'Tis True, Pom-Pom, 'Tis True
Chapter Two
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The Cheat lay sleeping in the kitchen sink. He was dreaming about… carrots. To him, this seemed amusing. I mean, dreams in themselves are amusing, right?
A rubber duck on the side of the sink suddenly began to tip and landed on the Cheat's head. He jumped out of the sink and landed in the middle of the kitchen, busting some awkward kung-fu moves for the next ten minutes.
The Cheat finally settled down to see that there was no one there. He looked at the clock. It was 4:32 a.m.
The Cheat went downstairs to check on Strong Bad.
Strong Bad was usually found lying on the couch downstairs in the morning. He never actually sleeps on his bed, as he tends to litter it with clothes and potato chips.
The Cheat crept up and examined the scene; his Fun Machine sat at an uneven angle, and the controller was thrown in a bag of "Tweak-Ums". The TV had a dubious black stain at its bottom left corner, and a small bottle of melonade was on its side lying next to the bag of said Tweak-Ums.
Then the Cheat got an idea. Even though his master, Strong Bad, rewarded him for helping him cheat at things, the Cheat decided to do it just for the crap of it.
The Cheat went upstairs into Strong Mad's room, and opened the door to see what seemed like a blue and peach-colored block lying on Strong Mad's bed.
The Cheat slowly approached Strong Mad and crawled onto his chest. The Cheat then gave him a little nudge to wake him up, and it was not much sooner when Strong Mad opened his eyes really wide and belted, "Bwaaah!"
Both the Cheat and Strong Mad jumped up and looked around the room, then looked at each other, and then they both made a relieved face.
The Cheat beckoned Strong Mad to follow him down to the kitchen.
They seemed to understand each other more than anyone else, since the Cheat successfully explained to Strong Mad that he was going to dump ice cold water on Strong Bad while he was asleep, and wanted Strong Mad to witness it.
The Cheat got a small cup – seeming large to him, and filled it with water. Strong Mad gave the Cheat a "you've got to be kidding me" expression. The Cheat responded by pointing at a bucket next to the sink, half the size of Strong Mad. Then Strong Mad made a big, goofy smile, and chuckled in excitement.
They filled said bucket with oh-so-uncomfortably-shockingly-cold-once-it-touches-your-back water, and Strong Mad lifted it up. They both snuck over to Strong Bad. The bucket was so heavy with water, Strong Mad had to set it on the side of the couch and let it fall on Strong Bad.
The result wasn't much of what the Cheat and Strong Mad expected; the bucket slammed on Strong Bad, bounced off the couch, and sent both Strong Bad and the bucket flying in the air. The bucket passed Strong Bad and hit a wall, bounced off, and caught Strong Bad in it. The bucket then tipped over, and landed on its side, dumping out Strong Bad along with all the freezing cold water.
The sudden shock really freaked out the guy, and he flopped around like a fish for about thirty seconds.
When he calmed down, he looked around to see the Cheat and Strong Mad standing there, laughing louder than they laughed before.
"Alright. You guys've had enough fun for now," Strong Bad said, "I've got some new ideas for a method of bothering Marzipan by ruining her garden! I wrote it down on a piece of paper. Now if I can track it down…"
The three turned their heads in circles, pretending they were looking for the piece of paper in which Strong Bad wrote his plan down on. Then Strong Bad finally said very quickly;
"Eeeeeh, must've gotten pulled into a dark place by a necromorph." Strong Bad began walking away. "It wasn't going to be worth looking for, anyway."
Then the Cheat yelled for Strong Bad's attention and pointed at Strong Mad, who was digging in the couch and pulled out a paper with text written crudely on it;
List of stuff to do, as in, method of ruining Marzipan's lawn step-by-step
And the rest, such as what the prank requires including, what to do, and extra notes and warnings.