Rigo Salas x Destiny 2
Rigo walked into his first class in the morning. The teacher looked at him and said
"You are late young man. How are we supposed to teach people to be school shooters if they can't even go to school on time? Im Mr. xxxtentacion and ill be teaching spanish class."
"Gomenasai sensei!" said rigo as he bowed down.
"Introduce yourself to the class you sweaty tortilla!" said xxxtentacion-sensei
"hi im rigo i just got rejected by this lesbian girl today" said rigo.
He took a seat at the back and started his spanish work. However, he does not know spanish and can't tell what "ni hao" or "croissant" even means.
(The bell rings and it's time for lunch)
Rigo sits down and takes out his lunch box. He pulls out his beans to eat them, however he spills some beans on his shirt. Destiny walks up to him and she says
"This nigga eating beans"
Everyone in the lunch room starts to laugh.
A big black guy walks up to destiny and says "yo get sushi with me or ima dick slap your fish"
Suddenly, rigo mans up and defends destiny. He said "you wanna fite me? I have the power of anime you crusty biscuit"
"Lets go then nibba" says big black guy. Rigo whips out his hand signs for the fire rasengan shadow jutsu, however it is not strong enough. The black guy repels the jutsu and sends rigo flying. Rigo is greatly injured.
"My name is big dick" says the big black man. The aura surrounding him was extremely powerful and Rigo felt as if he could not possibly win. However Rigo has a trump card. He got up using all his strength and then used a summoning jutsu. He summoned johns uncle! The uncle went up to the black guy and punched him back to africa. Some say that in the distance, you could hear john scream "nooo" all the way from Las Vegas. Destiny walked up to rigo.
"Tbh sometimes its ok to eat beans" says Destiny