Devil's Snare Compilation

by Theconfusedhobbit

'Polyjuice in my Official Ministry PINK BAG' It's vines, the wizarding way. Let's take a break from writing seriously for once. After all, just because I don't own Harry Potter doesn't mean I can't let it inspire me to make vine parodies. Enjoy these organic, fresh out of the Hogwarts greenhouse, zesty Devil's Snares for when it's 1 am and you're the only Slytherin in sight.

2. Draco Dancing

* I got the & symbol this time

#2 idk what it's called but it goes 'Na na na…'

DRACO MALFOY, GREGORY GOYLE, & CRABBE walk onto the Quidditch Pitch with their cloaks pulled over their heads and sunglasses over their eyes to block out all the haters. Forget dressing up as Dementors; this is much more likely to make Potter fall off of his broom.

The WEIRD SISTERS plug in their magic amp and start playing a song with a short, repetitive tune. The first time the tune plays, MALFOY pops up and sways quickly to the music. It repeats, and CRABBE pops up behind him and also begins to sway, sunglasses, wrapped head and all. MCGONAGALL tries to restore order, but the WEIRD SISTERS play louder as GOYLE pops up and completes the swaying triangle. In the background, SNAPE swoons with a violin.

HARRY POTTER jumps off his broom and starts yelling but dissolves with the Quidditch pitch.