Me: BWAHAHA! I UPDATED THIS STUPID THING! XD

Quan: She just had Sierra Mist and is VERY hyper right now...

Me: I LIKE 'PUNI PUNI POEMY'! AWESOME SHOW! NOT MEANT FOR LITTLE KIDS!

Quan: (snuggles Chasey doll, whimpering in fear) Hybrid doesn't own 'Xiaolin Showdown' or 'The Teletubbies'...

Chasey: EVIL TELETUBBIES!

Quan: Yes, they are...

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Chapter 2

The First Minions of Evil

A green glow appeared, glowing brightly. When it faded, nine figures materialized onto the scene.

Wuya's knees gave way from wobbly-ness and she landed on her butt. "There's one Wu I'm never using again!"

Chase pocketed his remote and took in his surroundings. "...Where are we?"

"Inside your television, remember?" Omi reminded.

Jack knocked on the bald kid's head. "He means what show this is, Cue-ball!"

Clay taps his chin. "That is a good question..."

They were in a place that was pretty much just small, rolling, grassy hills. There were lots of flowers and the sun was about to rise. The sky was still dark and everything.

Raimundo had a sinking feeling. "Oh man... Please... Be not where I think we are..."

Kimiko was looking around at the scenery. "Why? What's so bad about it?"

Bean and Ying-Ying remained silent, though the bird did whimper.

Then, the horror began.

They all heard a baby giggling. Wuya whirled around in place. "What was that!"

The sun began to rise and all were horrified when they saw that the sun had a BABY'S FACE! WTF! It continued to rise and giggle, watching as the land the outsiders were standing in lit up from the light it gave off. The hills turned bright green and the bunnies woke up, hopping everywhere, birds tweeted, the flowers blew in a gentle breeze.

Omi, Kimiko, and Clay watched in awe.

Raimundo and Ying-Ying cowered.

Jack and Chase were like "WTF!".

Bean growled.

Wuya gagged. "Ugh! This is just disgusting!"

Then, some guy's voice was heard!

"Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies come to play."

"Who said that!" Jack nervously asked, clinging to Chase's arm.

"Let go if you know what's good for you." Chase grounds out through gritted teeth.

IN THE REAL WORLD, NOT THE XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN WORLD...

"Man, I'm a way better narrator than that guy!" the Authoress, Hybrid, gripes. "Or at least make the person John Swasey. He was awesome in 'Puni Puni Poemy'..."

BACK TO THE XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN BABY SHOW WORLD BEFORE MORE TIME IS WASTED LISTENING TO SOME WEIRD GIRL RANTING ABOUT HOW GREAT JOHN SWASEY IS...

Then, some microphone... things rise out of the ground with something that sounded like someone farting and a woman's falsely perky voice sounded.

"Time for Teletubbies! Time for Teletubbies!"

The single windmill began spinning slowly, sparkle things coming from it for some reason.

Chase's ears twitched for a second and he looked behind him. He gasped and began running up the hill, stopping at the top, staring at what he saw.

Omi noticed this. "Chase Young?"

The others followed young Omi up the hill, standing in a group, looking at some kind of dome-house thing that blended in with the green hills, practically a hill itself. Then, they all gasped when somethng jumped out of a hole at the top with bad computerized crap!

It was a purple thing that had an upside-down triangle on its head. "ONE!"

"What in tarnation is that thing!" the cowboy cried out, the question not really directed at anyone.

Then, a green similar thing jumped out, just it had a thing standing straight up on his head. "TWO!"

Wuya stared at it. "Is that a penis on his head?"

A yellow one jumps out and wiggles its stomach. "THREE!"

The things look back into the hole and watch a small red one "jump" out. It had a circle on its head. "FOUR!"

Then, they started giggling. The singing continued, the narrator the singer.

Teletubbies! Teletubbies!

Say Hello!

Everyone screamed as four... things appeared next to them on the screen and waved to the unfortunate people watching.

"EH-OHHH!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! CHASE! SAVE ME!" Jack screamed, jumping into Chase's arms.

Chase makes a disqusted noise and drops him.

The singing continues.

Tinky-Winky.

The purple one dances. "TINKY-WINKY!" (A/N: LMAO! What image does that name give you?)

Dipsy.

The green one dances. "Dip-say."

La-La.

The yellow one dances. "La-La!"

Po.

The red one hops. "Po!"

Omi's eye twitches. "I believe I am about to throw down..."

The Teletubbies start running into each other. Tinky-Winky and Dipsy run into each other, falling over, giggling.

Tinky-Winky.

Dipsy.

La-La and Po do the same.

La-La.

Po.

Teletubbies!

(Teletubbies) Teletubbies!

Big Hug.

The four 'Teletubbies' get together and hug. "Big Hug! Aw!"

Now it was Chase's turn to have his eye twitch. "It's just one thing after another."

Jack, Bean, and the warriors just stare.

Ying-Ying shivers, continuing to whimper.

Wuya takes Clay's hat and barfs in it. When she returned to normal, "I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS!"

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Now, the reason why I seem to know so much about this dumb show is because I am forced to watch it with my sister when I have to baby-sit her. Feel sorry for me.