Chapter Two: She Blinded Me with Science

"Mmm - but it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Mmm - but she blinded me with science
And failed me in geometry"

-She Blinded Me with Science, by Thomas Dolby

Disclaimer: I do not own Monsters vs. Aliens; if I did Akira would be in it. I also do not own Teen Titians, Horton Hears a Who, Disney World, Lego Disney, or the song 'She Blinded me with Science' If I did own all toughs things I would be much richer and be having the time of my life because I would live at Disney World.

Hannibal: I'm like very very very sorry that it's been sooo long... I had this chapter written a while ago but just now put it up.. Oh Warning: Much MUCH more cussing and I didn't bleep any of it out this time...

I leaped up from my seat and sprinted over to Susan, 'I never knew I could run this fast!' I jumped up latching onto my sister's pants leg and climbing up until I was placed on her shoulder. The tips of my hair edged up like a hissing cat. Though they settled down once I saw the source of the bright headlights. A man on a…jetpack?!?! "Monsters back in your cell. " The man barked, poor monsters I glanced over my shoulder as I saw Link, Dr. Cockroach, and B.O.B all head back to their individual cells. I also caught a glance of B.O.B stealing the remains of Dr. C's garbage. "Oh thank god a real person you are a real person right? And not one of though half human half robot whatever you call those things." I glanced up at Susan with a raised eyebrow not knowing the man on the jetpack had the same look. "A cyborg?" We said at the same time as if we rehearsed this (which we haven't I just met the guy!). "Oh no! You're a cyborg!?" Susan screamed out jumping to conclusions, personally to me the guy looked nothing like a cyborg and I've seen Teen Titians. "Madam I assure you I am not a cyborg. My name is General W.R. Monger; I'm in charge of this here facility."

He did a 180 degree turn in air on his jetpack the door, or hatch I guess you could also call it, was still open as he flew in. "Follow me it's time for your orientation." Susan (thankfully) did the walking for me as I chilled out resting on her shoulder, though she didn't half to walk very far until she stepped onto a moving platform. Two helicopters flew down in front of Susan; my guess was they where order to shoot whenever the monsters attack. I glared with annoyance in my eyes, "So this is where my tax money goes…" I thought grumpily. "In 1950 it was decided the Jade and Joe public could not handle the truth about monsters, and where locked away in this here facility so people could worry about more important things like paying taxes." The General said flying a bit ahead of us on his jetpack, I needed to get one of those… We soon came out to a dark area with a spotlight beamed down on us; I glanced off the edge of Susan's shoulder and paled. That was a drop to certain death... "But I'm not a monster! I'm not a danger to anyone or anything!" She said waving her arms around smacking one of the helicopters out of the air crashing down onto the platform. I couldn't help but giggle, I managed to cover over my mouth with my hand but muffling it made it sound like a snort. "Sorry…" Susan said grinning sheepishly.

The platform shot in an upward motion nearly jerking me off of Susan's shoulders. We soon entered another set of doors, and Monger went on and on about stuff I wasn't really listening…Then again when did I ever listen to what someone else said? I did however tune in when I heard Susan speak up. "How long will we be here?" "Inevitably." Monger spoke over his shoulder as my sister gave a small pout…err…a big pout. "Can we contact our parents?" "No." "Can I contact Derek?" "No." Monger sighed seeing as my sister didn't seem to grasp the whole, We are stuck here for the rest of our fucking lives so get over with it! I rolled my eyes, but giggled at the cuss word I thought of, I giggle because of two reasons. The first, that word always makes me laugh I don't know why. The second, the look on Dr. Cockroach's face would have been priceless! I quickly felt my face warm up as soon as I thought of him, I shook my head trying to clear my thoughts. I never EVER believed in love at first sight, so why start now?

I looked up only to see we where outside of Insectosaurus's cell, the wall facing us was a see threw material much similar to glass but had to be made of something much stronger. The giant bug whaled at us and snorted much like a horse it was so cute! Though when it started to lick the glass Insectosaurus started to remind me of Katie from Horton Hears a Who. I shuttered at the thought of that and rubbed my arm from any forming Goosebumps. We soon then passed by the Missing Links cell, his cell was filled with water as he lifted his weights. "Seven…eight…" My sharpened since of hearing heard him, he soon saw me and Susan go by. "Nine-hundred and ninety-nine….One-thousand." He said let out a breath as he released the weights as they floated off to the other side of the cell. "I can't believe I just did ten-sets!" He lied, I grinned swishing my tail all innocent like. After his cell was B.O.B (which I soon found out stood for Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate, but I like B.O.B better…) He was throwing a red kickball at the wall of his cell it would bounce back and sink into his head which he spit up and threw again. The process repeated until the ball took the place of his eye and he threw his eye at the wall laughing when it bounced back in place. 'Weird…' I thought as I felt the bottom of my left eye twitch.

Then was Dr. Cockroach's cell. I felt my face warm up, it was like when you've been inside your cool house all day then walk outside and it's rather warm. "Ah, Akira. You wouldn't happen to have any Uranium on you would you?" I glanced be hide him, to see something I thought I never would see…He was building a missile out of legos…'What was he planning on doing with that thing?! Attacking Lego Disney World!? Maybe he could shut up that snoring old guy on the bench finally…Hehehe I'm so messed up.' I snickered at my insane thought then cleared my throat. "Sorry Doc just ran out this morning…" I said, putting on a sad face which was pretty much me just pouting. Though he seemed to think I was really upset as his eyes (if possible) grew slightly bigger. And with their rather large size it wasn't hard to notice some concern in them. I smiled playfully grinning, to show him I was only kidding; he smiled as well and gave a small contented chuckle.

"Restrict Doctor Cockroach's toy box privileges imminently." Monger spoke into some kind of walkie-talkie. Then a cell soon opened up next to Doctor Cockroaches, it was pretty much empty aside from the bed (which didn't look to comfortable) and a scratching post. Monger nudged me forward as I jumped off of Susan's shoulder the and landed on the platform walking into the cell, I tripped over my tail for my legs had fallen asleep on me causing me to fall flat on my face. I stood up brushing myself off. As the cell doors started to slowly close. "Wait I can't stay with my sister!?" I said starting to jog over to the doors. "No, and the government has changed your name to Tigrerra." He said before the doors closed completely.

I started banging on them yelling our every string of cuss words I knew. Right now I was putting a sailor to shame. "You son of a bitch! I rip your fucking throat out!" I yelled scratching at the door. (Even though that's why the scratching post was there for.) "Madam!" I blinked and looked around the darkness wasn't hard to see threw being part cat. I ran over to the wall and put my ear up to it. "Doc? Is that you?" "Yes it is." I smiled; it was growing from ear to ear! Finally someone to talk to! "Thank god I have someone to talk-"I didn't finish, as I heard Doctor C giving me a good lecture for my 'bad language'. "

My dear, someone, and most certain a young lady such as yourself, should not use such foal language! It's not healthy…" I rolled my eyes, sure his voice sounded like I had some deadly illness and was running the mile, and his concerns made me want to rip threw the wall and give him a hug. But what comes out of my mouth is my problem. "Like you've never cussed before." I grumbled threw the wall sliding my back down along it. He was quiet for a while until I heard him utter a weak 'yes I have'. I smiled at my victory but then felt uneasy. He was only trying to look out for me after all... "I'm sorry for being such an ass Doc, but I'm a big girl don't worry. If at anything worry that I'll trip and fall, even my cat like agility hasn't blessed me with grace." I heard him laugh lightly, my tail swished along happily, though something to his laugh gave me butterflies in my stomach. "Hey Doc?"

"Hmm?"

"Thanks for being a friend to me; you're the only other friend I have besides Susan…"

Doctor Cockroach's POV

"Thanks for being a friend to me; you're the only other friend I have besides Susan…"

I grew quiet after that. I mean, Akira was so sweet, so kind, and rather funny as well. So I couldn't imagine that she had no friends other than Susan, the poor girl. I felt a wave of sadness pour over me, and it wasn't mine but hers. "Akira, my dear. Are you serious that Susan and myself are the only friends you've ever had?" I was crossing my fingers (and my antennas) that she was just messing with me. No person should ever have to go through loneliness like that. "Yes…" I heard her whisper threw the steel walls. Then I heard something I never wanted to hear from her…The sound of her crying, she wasn't crying hard but I just heard the soft patter of the water against the metal flooring.

Drip

Drip

Drip

Drip

I felt something tugging at me from the inside, most like chance is that it was sadness. 'Damn that steel wall I wish I could simply run over there and comfort her in some way…Someone as beautiful as—Wait. Get a hold of yourself old chap sure yes she is beautiful, but we only just met for heaven's sake!' I felt my antennas drop as they hung at the sides of my head. The crying had stopped and the only sound was a quiet sniffle that could barely be heard. I still felt the urge to just run to her and scoop her up into my arms trying to comfort her in any way. I felt something pulling in my gut once more but it wasn't sadness it was something else. Like a tingle feeling, like a million butterflies fluttering about. I sighed resting my head against the Lego missile I had created, shutting my eyes. "Doctor Cockroach it seems you have an un-curable case of love…" I muttered quietly smiling to myself as my head rested in my arms. "She blinded me with science…" I uttered before falling into a deep sleep.

Hannibal: Lolz ok so Akira is a bad girl and likes to cuss.

Akira: what everz... at least I'm not a lazy mofo like you.

Hanni: You are like me so there for making you a lazy mofo.

Akira: ...YOU WIN THIS ROUND OLD MAN!