The Reviving Of Axel and the Splitting of Roxas from Sora

I laid on my bed, pondering what the heck I should do. How am I suppose to revive Axel? And how do I split Roxas from Sora? Suddenly, an idea clicked in my head.

I put out my hand and summoned my super rainbow-y flower-y keyblade. I rushed out of the house and across to the other side of the island, where we hung out when we were kids. I crawled into that secret hide out (don't I love being petite?) and rushed to the strange door. I point my keyblade at the door and hoped it would open for me.

And lucky for me, it did. And lucky for me, it brought me RIGHT where I wanted! To the Olympus Colosseum.

What the hell am I doing here, you ask? Simple; I'm going to ask the god of the underworld for help.

My heart was pounding. I honestly thought this was the only way (it probably was too). I carefully made my way to the gates of the underworld. I worked my way down, being careful not to run into any heartless or nobodies. My keyblade was ready. Not like I was super experienced with it anyway. Anyway, I made it to Hades's room safely.

"Excuse me?" I asked. Hades turned around to my voice.

"Who are you?"

I bowed slightly. "My name is Kairi. I have come here to ask you for help."

"Help? Kid, I don't give help," said Hades.

"Please! I need you to revive Axel! And I need to you to help me split Roxas from Sora!" I shouted, hoping he'd give it a second thought.

"And what's in it for me? Getting kicked by some fiery red head, Sora, and his nobody? I don't think so."

I had no clue what to do. I needed to get him to help me. Even if it was just reviving Axel. And of course, another wonderful idea popped into my head. A smirk grew onto my face. "What if we made a deal?"

Hades seemed to be taking an interest.

"You see, I'm planning to make some...er...profit from...stuff...Roxas, Axel, Sora, and Riku do. If you help me by reviving Axel AND help me figure out a way to split Roxas from Sora, I'll give you half of that profit."

"I do need to do some re-furnishing around here," thought Hades out loud. He put out his hand. "We have a deal, kid." We shook hands.

He lead me outside of his usual room. After several seconds of mumbling, he moved his hands a bit. Instantly, Axel had appear; laying down. He opened his eyes.

"I'm...I'm not dead?" He looked at his hands.

Hades pointed over at me. "You better thank this damsel right over here."

I waved at Axel. Suddenly, I was hit with a sudden feeling of hatred for him. Why...? ...um...OH YEAH! He tried to kidnap me before! I walked over to him and helped him up. Even though, honestly, I justed wanted to push him over the edge and watch him die again.

"Hey, Kairi."

"Shut up and come with me," I said. Obviously, Axel was shocked. He knew I had a mean streak...but I would never say shut up. I mean...that is so not me. Except...now it is. All thanks to those bashing post.

Anyway, Axel followed me and I followed Hades.

Soon, we were brought to a castle meeting room. Several other...people and...non-people appeared.

"Guys, meet Kairi," said Hades. He pushed me forward a bit.

"I remember you! You are that girl that Riku wanted to save," shouted a woman with green skin.

Before I could speak, Hades began to explain my situation. "You see, Kairi here has made a deal with me. I revive Axel for her, I get half of the profits. She also wants my help for splitting that Nobody Roxas from that Sora kid."

"Why did you call us then?" snapped the woman with green skin.

"If one of you can come up with somethin' to split those kids, then I'll give you half of my half," explained Hades.

"Leave that to me," croaked a voice. An old-looking woman appeared. Her nose was HUGE and LONG. But that's not important.

"Follow me," she croaked. Axel and I followed her. Of course, at that moment...I was like...Axel? Why is he stalking me? Of course...that's because I revived him and told him to. Yeah.

Anyway, we followed this little old lady into a room with a cauldron, which let off some strange, green light. I stared at it for a few moments, before the lady interrupted me.

"What do you want the potion to be in?" she asked.

I thought for a second. What was Sora's (and just about everybody else's) favourite treat? Sea Salt Popsicles (which drove people nuts when they played Kingdom Hearts II, since they were like...everywhere). Which is exactly what I told the lady.

She turned around and opened up a cabinet. She started to throw in a bunch of weird things into the cauldron. What those things were...I don't know.

She began to move her right hand over the giant pot while stirring and chanting some words (which I can't remember right now...). Soon, she pulled out a Sea Salt Popsicle. She pulled out a wrapping and put it on; it looked like I had just bought the Popsicle! She handed it to me.

"Thank you very much," I said.

"You're welcome, my pretty!" she cackled.

Axel and I walked our way back to Hades.

"You got your solution, kid?"

I nodded with a smile on my face.

Hades opened up the gate for us to go back to the underworld.

When we were back, I dragged Axel down the path way.

"Why'd you revive me?"

"Don't you miss your Roxy-poo?"

Axel obviously was shocked...again. After several seconds though, he burst out laughing. "R-r-roxy-poo?! Next time I see Roxas, I have to call him that."

"Then I'll dock your pay," I threated.

"Fine," Axel said. Which he seemed to regret several seconds later. "Wait...what?! What pay?"

I kept my mouth shut. He wasn't going to know my ultra genius PLAN...until later, that is.

We worked our way back to island. Which we finally got to after about...twenty minutes? Anyway, I put my hand out to Axel. "You, stay here; I need to go get Sora."

"Why can't I come with you?" asked Axel.

"Because I'm bringing back a surprise for you."

"And what would that be?"

I didn't answered. I just stormed out of the hide out. I walked across the bridge and back to the main island. Luckily for me, I didn't have go very far. "Sora! Sora! Sora!" I shouted, seeing the spiky brown haired boy.

"Oh, hey Kairi," he said, with a smile.

I grabbed his hand. He automatically blushed. "Come here Sora, come to the island. I need to show you something."

"Hey," said the voice of another friend of mine. That was Riku.

"Hey Riku, wanna come with us?" asked Sora.

"Sure," replied Riku.

I sighed. Then I began walking, the two boys following behind me.

As soon as we got near the hide out, I handed Sora the Popsicle (which didn't melt, surprisingly).

"What about Riku?" asked Sora, holding the Popsicle.

"I'm sorry; I didn't know he was coming with us."

Sora took the Popsicle out of it's wrapping and began licking. And I began laughing.

"What so funny?" asked Sora. I shook my head.

"Nothing."

After several minutes, he had finished the Popsicle. His smile turned into a frown. "I...don't feel so good."

Several seconds after he said that, his eyes become blank with black and he flinched. A cloak of smoke surrounded him. When it cleared, we saw both Sora and Roxas.

When Sora regained consciousness, he stared at his nobody. "I cannot tell mom about this!"

I began chuckling.