The Night World Crack Fics
"Delos, I'm serious," Maggie said, her eyebrows furrowed yet a tiny smile was on her face.
"No you're not. That's not me," Delos said from the couch. He didn't even look at the paper that Maggie was showing him.
"Yes, it is," Maggie argued, moving to kneel in front of her soulmate. She showered him the picture and he almost spit out the soda he was drinking. It is him. His eyes were closed and his lips were slightly parted. He looked like a moron. A complete and utter moron.
"Goddess, I was going to sneeze," he muttered, snatching the paper with his picture. He was driving at the maximum speed limit (see? He was following the damned speed limits!), and didn't see the stoplight when he sneezed.
Maggie laughed. "At least it's not a cop who caught you."
Delos simply sighed.
A/N: This is about my funny grandpa. xD My grandma was showing him the picture and he was denying that it's him, even though he saw his face on the paper. LOL. I love my grandparents. :)