Disclaimer: WE ARE NOT CLAMP.

Elda- Gay perverts.

Yuu- Aren't most gays perverts?? Nevermind that anyhow, please enjoy more of the awesome Elda-sensei as Kurogane and Ashura and the vrappyness of me as Fai-san.

"Yo, wristcutter," Kurogane grunted quietly.

Fai's head snapped up from his sketch pad at the sound of the taller man's voice,"That isn't my name you know, Kuro-rin."

"You don't call me by mine either," the raven- haired man seated himself next to the blonde, "What's the deal with Ashura? "

"What do you mean 'what's the problem'? "

"I never said problem," the vermilion eyed boy blushed slightly, "he tried to feel you up like eight times."

Fai looked down, "I know, he does that a lot. I'm used to it by now."

"Ne?!" Kuro's eyes went wide, "you actually put up with this pervert? Why? "

"He- he's all I really have right now..."Fai looked up and smiled another genuinely fake grin, "It's ok really! Don't worry about me!"

"There's a lot you're not telling me," Kurogane bit his lip, "But since we just met I won't push you."

Fai stared down at his sketch again, "My business is my business it is best not to pry with a dangerous guy like me."

A fimaliar shout echoed through the hall stopping whatever the new kid was going to say,"Fa-ai!"

Fai stared up to see it, "Well I have to go. Goodbye Kuro-run." Fai then gathered his books and walked towards Ashura.

"Whateves," Kuro leaned back, "See ya tomorrow. Remember we're dissecting a sheep's eye so don't be fuckin' late for Bio."

Fai nodded, "Right. I'll remember that." He shuddered lightly, contemplating skipping Bio.

"Fai, do love me? " the bluenette asked, "I love you. I want to make you mine just like I did with Yuui-kun."

Fai tried his best to give a smile, "Uh...yeah I love you Ashura."

'How could I ever love something as retched as you? '

"I really love you," Ashura pushed the blonde against a locker and whispered into his ear, "and I'll make you mine maybe not today but soon. You're coming to the pool with me next weekend and make sure your new friend doesn't come."

Fai stood absolutely still as it touched him. He wanted to turn it down on the pool offer but instead replied with, "Ok Ashura- san. I'll make sure he isn't there."

"Good," Ashura stomped off, "Yuui loved going to the pool just like you used too."

Kurogane exited the bathroom that Fai and Ashura had been discussing outside of, "Um Yo."

Fai was staring at his feet, fighting back tears from its words that rang in his head 'Yuui loved going to the pool, just like you used to.' Fai looked up and smiled, "We meet again Kuro-chu!"

"I'm coming with you," the brunette said before the other could protest, "only a fool would let that kind of pervert go to the pool with someone as cute as you."

Fai blushed,"Ah...but...ano...Ashura will be really mad if you come with me."

"Do I look like I give a flying fucking rat's ass," Kuro smirked, "and besides I'm the Kendou and Judou Champ so I'm not worried."

Fai stared at him, a look of light concern on his features, "You don't know how he is when he's mad Kuro-myu."

"Why, should I be worried?"

Yuu- LOL Kurogane is stalking Fai. He just happens to be in the bathroom that Ashura and Fai are outside of. STALKER ALERT!