A/N: Hey, everybody! I'm in a good mood today! I decided to do it this because it's FUNNY. Don't try to cover up those giggles, 'cause I know they're there. Btw, I'm ignporing my beta, X-Edward-hasn't-met-me-yet-X because I think it's funnier this way (no offense). Anywho, enough of my babbling. Enjoy!

Chapter1

Bella: Vampire Me (VM)

Alice: Extreme Shopper372 (ES372)

Emmett: theteddybear (tb)

Rosalie: Darkredroses (Drr)

Edward: mountainlion185 (ML185)

Vampire Me has logged in

Mountainlion185 has logged in

Vampire Me: Hey!

Mountainlion185: Hey

VM: Now that all the excitement is over, wat do u want 2 do?

ML185: I don't know, what do u want to do?

VM: Idk, let's ask Alice

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Extreme Shopper372: Hey

VM: Hi!

ML185: Hey

ML185: Idk?

ES372: I don't know, lol

ML185: Lol?

VM: Laughing out loud

ML185: What are we going to do?

ES372: Idk, I can't c anything

VM: Idk

ML185: I know! We could get married!

VM: ... U serious?

ML185: Yeah

VM: Let's do it!

ES372: I didn't c that coming

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Darkredroses: Just like my husband 2 name himself 'teddybear'

Theeddybear: I think it's manly

VM: Rite….

ES372:They're getting married!

Drr: WHAT! Y didn't u tell me?

ML185: She just agreed to marry me

Tb: Congrats

ML185: Thanks

ML185: Why are we on here when we live in the same house?

ES372: Idk. Could I plan ur wedding?

VM: sigh fine

ES372: Yay!

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Tb: Rose?

Drr: Yeah?

Tb: U want 2?

Drr: ok

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VM: Wat was that about?

ML185: You don't want to know

VM: Oh

VM: Meet u n my room?

ML185: Coming

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