisame
Kisame started to laugh "I never really figured that out Pinky" Sakura glared and Itachi just sighed
"Sakura-chan" Itachi called and Sakura turned to him
"Hmm?" Sakura asked/said
"Anything?" Itachi asked totally bored
"-sigh- I've only learned one thing..the guy…is a totally stupid" Sakura said in a bored tone 'I'm sooo going to kill Kisame next time we meet' Sakura thought bitterly
"HAHAHAHAH That was funny" Kisame said and Sakura sweat-dropped with Itachi just sighed…again.
"I'm bored" Sakura stated
"Soo…I'm going to go ahead and say it…..You fuck Itachi?" Kisame asked totally un-knowing the dangerous water's he just went into
"If I were you..I would run" Itachi said with concern in his eyes looking at Sakura who had blood lust in her eye's
"Tee-Hee like I said to the other guys…Watch your back!" Sakura said ready to kill him but Itachi dived for Kisame and grabbed her off of him "Come on!! Just let me kill him!! It'll only hurt for a minute…maybe an hour..but other then that…" Sakura was just traveled off and calmed down
"Now that chick..is scary" Kisame said "I'll be sure to tell the boys back at the base" Kisame said with a sweat-drop
"Hn" Itachi and Sakura both said
"Oh and Fishy-chan" Sakura called "Say that I fuck Itachi again…and I won't hold back on my blood lust" Sakura said with slight blood lust in her eyes
"-sigh- We'll go ahead and go…or at least Kisame-san will" Itachi said now sitting on the bed with Sakura on his lap and both were glaring at Kisame…
'If looks could kill…then I'd be in H-O-T-T water's at the moment!' Kisame thought "Err…I'll just..wait outside" Kisame said before walking outside
"Why didn't you let me kill him?" Sakura asked pouting
"Because…I don't want a different partner….plus you would probably have to go ahead and leave here..but we still need you down here" Itachi said and finished with a sigh
"Err..please excuse me Itachi-kun..I'm just going to go and get some fish" Sakura said trying to get up but Itachi shoved her on the bed and hovered over her with his elbows on the mattress and had an arm on each side of her
"No" Itachi said before crashing his lips to Sakura's and they shared a full-out Make-out session and a Kisame went un-noticed and took some pictures
'I'm sooo showing these to the boys!!' Kisame thought
"Show those pictures to anyone…and I'll find you…and slash you till the only thing left of your body is you muscles" Sakura threatened Kisame from behind him while she was still making out with Itachi (the clone was the one with Kisame)
"Err…I'll just..be…going..ITACHI-SAN!!" Kisame called
"-sigh- Now what are you doing?" Itachi asked Sakura
"Err….nothing" Sakura said sweetly
"what are you doing?" Itachi asked again..but more sternly
"-sigh- fine! I caught Kisame taking pictures of us making out…and I threatened him that if he showed anyone the pictures then I would slash his body till the only thing left was the muscles" Sakura said sheepishly.
"-sigh- You really need to run now Kisame" Itachi said with his Sharingan flaring
"Err…this time..I'll take your advise on that!" Kisame then ran…but not without taking a picture of Sakura to show to the boys
"-sigh- I love you Ita-kun" Sakura said and kissed him deeply then he broke it after a minute…or two
"I love you to Saku-chan" Itachi then kissed her cheek and went after Kisame
"Hmm…his name was Kisame, Eh?" Sakura looked down and noticed a picture
"Hmm..what's this?" Sakura asked and picked it up and it turned out to be a picture of a fish with a heart around it "Oh…My…God!! It's a picture of…Kisame's crush…Err…a fish!!" Sakura said then busted out laughing
"-exhales- Wow..that was a nice laugh" Sakura said then went to bed and fell asleep dreaming about the Uchiha Massacre!!
A/N…I'm bout to fall asleep..so..NIGHT PEOPLEZ!! Oh and...I really don't care about Reviews on this one...I'll just upload one when I finish it!! ...but...reviews would be nice!! ok well!
Ja Ne!!