Title – Soul Candy love

Disclaimer – I don't own anything! 

Summary- Ichigo and Rukia leave their bodies behind while fighting a hollow. When they come back they find out the annoying soul candy and mod soul have learned something.

Rating – M for really hot steamy make out scene!!

Sixteen year old Ichigo Kurosaki sat at his desk in his room drumming his fingers against the top nodding his head slightly with the music playing on his ipod. His math book was open while he scribbled his answers down on a piece of paper. It was sometime in the evening and Ichigo needed to finish his homework before he gets interrupted by a hollow or worse… one of Rukia's stupid questions.

Yes, the short raven haired shinigami still lived with him. Not with him per say anymore, she lived in his sister's room now. But she still hung out in his room every chance she got. Like right now. Instead of doing her homework she was drawing her stupid little drawings on his bed. She was lying on her stomach with her legs swinging in the air and humming a tune.

He rolled his eyes when he glanced at her picture. Again Chappy was the star. He was surrounded with hearts and stars and a golden sunshine, but next to Chappy sunshine was a bear scowling with a dark raining background. How could someone so old and mean like her be so childish and cute? It didn't make any sense what so ever.

Ichigo turned back to his homework wondering why the hell he was allowing his mind wander to her anyways.

It was silent for about fifteen minutes until he felt a freezing cold foot slam into the side of his head nudging him. He grabbed the offending foot and turned around fast.

"WHAT?!" Instead of being scared the shinigami smiled.

"You weren't listening to me so I had to get your attention somehow. I'm hungry get me something to eat." She said setting her drawing notebook down.

"No, get it yourself, you know where the kitchen is," He muttered putting his ear phones back on.

But that cold persistent foot was back on the side of his face. He grabbed her foot once more and glared.

"Your foot is cold damn it! Now knock it off!"

Rukia rolled her eyes and pulled her foot away from him and laid back on his bed looking to the left on the pillow was Kon who fell asleep.

"My feet aren't cold." She muttered picking her drawing pad off of the bed, "I just wanted a snack…"

He rolled his eyes once more and leaned against his chair trying to ignore the small girl. It was worse when he could practically feel her eyes boring into the side of his head. He tried to ignore it this time, he really did but of course he failed. He threw his pencil down with such force it bounced off of the desk and flew at Kon hitting him.

"Hey!" He shouted sitting up.

"Did you know your sisters wanted to know if I was doing anything with you?"

"What?!" He gave her his full attention now, "what does that mean?!"

She shrugged and laid back down next to Kon, "Oh they had some special class time about making babies or something and well they wanted to know if I was making babies with you," She laughed softly, "It was really embarrassing and funny."

"W-what did you tell them?" he was paling.

"I told them that they were too young to know about your adolescent life and what you do. They continued to pester me wanting to know what their older brother does. It was so cute! So I told them that as far as I know I don't think you've ever even kissed a female let alone a female animal before." She laughed when his face turned red from embarrassment and then rage.

She jumped up from the bed before Ichigo jumped on her attempting to strangle her. She yelped and ran out of his room screaming, "Okay!! OKAY!! I LIED!!! I TOLD THEM NOTHING YOU DO NOTHING!!! THEY BELIEVED ME!!!" She quickly slipped downstairs slipping on the kitchen's tile floor from her socks and slid into the counter. She scrambled up laughing as she passed Yuzu and ran past the laundry room with Ichigo hot on her tail.

"ICHIGO STOP!!!" She screamed unable to control the bubbling laughter. He was no where near laughing.

Yuzu looked up from her pot of stew watching as Rukia slipped across the floor and slammed into a cupboard. She giggled and smiled at Yuzu before jumping to her feet once more taking off down the hallway. Ichigo was running after her quickly. What were those two doing…

Karin muttered a word that sounded strangely like 'idiot's' and went back to eating her toast.

Rukia slid past the laundry room and down another hallway and stopped at the backyard door. She opened it ajar and ran hoping to confuse Ichigo. But Ichigo was smarter and was used to her tricks after two years. She yelped again when she heard his thundering footsteps trailing after her. The only place for her to go is now the Kurosaki clinic…. But she was risking getting caught by Isshin. He would be angry if two teens came running around in a hospital.

She took a deep breath hoping Isshin Kurosaki was in the back with a patient or something. She turned the knob and ran through the room past the front desk and in the back with all of patient's files. She and Ichigo spent some hours in here rearranging and organizing in here. They helped out at the clinic when they could, when it was really busy. They would have patients fill out paperwork while Isshin was busy with other patients. Rukia loved working with the twins and Ichigo's dad. But Ichigo seemed bored most of the time. But he never said he hated it.

"There you are…" His voice was filled with malice. He looked pissed and was hovering around the door area so she couldn't escape.

"Oh … hi Ichigo… you … TOO SLOW!!" She screamed and slammed into his chest pushing him away from the door so she could make her escape. She laughed as she passed him. He cursed and tried to catch his breath that was pushed out of his chest forcefully.

"COME BACK HERE!!!" He shouted.

She ran past the shot room where the shots were kept and past a few rooms like where patients rested and healed. Next was the room on some occasions where Isshin needed to perform minor surgery or deliver babies. She dived in that room hiding behind the lone bed that was in the center of the sterilized room.

She nearly screamed when he popped into the room and ran straight for her. This time her skirt got caught on a protruding pipe on the bed. He caught her by the arm and glared at her.

"You've got nerve coming in here…" He hissed darkly.

"You've got nerve threatening my third daughter Ichigo." Ichigo froze at the sound of another male's voice. Rukia had a look of glee on her face. Ichigo sent death daggers her way.

"I was just trying to find Rukia, Dad…" Ichigo explained releasing Rukia's arm and turned to face his dad. His father's arms were crossed and sending Ichigo the same look he sent Rukia mere seconds ago.

"Ruki-chan was just running away from you! You're so scary!" He ran to Rukia and hugged her, "poor thing, must have been scary."

Ichigo rolled his eyes and turned to leave the room when he felt a sharp kick to his back. He flew to the floor and sat up quickly looking at his psycho father, "What the hell was that for?!"

"For chasing my daughter around the house!!" He huffed and left the room with Rukia trailing after him smirking with her nose tilted upwards.

Bitch.

He'd have to get her later.

O X O X O

Dinner was filled with the usual chitter chatter from the girls and Isshin but Ichigo was quiet. He usually was. Eating his dinner in silent as he listened to his sister's talk about their day but now Rukia joined in. or sometimes all three excitedly talk about movies or games. But Rukia and Yuzu usually were the ones to excitedly talk about the newest dresses or shoes. Ishiin would join in excitedly too when he could. Ichigo ignored his family and the tiny shinigami slowly making her way into his family's hearts and ate his dinner.

After dinner Yuzu, and Rukia went to the kitchen to clean up and do the dishes while Karin and Ichigo put the food away and cleaned the dinning table off. Once they were all done Isshin gave his daughters and 'third daughter' a kiss on the forehead and Ichigo an attempt at a flying kick. But Ichigo easily dodged it. He accepted defeat and bid them all goodnight.

The twins left to their room and asked if Rukia was coming along. Rukia nodded.

"Yes, I'll be coming in soon. I just need to finish up my homework, Ichigo's going to help me." She smiled watching the twins disappear to their room.

"Whatever midget I'm not helping you." He muttered going to his room.

"Oh come on Ichigo are you still mad?!" She laughed jumping on his bed.

"Oi! Get off of my bed!" he placed his hands on his hips glaring at her.

"Nee-san should be able to go wherever she wants!" Kon shouted jumping on Rukia's lap.

Ichigo rolled his eyes and sat down on his desk. The minute he did he heard Rukia's cell phone chirp and his hollow badge chirp. He watched Rukia reach into her shirt pulling her cell phone out of her bra, he blushed lightly and pressed his badge to his chest popping his soul out. He did the same to Kon and placed the mod soul into his own body.

"FINALLY!! I thought I wouldn't be able to be in a normal body for like…. Ever!!" Kon smiled stretching.

Rukia pulled out her chappy pills and ate one. Her soul popped out and Chappy happily pounced on Ichigo's soul.

"PYON!! PYON!!"

"Damn it! Get off of me!! We've got hollows to kill!" He yelled trying to pry the annoying mod soul off of him.

"Rukia do something!" Rukia smirked and shrugged jumping out of the window, "She likes you Ichigo!"

He glared at her retreating back and pushed the girl off of him onto his bed. She fell in such a matter that her skirt rode up dangerously high threatening to show what pair of underwear Rukia was wearing.

He blushed at that thought and jumped out of the window in search of Rukia and the hollow.

"What took you so long?" She smirked running down the alley way.

"Trying to get your crazy mod soul off of me." He muttered darkly.

"I think she likes you!"

"The hell she does."

"Then how come every time I put her in my gigai she jumps on you and screams words of excitement?"

"Because she's crazy! Now where is that damn hollow?"

O X O X O

"Hmm so borwing…" Chappy muttered sitting on Ichigo's bed with her palm cupping her face.

"I know what you mean… when in Ichigo's body I usually experiment…" He laughed slightly and added, "But you're here so I can't."

"Experwiment?" She looked up at the orange haired teen who wasn't Ichigo at all, but Kon inhabiting his body.

"Yeah… you know… figure out what I can do with this body…" He knew Chappy was all innocent but it was a disgusting fetish he had to get Rukia. He loved her for saving him and since he was a pervert he wanted to repay her by making her scream his name. But of course that stupid Orange haired brat seemed to have a better chance at getting Rukia then he did.

"Can you show me how to experwiment?" She asked innocently getting up on her knees allowing Kon full view of her underwear. Rukia was wearing hot pink underwear with little black hearts. How hot that was…

"Sure…." He smiled widely knowing exactly what he wanted to do to the raven haired girl in front of him.

He moved on the bed invading her personal space. She backed off a little with him hovering over her still. He quickly pressed his lips against her's loving her tiny gasps as his lips moved over hers in an expert manner.

She gasped once more so he took advantage of that and plunged his tongue in her warm mouth. He moved his position so he was now completely hovering her with each of his legs on either side of her. She pushed herself up further on the bed allowing him more room to roam her body. He took action of course and let his fingers roam into her buttoned blouse. He undid the first three and massaged one of her tiny breasts making her gasp and arch her back.

"What is…." She asked breaking their kiss when she felt Kon's (Ichigo's) bulge pressing into her tummy.

"Want to know what that is?" He asked breathing hard into her cheek. Chappy nodded and looked up at him expecting him to take her lips again.

He did and continued to let his tongue get to know Rukia's mouth before they went back to their original forms. He would never have this chance again. He had to admit, he loved Rukia, but this Chappy was pulling him in with her sweet innocence and gentle personality. Nothing like Rukia, but yet so much like Rukia. He loved it.

His left hand continued to grope Rukia's breasts as his other hand slid down to her thighs, he pulled them apart and pushed her knees up letting them rest on his hips.

Chappy moaned never feeling like this in her entire life. Never had she felt this strange heat between her legs or the strange feeling of wetness between her legs. Or never has she ever felt the need to be touched there either. But as soon as Kon's fingers brushed over her still clothed crotch she groaned and thrust her hips up for more contact.

Kon and Chappy were breathing hard against each other's lips while Kon's fingers slid in her panties. He gave her three strong strokes before resting on that sensitive nub.

Chappy nearly screamed from the pleasure Kon was giving her but he silenced her with his mouth. She was loosing herself into his touches.

O X O X O

"Behind you Ichigo!!" Rukia screamed when a giant tentacle of the hollows came dangerously close to Ichigo's head. She jumped up quickly and sliced the offending appendage off.

The hollow roared in pain and shoved Ichigo off of it's back and backed off for a moment.

"I could have handled it myself!" Ichigo shouted.

"I can't let myself grow rusty!" She rolled her eyes.

The hollow came back at full speed. Both Ichigo and Rukia jumped up slicing it's mask vertically cutting it's face in half. The hollow screamed and stopped. It was starting to dissipate into thin air.

Rukia fell to the ground gracefully and Ichigo fell next to her breathing hard.

"You sound like it was a hard hollow Ichigo and it was both of us."

"Shut up! I did most of the work."

"Come on lazy ass, let's get back home." She said walking ahead. Ichigo bounced up and quickly followed after her. They took their time getting home walking side by side enjoying the quiet cool night.

Ichigo climbed up his window first since it was kind of late and not wanting his dad to ask where he was. So instead he climbed up first while Rukia climbed after him.

She paused when she saw him pause in the window. His face was pale and his eyes were wide. His body wasn't moving he was rooted to the spot.

"Ichigo…?" She asked climbing up to sit next to him. She gasped too.

There on the bed was Ichigo's body, and Rukia's gigai. Both were occupied by Chappy and Kon.

Chappy had her legs spread eagle with her one of her finger's in her mouth sucking gently trying to silence her screams and moans while Kon's hand was sliding back and forth inside of her panties. You could clearly see the wet spot on Rukia's now soiled panties. And Kon's shirt was off exposing Ichigo's fine toned chest, Chappy's other hand was roaming along his lean body. His pant's were undone but still on his hips, and his erection was popping out. Probably to keep from the painful strain, it was apparent Ichigo had a pretty decent size. Rukia blushed at that thought from the picture in front of them, the two weren't even aware that the original Rukia and Ichigo were back.

They were breathing hard and their moans were light but loud enough for Ichigo and Rukia to hear causing more blushes and uncomfortable moments.

Then Chappy screamed and started rocking her hips up and down Kon leant forward letting his fingers work her over the edge as he kissed her hard trying to silence her.

The original Ichigo blushed furiously realizing that Chappy just came in Rukia's gigai, suggesting from her flushed cheeks, rapid breathing, rocking hips and the large amount of fluid that gushed from her panties.

"What the fuck are you two doing?" his voice was mutinous.

Chappy was still breathing hard but she looked up towards the voice trying to recover from her orgasm. Kon pulled his hand back quickly to Ichigo's displeasure it was covered in Rukia's juice. The two of them realized they have been caught and sat up quickly trying to cover themselves up.

Especially since Chappy had most of her buttons undone.

Rukia quickly popped Kon's pill out of Ichigo's body letting Ichigo's lifeless body fall on top of Chappy in between her legs. She yelped when Rukia did the same to her popping her pill out.

"Thanks Rukia, now we have to get in our bodies like that." He pointed to emphasis.

"Well… I didn't think about that… well, we'll be fine. Come on, we'll deal with them later." She said slipping back into her body. She immediately regretted that. Her body felt wonderfully disgusting and yet still so horny especially with Ichigo's body lying on top of her soaking crotch.

Without another word he slipped into his body too and pulled away quickly blushing. He looked down only to see a small wet spot on his chest from Rukia's soaking panties. Her legs were now closed so he couldn't see anything but that image was forever forged in his mind.

Rukia sweating and panting with her legs spread open and Ichigo's fingers working her over the edge. Yeah, that'll definitely haunt him forever. Especially when he slept.

He quickly got off of the bed and ran to the bathroom since Kon had left him painfully hard.

Rukia smirked at Ichigo's red face. She was embarrassed too, but things happen. She put Chappy back where she belongs and put Kon in his lion form. He quickly yelped a quick sorry and ran under the bed.

Rukia giggled lightly and went to her closet to clean her body off and change her clothes. Yet Rukia and Ichigo had a lot of talking to do with the two mod souls. Particularly about not leaving them alone anymore since it was now apparent that the two realized what unaccompanied by the original Ichigo and Rukia what they could do… well it wasn't good at all for Ichigo and Rukia.

Especially since they didn't want their bodies to be used in that way. Ichigo came back in the room now fully cleaned and clad in only sweat pants and a towel draped over his shoulders.

"Well… that was awkward…" He said rubbing the back of his neck.

Rukia laughed lightly still lying on his bed, "That'll teach us to leave two mod souls by themselves."

"Where's Kon? I'm going to kill him!" Ichigo shouted looking around.

"Kill him later Ichigo, I'm tired. Besides, you should really thank him." She smiled standing up and walking towards him.

"Why…?" He asked consciously.

Rukia was no very close to him, he could feel her heat radiating off of her body, "Because if he hadn't of done where did you would never have seen your fantasies come true." She whispered seductively and slid into her closet.

Ichigo was planted on the floor.

Fuck!

She has own again. She knew he would love to control Rukia and make her submissive begging for him to touch her. Damn that Rukia! She would always win, no matter what. He shook his head and crawled in bed. He had to concentrate on ways to hurt Kon tomorrow or else he'll end up thinking about what just took place on his bed only moments ago.

Damn… this was going to be one long night…

Okay!! Hope you guys like this funky short one shot! It's really about this picture I saw of Kon and Pyon Chappy thing waving to each other from their pills. It was cute, that's where I got this idea from. Anyways review because I loveeeee them!