Yay its longer! WOO I TOOK MY LAPTOP FROM MY DAD! XD. HAVE FUN, IM SHUTTING UP NOW. PROMISE… REVIEW! XD

I do not own Dance Central

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Glitch updated his status:

"WORST DAY EVEEEEERRR!"

Comments:

Mo: "U got dat right."

Angel: "Want me to read u a bedtime story so u can feel better?" :P

Glitch: "Want me to read u a book on STD's?"

Emilia: "OOH. U JUST GOT BURNED BITCH!"

Aubrey likes this

Angel: "Oh… fuck you."

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Glitch posted on Mo's wall: "The weirdest thing happened today."

Comments:

Mo: "Wat?"

Glitch: "So I met this smoking hot girl today."

Mo: "yea…"

Glitch: "And we were talking about colors, and she said if I like perplergreen. So I said yea and she gave me a weird look." o_O.

Mo: "Glitch..."

Glitch: "What?"

Mo: "you sure she wasn't saying 'purple OR green'?"

Glitch: "O… well that makes sense…"

Mo: "dumbass."

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Emilia posted on Bodie's wall: "Angel was flirting with me today…."

Comments:

Bodie: "WHAT?! I thought he was gay!"

Angel: "I aint gay!"

Bodie: "Then who was that dude u were making out with?"

Aubrey: "..."

Angel: "LOL DUDE. THAT WAS AUBREY."

Aubrey: "…."

Bodie: "OMFG IM SO SRY. R U MAD?"

Aubrey: "RUN BITCH."

Emilia: "Haha. And she has ur spare key XD."

Bodie: "No she doesn't u do."

Emilia: "Not anymore… RUN."

Bodie: "WTF NOW SHE CAN GET INTO MY APARTMENT. THX A LOT."

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Tiyanna posted on Glitch's wall: "Whatch'ya doin?"

Glitch sent Tiyanna a private message: "rubbin my butt."

Tiyanna posted on Glitch's wall: "WTF, why u rubbin ur butt?"

Comments:

Angel: "There are so many things wrong with u glitch."

Emilia: "DUDE. Do u wanna get ur ass burned again?"

Angel: "…"

Emilia: "ya. I thought so."

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Glitch posted on Emilia's wall: "um… I was wondering… why do u have a spare key to Bodie's apartment?"

Comments:

Emilia: "I have my… reasons ;)"

Glitch: "…like what?"

Bodie: "IF U TELL HIM I WILL SHOOT A BIRD."

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Angel posted on Aubrey's wall: "Heyyyyy."

Comments:

Aubrey: "where r u?"

Angel: "IDK some bar, and im shirtless :D"

Aubrey: "if I find u at Central Bar makin out with some girls, I promise you I will go over there and shoot the place down as much as I damn please."

Angel: "…bye!"

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Aubrey updated her status:

"BRB, hiring some guy to buy a gun… thx daddy! :-*"

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Mo posted on Glitch's wall: "I know what im getting u for Christmas :D"

Comments:

Glitch: "WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT! :D!"

Mo: "lets just say it starts with a 'k' and ends with a 'I'" :D

Glitch: "if its kimchi, I will hire chuck Norris to punch u with his beard."

Emilia: "HAHA nice one G."

Angel: "okay that's it, whats with everyone and chuck Norris? He isn't so cool, if he was strong and heard everyone he would come to my house and punch SJDNSNDSJNDSJNdnjsndjjand-;;f;'as."

Emilia: "What the fuck happened?"

Glitch: "just hired Chuch Norris. XD thanks chuck!"

Chuck Norris: "Anytime Glitch! Tell Emilia I say hi!"

Emilia posted on Chuch Norris wall: "PLEASE BE MY FRIEND. U R MY IDOL. I LOVE U! EEEEEKKK! :D!"

Comments:

Bodie: "Emilia?"

Emilia: "STFU. AND GTFO."

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Glitch updated his status:

"Now that Angel is knocked out, has anyone realized Jaryn has been more of a bitch lately?"

Comments:

Bodie: "Me"

Aubrey: "Yes."

Emilia: "SI."

Mo: "Duh."

Jaryn: "Oh so im a bitch?"

Glitch: "yes."

Jaryn: "Im a dance teacher at a hich class dance private school, while all of you are amateur dancers. And I also see that none of you have occupations, or put up your relationships. Who's the Bitch now?"

Glitch: "…"

Emilia: "…"

Aubrey: "…."

Mo "…."

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Angel updated his status:

"WTF JUST HAPPENED?"

Comments:

Emilia: "chuck Norris just beat u sensless."

Angel: "GLITCH! I HOPE U NEVER GET LAID!"

Glitch: "Is that supposed to be an insult? Well too bad I already lost my virginity."

Angel: "oh ya? Who?"

Glitch: "Your mom XD."

Emilia: "LOL. LMFAO. ME AND GLITCH SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS."

Angel: -_-

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Kerith posted on Glitch's wall: "Did u call my sister a bitch?"

Comments:

Glitch: "maybe…"

Kerith: "im coming over to beat ur ass."

Glitch: "with those weak arms?"

Kerith: "OH really? One minute."

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Glitch updated his status:

"GUYS WTF! KERITH IS IN MO AND I APARTMENT AND HES TYRING TO ATKE MY HPONE. SOMNEOE ELHP!:!?qwe"

Comments:

Taye: "whose goin to help glitch?"

Mo: "im not he needs to work out."

Taye: "but ur in the apartment with him."

Mo: "FOR REAL?! Oh I see kerith punching glitch… u know what no one tell me anything anymore im takin a nap."

Tiyanna: "and he calls Glitch a dumbass."

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Glitch updated his status:

"Im crying… :'(."

Comments:

Aubrey: "why?"

Glitch: "U GUYS ALL SAW THE POST AND NO ONE HELPED ME WHEN KERITH LITERALLY BEAT MY ASS."

Aubrey: "So?"

Glitch: "I hope u step on one of my LEGOS."

Aubrey: "I will come over and shoot YOUR apartment down too. U feel me?"

Glitch: "yes ma'am."

Taye: "now that is a nice way to treat a lady :) cute little bastard :D."

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So that's it for the rest of chapter two! I might do the next one in a day or too, but tomorrow I WILL make glitch's childhood! I did it three times and my damn computer didn't save it! BUT IT WILL BE HERE TOMORROW. PLEASE REIVIEW :D. oh and I also made the chapter more like facebook because the last won was really lazy /: