"Argh! Whatcha do that for?! Damn wench."
Inuyasha said as he jumped up from the ground, mumbling the wench part under his breath. Not that it mattered for the young miko heard him anyway, and wasn't too happy about it either.
"Well what did you expect Inuyasha? I mean I wake up to find you sleeping next to me, with your arm around my waist, and your face mere inches from mine. OF COURSE I'm going to go beserk and sit you! It's only natural."
"Natural?! The hell ya mean by that, you always sit me! It's becoming something of a habit with you, you know that? And a bad one at that. Lately you've been sittin' me for the slightest things and it's pretty damn irritating!"
Kagome looked and felt just as annoyed as Inuyasha did and was at the moment. And she wasn't backing down from this, no matter how silly it may have been.
"Yeah, well maybe, but this time you really did deserve it, so don't start yapping at me buster!"
"Oh really? Just because I decided to lay down next to you and go to sleep I deserved to get sit? What, did I startle you THAT much?!
Kagome's cheeks reddened slightly in embarrasement as he turned the tables around on her.
"N-no, it's just the fact that you were SLEEPING next to me that surprised me. You don't do that very often you know. And besides, just the fact that your here at all is reason enough for me to be upset. I told you I'd be back soon, so you shouldn't have come here."
"Hmph! You've been spending too much time here anyway. I think it's time that you start focusing more on finding the rest of the jewel shards than on your stupid 'skool' nonsense."
Kagome gritted her teeth in fustration. How many times have they been through this? Obviously not enough since the dense Inu-hanyou still didn't seem to be able to understand it.
"It is NOT nonsense Inuyasha! It's very important that I go to school to insure that I have a good future. And I won't be able to past the midterm exams if I don't get my studying done. But you don't care about that, do you?
She contunued before Inuyasha could answer.
"All you care about are those stupid jewel shards! And YES I KNOW that I am the one who broke the jewel in the first place, but I have another life here, and I have other things that I have to do that don't involve fighting demons and tracking down jewel shards okay?!"
She now paused to take a deep breath, and Inuyasha took this chance to inturrupt her tirade.
"Fine wench, whatever! Do whatever you have to do here, but just hurry it up! Those shards don't find themselves you know!"
Kagome turned a darker shade than her flushed cheeks already were. So he really DIDN"T get it, did he? He honestly didn't comprehend how urgently she needed to study, and how important the tests that she would be taking would be in the long run of things for her. Well, that was alright. It didn't bother her. Not one bit. Yeah RIGHT.
Kagome smiled her sweetest smile ever, and said softly "Hey, Inuyasha?"
Inuyasha, already guessing what was about to happen, said cautiously "Yeah...?"
Kagome took a REAAAAAALLY deep breath and then let all of her anger out in two, very over-used, words.
"SIIIIIIIIIIIT BOOOOY!!"
And the unlucky dog-demon went crashing onto the floor, in tune with the loudest subduing yell ever heard.
A/N: Yikes! Poor Inu. Please review or else Kagome will continue to sit the poor abused thing. Inuyasha: I am NOT a thing! Me (Completely ignoring him.) I hope you have enjoyed this short, yet humorous, chappie! Now press the purple button please. Ya know you want to!