Chapter 2: Freedom!
3 days later...
Squall: Ah, you fuckin' chocobo! Run! You suck!
Choco: That's it! I can't take this anymore!
Squall: You can talk!
Choco: Yes, I can talk!
Squall: How come you never talked to me or Cloud before?
Choco: I never had to talk to Cloud! He always treated me well! That's why he's a champ! I like him! I hate you though! You're the most incompetent piece of crap trainer I've ever seen!
Squall: I am not! Now you run, or...or...or you'll be sorry.
Choco: Good comeback, "puberty boy".
Squall: What did you call me?
Choco: Oh, nothing.
Squall: Well, it doesn't matter! You're one dead bird!
Choco: I'll fight you for my freedom!
Squall: Fine! I may not have that Holy war, but I can beat a bird!
Yet another battle...
Squall: Ha! I've been witing for this! Renzokuken!
Choco: So what! I'm faster than you!
Squall: How di you dodge that?!
Choco: You'll never find out! I call upon my fellow Chocobos to attack!
Squall: Not again! Noooooooooo.......
Skeleto: Hi everyone, I'm back again, time to lecture Squall!
Squall: Oh, no. Now I get to be yelled at by a skeleton. Whoop-de-do.
Skeleto: Watch it. I'm the author, and I have complete and utter authority over you until this is over!
Squall: Prove it.
Skeleto: Fine. I'll turn you into....Yuffie!
Squall: Who?
Skeleto: From FFVII! The annoying one!
Squall: Ah, God! For the third time today.......Nooooooooo......
Squall (now Yuffie): Hey, I like my body. Ahh! I'm a chick!
Skeleto: Of course. That's what Yuffie is. A 16-year old theif.
Yuffie: Turn me back, please! I can't live like this! I'll do whatever you say!
Skeleto: Fine, but if you break your promise, I'll turn you into someting much worse.
Squall: What?
Skeleto: Seifer.
Squall: Ahhhhhh! No, don't!
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3 days later...
Squall: Ah, you fuckin' chocobo! Run! You suck!
Choco: That's it! I can't take this anymore!
Squall: You can talk!
Choco: Yes, I can talk!
Squall: How come you never talked to me or Cloud before?
Choco: I never had to talk to Cloud! He always treated me well! That's why he's a champ! I like him! I hate you though! You're the most incompetent piece of crap trainer I've ever seen!
Squall: I am not! Now you run, or...or...or you'll be sorry.
Choco: Good comeback, "puberty boy".
Squall: What did you call me?
Choco: Oh, nothing.
Squall: Well, it doesn't matter! You're one dead bird!
Choco: I'll fight you for my freedom!
Squall: Fine! I may not have that Holy war, but I can beat a bird!
Yet another battle...
Squall: Ha! I've been witing for this! Renzokuken!
Choco: So what! I'm faster than you!
Squall: How di you dodge that?!
Choco: You'll never find out! I call upon my fellow Chocobos to attack!
Squall: Not again! Noooooooooo.......
Skeleto: Hi everyone, I'm back again, time to lecture Squall!
Squall: Oh, no. Now I get to be yelled at by a skeleton. Whoop-de-do.
Skeleto: Watch it. I'm the author, and I have complete and utter authority over you until this is over!
Squall: Prove it.
Skeleto: Fine. I'll turn you into....Yuffie!
Squall: Who?
Skeleto: From FFVII! The annoying one!
Squall: Ah, God! For the third time today.......Nooooooooo......
Squall (now Yuffie): Hey, I like my body. Ahh! I'm a chick!
Skeleto: Of course. That's what Yuffie is. A 16-year old theif.
Yuffie: Turn me back, please! I can't live like this! I'll do whatever you say!
Skeleto: Fine, but if you break your promise, I'll turn you into someting much worse.
Squall: What?
Skeleto: Seifer.
Squall: Ahhhhhh! No, don't!
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