Disclaimer: Once Upon a Time there was a girl named Cloudy. She did not own Dead Poets Society. The End.
Living Like A Dead Poet
Chapter 2: Oreos
Eating Oreos Like a Dead Poet:
Even in a hell hole like Welton there were brights spots, mused Charlie Dalton. Though those were probably put in place the keep everyone just happy enough that they wouldn't do anything other than complain the rest of the time. One of these bright spots was mail day. Especially when Knox's mom had sent him a care package loaded with homemade baked goods, a case of Coca Cola, and a jumbo sized box of oreos. Yes, Charlie Dalton though, life at Helton didn't seem so bad when you were gorged and sugar high from oreos. That was until Cameron started whining about it.
"Stop it!" He whined at Charlie who happened to be sitting next to him eating oreos in the most sexual way possible.
"I'm not even doing anything!" Charlie protested before twisting apart another cookie and licking the icing with broad strokes of his tongue.
"Ugh!" Cameron retched dramatically reaching for another cookie only to have the last one taken by Todd who brought it to his mouth and was about to bite it when he noticed Cameron glaring at him. "Sure, fine just totally take that one that I was reaching for." He huffed and Todd looked away not sure how he was supposed to respond.
Luckily Knox had taken a break from scraping icing off of the cookies to respond for him. "Layoff him Cameron! Poor kid's freaking adorable."
Neil who had been lying with his head on Todd's thigh responded enthusiastically. "He's like if a puppy and a kitten were frolicking under a rainbow! And then they had a baby and then that was frolicking under the rainbow with a unicorn!"
There was a long pause as everyone tried to comprehend what Neil had just said. Finally the calm and responsible voice of Meeks cut in;
"Alright. No more cookies for Neil."
A.N. This chapter was fun to research for a.k.a I bought a bag of oreos and ate them like each of the Dead Poets...that counts right?
-C