"NOT SO FAST SIR VERNON OF DURSLY!" shouted Dumbledore as he jumped though the door with his double barrelled wand which was like to wands stuck together with magic tape.

Vernon put down his drink in and spat it out all over the people dancing in front of them in shock but he was metal that they diddnt care.

"Who are you you crazy bastard?" swallowed Vernon pointing his guitar which had a wand built into the long pointy bit. Every string on the guitar was a dragon hartstring which made the wand like super powered and he accidentally blew the cloths of Tonks because it was so strong.

"I AM YOUR FARTHER!"

Vernon slapped his knees crying and cryed "How can this be?"

Juts then Voldemort smashed through the window bit in the sealing of the gig with a parachute and shouted "don't forget me about me, your sun, VOLDERMORT RIDDLE!"

"NOOOO! How did you live my blast of Avrakadavra?"

"I used…………………. MAGIC!"

Vernon was to shocked for words and dumble dore took this opportunity and shot twice ~ once in each hart.

"NOOOOOOOO~~!" screamed Tonks who was naked and extremly sexy.

"WHAT? BUT I KILLED YOU!" screamed dumbledore as Vernon came back too live but this time with a vengance like Die Hard.

"Then you did not kill me hard enough" and he blasted a rocket spell and Dumbledore who blasted off like team rocket never to be seen again except by aliens on the distant plant Rpatz.

"Good job dad!" said voldemort taking of his evil robs.

"I know everything has gone exactly as planed."

Under neat Voldemorts robes was a very sexy man with muscles like twices as big as a dumpster and eyes that lit up the room with gold.

"Oh your so sexy" said Tonks who still naked.

"You to" Voldemort trpleid.

Then they sexed for a long time on the floor and everyone cheered except when voldemort fell on a peace of glass that had fallen from the roof when he had parachuted in.

"ARCKKKKKK How could this be? I only wanted to use my sexy powers for good" he screamed as he died and blood came all over Tonks and the floor and she screamed.

Then he didn't die but jumped up and pulled out the glass and went back sexing ~ only tthis time twice as fast.

"Boy this is sexy" said Harry.

It wasn't long before everyone was sexing and the cops had to come and arrest eveyonr but Vernon put a sexing spell ojn them and then they satrted sexing too.

TOMORROW

"No I am headteacher" he bellowed "I will take no crap from noone"

Umbridge walked out crying and kissing a picture of a cat.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?

I DON'T KNOW!
BUT I MIGHT WRITE IT ONE DAY

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