Banjo and Kazooie were not enjoying this, as Monika was smiling at them without changing her facial expression. The bear scratched his head in confusion while the bird was sneering, wanting to take a peck at the girl's smelly butt.
"Come on, why can't you just learn to write a simple poem?" Monika stated as she towered over Banjo and Kazooie.
"Err... we're more of the collecting type," Banjo explained as he moved his other hand around.
"Yeah and we don't want to collect you," Kazooie blurted as she shook her feathery head.
"Oh come now, Ms. Bird, I'm as friendly as your ordinary girl!" Monika stated as she grabbed Kazooie's face cheeks and kissed her on the forehead, winking as she held her hands behind her back. "All I want is for us to have a good time with just me..."
Banjo and Kazooie squinted their eyes as they looked at each other, nodding in agreement as Banjo started to walk out of the room... only for the door to be locked.
"What the?" Kazooie squawked in confusion as Monika giggled, causing the talking animal duo to be freaked out as they had no idea what was going to happen now.