A.N Sorry it took so long to get this off! I've been dancing almost every day lately , and haven't had a ton of time. I don't own any of the songs here, and I sadly don't own Twilight, or it's characters. I'm sorry if you don't agree with any of my song choices, but I'm having trouble thinking of some for Esme, Alice, and Jasper, so suggestions are welcome! Enjoy

Cullen Karaoke

Ch.2

As Carlisle started to sing, I heard Alice gasp. "What?" I muttered. "Nothing, listen to Carlisle."

So I turned back to Carlisle, and listened.

I admit in the past I've been a nasty.

They weren't kidding when they called me kind of strange

But you'll find that nowadays,

I've mended all my ways,

Repented seen the light and made a change

I looked at Edward and said "Really? The Little Mermaid?" "Yes love, it reminds him of his days without anyone but himself." Well, that makes sense, I thought.

And I fortunately know a little secret

It's a talent that I always have possessed

And here lately, please don't laugh

I've used it on behalf

Of the miserable, the lonely and depressed

PATHETIC!

Poor Unfortunate souls! In pain, in need

This one longing to be thinner,

This one wants to get the girl

He pointed at Edward as he said that, and I erupted into a fit of giggles

And do I help them? Yes indeed

Those poor unfortunate souls

So sad, so true

They come flocking to me crying will you help us pretty please?

And I help them, yes I do

The men up here don't like a lot of blabber

They think a girl who gossips is a bore

"Which is why I didn't date Jessica" Edward said to me

Yes on land its much preferred for Ladies not to say a word and after all dear,

What is idle prattle for?

They're not all that impressed with conversations

True gentlemen avoid it when they can, but they dote and swoon and fawn on the ladies whose withdrawn

And she who holds her tongue gets her man!

Poor unfortunate souls! Go ahead, make your choice!

I'm a very busy person and I haven't got all day,

It won't cost much, just your life!

"He edited." I told Edward. "I know, and will later too" he replied

Those poor unfortunate souls! So sad, so true,

If you wanna cross my bridge, my sweet you've gotta pay the toll

Take a gulp, take a breath, go ahead, sign the scroll

Em and Jas, Now I've got her

Boys, the boss is on a roll!

You poor unfortunate soul!

In pain, in need

This one longing to be thinner, this one wants to get the girl

And do I help them. Yes indeed!

Those poor unfortunate souls, so sad, so true

They come flocking to me crying, will you help us pretty please?

And I help them, yes I do!

Those poor unfortunate souls!

When he finished, we all erupted into applause. We walked back down and took his spot next to Esme, and Esme curled up next to him. "Well done, Carlisle!" Alice cheered while drawing another name out of the hat. "Ok, next up is…. Edward!"

A.N I hope you enjoyed it! The song was "Poor Unfortunate Souls" Sung by the Jonas Brothers. Its actually kinda good, do listen to it! And I'll have another chap. Up by tomorrow! Thanks for reading!

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