PART 2: Holy Hamburger Arc
Gut, the Fat Swordsman, and his beloved were crossing the sea on a giant mobility scooter whan suddenly out of nowhere they were attacked by giant sea monster. "Sufferin succotash!" ejaculated the Fat Swordsman.
Monster attacked but Gut was quick to fire a giant hamburger into its mouth. And then monster became fat and happy like them!
"We are running out of hamburgers" gasped Gut with dark brooding sorrows.
He was contemplating eating his beloved when suddenly they arrived on a magic island where the Mystic Hamburger lies.
After they reached the center of the island they found a throne with the holy Mystic Hamburger on it.
"Hello strangers stay awhile and listen." ejaculated the Hamburger.
"Are you the hamburger?" gasped the Fat Swordsman.
"Oh shit, if you don't eat me I'll give you this book of immortality!" pleaded the Mystic Hamburger.
"Prepare your angus!" screamed the Fat swordsman and, with sad heart, gave the hamburger to his girlfriend so she can become sane again.
And now she was sane, but darkness was upon the land, Diet Faggith created an evil land and forced people to exercise, a dark day indeed.
"Now we must return to Midland to defeat the Diet Hand!" erectualized the Fat Swordsman!
After the long and perilous journey they reached the shores of Midland.
And now the most extreeeeme battel beggins! Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of Fat Swordsman!