Meddling Mischief Makers

Disclaimer: Still do not Criminal Minds, sad I know.

Part 2: Coming Clean

A knock came on the door; Emily opened it to see Derek Morgan.

"Hey Em, long time no see," he said with a wink and then continued, "The boys wanted to see me?"

"Yep," Emily smiled, "They are in the living room. And they have a surprise for us."

"Nice," Derek commented as the followed Emily into her home.

"Uncle Derek!" Both Henry and Jack ran up to try to tackle the large man. Derek easily swung both of them up, putting one on each shoulder.

"Hey guys, what have you two rascals been up to?"

"Come and see," Jack said as Derek set them down. "You too, Aunt Emily." Derek had to laugh at their eagerness.

"So what's this?" Emily asked while looking at two pieces of paper with questions written all over them in crayon.

"They're for yous to answer," Henry said delighted with their plan.

"Yep, one for ach of you," Jack seconded Henry's statement, "But you hafta write them in separate rooms."

Emily and Derek both grabbed their papers. Derek stayed in the living room and Emily went to do hers in the kitchen. Both adults started to blush as they read the questions. Emily's questions went along the lines of, "Qestin 1. Are you datng uncl Derk? Qestin 2: Why arent you maried to uncle Derk." Derek had a similar ones, except it asked about Emily. There were at least 10 questions on each page.

Derek had not answered any on the questions, but decided to give the sheet back to the boys. "What are you meddling boys up to?" He asked. The sneaky boys just looked at each other and began to giggle.

Emily entered the living room with her questionnaire in hand, "What's this really for?" Jack and Henry continued to giggle as they ran into Emily's guest room, and they shut the door behind them.

xXxXxXx

The young boys picked up the phone from Emily's guest room, and Jack dialled the numbers like Aunt Penny had showed them. "Aunt Penny," Jack said, "We gave them the questions."

"Oh good, I will be right over," she said and then hung up. Garcia continued, "Okay boys, it looks like you will be on your own here. I have to go help out the little ones."

"You are leaving us alone with Hotch and JJ?" Reid asked.

"I'm getting to old for this," Rossi grumbled.

"Yes I am, Genius. And no you are not Grandpa. All you two have to remember is that you can't let them out. Well you can, but only once they have admitted they are together." With that Garcia was gone, and she was taking Hotch's SUV.

xXxXxXx

JJ had finally managed to untie Hotch and remove the gag from his mouth. "What the heck happened to you?"

"I found a note of my desk that said to meet in Conference Room 3. When I got here, I was blindfolded and held down by two men. They tied me to the chair and left," Hotch explained, "What are you doing here?"

"I got a message from Garcia that said that you needed me here for the meeting, and I had a note on my desk as well." Before he could ask she continued, "Don't worry Jack and Henry are with Emily."

The pair then sat in silence, until Hotch stood up to check if the door really was locked. As he shook it he could also feel something blocking it from the outside, so there would be no chance of kicking it open.

Suddenly music began to play outside the door, and a love song filled the room. They both wanted out. JJ suddenly remembered she had her phone on her, thank goodness. Now she only had one question, who to call.

xXxXxXx

Emily had tried to get the boys to open the door but they kept refusing to do so. Derek had also given up and was sitting on the couch looking at their questionaires, so she turned to join him. Before either of them could say anything, there was a knock at her door. Emily stood up to get it.

An array of blonde and colours swept past her into her house, it was frantically shouting, "Where are they?"

"Garcia!" Emily yelled at her friend, "What are you doing here?"

"Henry and Jack called me, where are they?"

"In the guest room, they've set up shop in there," Emily could not even complete her sentence before Garcia was at the door of the guest room.

To Emily's chagrin, the boys let Garcia in with no questions asked.

Emily's phone began to ring, but she was glad when Derek answered. This relaxing Sunday was becoming much too hectic for her.

"Hello," Derek answered.

"Morgan? Are you at Em's?"

"Hey JJ and yeah I am. I came to hang out with the boys," he explained.

"Okay, well Hotch and I are locked in the BAU. No one is here at all either; could you possibly come break us out?"

"Wow," Derek said and he could not avoid laughing at their predicament, "I'll be right over."

"We are in Conference Room 3," JJ stated, "and thanks!"

After his conversation, he turned to a confused Emily. "Hey Em, JJ and Hotch are locked in the BAU. I'm going to get them out."

"Alright, what a strange day," was all Emily had to reply.

xXxXxXx

It was dark out by the time Derek walked into the BAU to see it completely empty. So JJ was not exaggerating. When Derek finally got near the door his two friends were locked in, he saw a strange site. He now could not help but agree with Emily's earlier statement.

Outside the door, where JJ and Hotch were locked in, sat David Rossi and Spencer Reid playing a game of poker on the floor.

'What are you doing here?" Derek asked.

"Well, umm….." Reid was much to nervous about the consequences of his actions to admit it.

Rossi cut him off. "Playing poker on the floor."

"I can see that, but why here?" Derek continued.

"Garcia," Reid answered. He received a smack from Rossi for giving up the plan.

As soon as Derek knew that Garcia was behind it all, it made sense. This was her plan to get Hotch and JJ together.

"Morgan? Rossi? Reid?" JJ yelled, "What are you all doing out there. Let us out!"

"I'm here to bust you guys out; these two put you in here!" Derek said outing his friends.

'What?" They suddenly heard their Unit Chief's voice.

"You two better get out of here," Derek encouraged.

"Garcia made us do it and she took Hotch's SUV" Reid yelled back, and then he speed walked down the hallway.

Rossi handed over the door key to Derek, "She promised to give me more vacation time, how could I refuse," and with that he too was gone.

Derek wasn't too sure he knew what had just happened. He opened the door, to see an angered JJ and Hotch.

"I can't believe those two!" JJ shouted.

"Hey, hey, calm down. You know how hard it is to say no to the Oracle of Quantico."

"Yeah well, let's go pick up the kids," JJ said to Hotch.

"Can I drive?" Hotch whispered to JJ as they walked out of the building.

xXxXxXx

As Derek, JJ and Hotch approached Emily's, Derek whipped out his key. Hotch and JJ just smirked at each other at this new found information.

"Em, we're back," Derek called.

Emily was sitting on the couch looking at the guest room. "I can't believe it!" She said to her friends entering her home, "Garcia set this all up. She made the boys ask us those questions."

"Yeah, we figured that out." Derek said.

JJ also added, "She had Rossi and Reid kidnap us, so I think we win." Hotch nodded in agreement.

"Those five are mischief makers!" Derek commented.

Suddenly the guest room door opened up. There stood Garcia cowering behind Jack and Henry. She had heard that they had all figured out her scheme.

"Mommy!" Henry giggled as he ran and jumped into his mother's arms.

"Dad," Jack too ran to hug his parent.

"I'm sorry," Garcia stated sheepishly, "I was just trying to get you guys together…"

"What do you mean?" Emily asked.

"Well, you see I, along with Jack, Henry, Reid and Rossi thought that Jayje and Bossman should get together so that the youngins could be brothers. They already think they are. And everyone at work already think that Princess here and my chocolate god are already hooking up, so I needed to know if you were," Garcia rambled on.

Finally, Hotch intervened, "Okay, to end this. Yes JJ and I are seeing each other." Garcia squealed at the news and looked to Emily and Derek for their answer.

"Fine Baby Girl," Derek sighed, "Em and I are together." This sent Garcia over the moon with happiness.

"Now you can all go home since this has been sorted out," Emily encouraged now that her and Derek's secret was out, she hoped to avoid the third degree. "We have to work tomorrow."

They said goodbyes with hugs. Both Jack and Henry were yawning, with the latter beginning to nod off to sleep. They were obviously worn out from their day's adventure.

"Let's go home," Hotch said as he took his keys back from Garcia. Hotch picked up Henry, and guided JJ out of the house as she held on to Jack's hand. "If it's okay, we will pick up JJ's car tomorrow?" Hotch asked and as soon as Emily nodded they said their final goodbyes.

Emily and Derek turned to Garcia, who was still embarrassed from plotting against her friends. "It's okay Garcia," Emily said, "We will see you tomorrow at work."

"Alright Sweetie! Bye guys."

When they had all finally left, Emily turned to Derek, "You know, you never gave me a good morning kiss." She stated as she wrapped her arms around him to pull him into a hug and hopefully a kiss.

"Yeah, your right," he said obviously not focusing on the conversation.

"Hey, what up with you?" Emily asked as they walked over to sit on the couch.

"Do you want to get married?" He asked suddenly.

"What? Where did that come from?"

"Your answer on Jack and Henry's questionnaire. You said that we weren't married because I haven't asked yet," Derek explained. "So do you?"

"Yeah I do, but not today."

"Don't worry Princess, I need a ring first and then when I get one I will ask," Derek replied with a mischievous grin on his face.

A/N: I just had to get Derek and Emily together, I couldn't resist! muhahah :)