Hey everyone okay I know that this chapter is awkward and weird NO LEMONS for all those with their mind in the gutter. It took me a while to update and if theres some repetitions cause I can't remember where I left off.
Bella's POV
I stalked of to the tiny box that had a sign saying "Front Office" honestly why did those three idiots and two sluts think I was a boy? Seriously I don't reckon I look like one. And the nerve of that Barbie bitch. I opened the door that revealed a red hair secretary about the age of my great aunt.
"Excuse me, I need my schedule… oh and my brother and sister's too" She looked up at me and gasped also turning a bright red.
"Just wait a moment please" she squeaked, OH MY GOD did she just squeak and did I see LUST in her eyes? I never realised that so many people here were homosexuals. I thought as I she walked towards the bathroom. Once the door was closed I heard her muttering several things. "Oh dear lord, that boy is sooo handsome, why on earth am I even bothering to put make up on? I mean his young enough to be my son. Oooh but I just can't help it with that outfit and dangerous vibe coming off him I can't help my self. I think I'm getting…"
Ugh I did not want to hear the rest of that sentence. A light chuckle came from behind me and I saw that my siblings and their new 'friends' were in the office.
"I think you have a fan club" a voice close to my ear said. I looked in shock to see it was the handsome bronze haired boy. He looked even better up close! How is that possible? Oh god I'm starting to sound like the sluts that walked up to me.
The ancient secretary finally came out of bathrooms and sat down. She fluttered her mascara loaded eyelashes at me. Uncomfortable extremely uncomfortable. "Sooo, Mr Swan you want your schedule right?" she purred.
Dear lord what the fuck is she scheming wait scratch that I don't want to know.
"Well big boy I have them right here, and it seems you get great almost always perfect scores I want to know if your good at anything besides that?" her eyelids fluttered SHE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!! "If you want the schedules come here and get them"
I sighed and walked towards her when all of a sudden she leapt at me, grabbed my face and smothered her lipstick painted lips on top of mine and stuck her tongue in my mouth!!!!!
Oh not to mention grabbed my ass. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER?! I quickly grabbed the schedules off her and jumped away.
"Hmm come to the front office anytime you want" she purred contently. Well I'm glad she's content but I sure as hell wasn't I needed bleach, Listerine, anything I'll take it.
I saw Emmett trying to hold in his laughter. "WHAT?" I snapped. "Your face has bright red lipstick marks all over it" I was about to walk out when I saw practically half the school staring at me. "Oh shit" I muttered.
The girls were starring at me hell some were even primping themselves up. One girl came up to me and handed me a handkerchief "Thanks" I muttered as I wiped off all the lipstick on my face. I handed it back to her and continued walking. Out of the corner of my eye I swear I saw a bunch of girls all crowd around that single handkerchief.
Oh great first class is gym you gotta be kidding me.
Edward's POV
I walked in just in time to hear Mrs Cope the secretary mumbling something I think is best not to be repeated. By the look of pain on her face I could tell that the girl I was infatuated with clearly didn't want to either.
I heard the rest of the group walk but didn't really pay attention. I quickly walked up to her and whispered in her ear "I think you have a fan club" she seemed shocked that I was so close when all of a suddenly Mrs Cope started to strut in a fashion she thought to be "sexy" back to her desk.
She sat back down and fluttered her eyelashes. Which just so happened to look like they were about to fall off due to all that mascara. "Sooo, Mr Swan you want your schedule right?" she purred.
I could see in her eyes she was planning something I really felt sorry for the girl in front of me. "Well big boy I have them right here, and it seems you get great almost always perfect scores I want to know if your good at anything besides that?" Oh dear lord she had always flirted with me but thank god not to that extent.
I could almost feel the pain, humiliation, disgust and awkwardness radiating off the perfect girl in front of me so tantalizingly close. WAIT EDWARD STOP DON'T THINK LIKE THAT. THAT IS WRONG and besides with the way she was talking to my family and I it was obvious she didn't like us. Not one bit at all.
At that my heart sank and felt like it had been shattered into a million pieces. I was so absorbed that I didn't notice anything around me. I better wake up and take a look around me to see if I was actually still inside the office. For all I know Jasper and Rosalie could have already dragged me away from there.
Okay toilet with the sign staff only, check, Rosalie, Jasper and the other kids standing behind me, check, Mrs Cope giving the new girl a French kiss and grabbing her butt at the same time, che… WAIT WHAT??!!
OH MY GOD. That poor, poor girl. How can the world be so cruel to such a beautiful girl? I saw her quickly grab the schedules then jumped away from her. I saw Mrs Cope licking her lips quickly. My beautiful girl's face was smeared with red lipstick.
I tried to keep the expression on my face calm and serene. Though deep inside I was filled with rage and humor. "Hmm come to the front office anytime you want" I heard Mrs Cope tell her.
My soul mate clearly saw the pained expression from trying to keep the laughter in on her brother because she yelled "WHAT?"
"You have bright red lipstick all over your face" he said. She grumbled something under her breath that sounded quiet inappropriate. She stormed out of the small office. I quickly followed her and I saw all the boys looking like they wish they were her. While the girls primped themselves trying to look better.
Maybe the word sluttier fitted them better. I saw a girl hand her a handkerchief. After she had used it and handed it back to the girl. I thought I saw a bunch of girls swarm around it. I think because right then Lauren through herself on to me.
I cannot put up with Lauren right now. "Edwarrrd. When are you gonna stop being so stupid and come back to me?"
"Lauren number one, I have never been with you and I don't want to be in a relation ship right now" I said.
I pushed her aside to follow my beautiful angel, the exquisite one of my life, my soul mate, my no I have to stop I have to go to class now. What do I have oh right Chemistry. Great Mrs Retch the one teacher who always stares at me funny.
*Sigh*
Bella's POV
Gym the one subject I hate most. "Okay everyone get changed into your gym uniforms" Coach Clapp yelled. I walked upto him this seemingly intimidating person in shorts and a jersey.