disclaimer: me no own, u no sue

full sum: Naruto is a shy, unnoticible college student in the large city of Tokyo. Kyubi, Naruto's alter ego, is a loud, flirtatious club hopper desparate to find new clubs for the usual one-night stand. And if they should meet the same person...

Two Lives, One Problem

Oh No! The Weekend

Naruto sat in class quietly. He had finished the review test the professor had given just twenty minutes before. Everyone else was still trying to refrain from looking at the clock from fear of time being over. The blond watched the professor for a bit. The professor, Hatake Kakashi, was very...weird. He wore a mask that covered the lower half of his face and a grey head band covering his left eye. The headband matched his grey hair even though the man was still in his mid-thirties. He sat with his feet propped atop his desk as he read one of his favorite books from the 'Icha Icha Paradise' series like always.

Becoming bored with watching this weird speciment, Naruto to take a chance at the clock above Kakashi-sensei's head.

11:25

This was his last class of the day. 'What is today anyhow', Naruto asked himself. 'The only day I have Kakashi-sensei for last class is on Fri-oh no! They're going to try again! I don't wanna go out dammit!' Naruto's face scruched up in anger.

"Uzumai-kun, is something the matter", Kakashi-sensei asked noticing his favorite student's look. Naruto straightened his face then blushed feeling dozens of eyes stare at him. "Umm...n-nothing i-is th-the m-matter Ka-kashi-sen-sensei", the blond stuttered barely audible. "Have you finished your test?" Naruto bit his lip in fear that he would stammer once again. His blush deepened as he nodded quickly.

The dismissal bell rang. Everyone put their things away quickly then left the room, placing their tests on the professor's desk on their way out. Naruto had tried to leave first. He had to be at work at noon which gave him ten minutes. He was also trying to leave before his friends tried to "convince" him into joining them at the club or some party to celebrate another week of surviving college.

Before the blond could make it five feet from the building, a hand clapped him on the back nearly resulting in him hitting the ground. He turned around to see three guys. "Yo Uzumaki", one said with a smile. He had brown hair and eyes, longer-than-human canines which resembled those of a dog's, and a red, upside-down triangle tattoo on each side of his face.

"Hey Inuzuka. Shikamaru. Choji", greeted Naruto receiving a nod from the other two. One boy, Shikamaru, had brown hair and brown eyes also but his features held more of a bored expression. His hair pulled into a high ponytail and spiked making his head resemble a pineapple. The final boy, Choji, had light red hair and brown eyes(a/n wut color r his eyes) and was a bit chubby but still would always be seen with a snack or two. He also had a red tattoo on each cheek but, unlike Kiba, his were swirls.

"So Naruto", began Kiba with a smirk. "You up for a club?"

"I've got to study", Naruto mumbled trying his best to walk away without being noticed.

"You always say that. Tonight you need to relax".

"You always say that. And the last time I went some guy spiked my drink".

"I didn't know you couldn't hold your acohol. Besides, this time you can bring your own drinks".

"I'm not a party person".

"You've only been to one!"

"Gaara!" Naruto ran to his best friend: a red-headed, green-eyed boy with the kanji for 'love' tattooed in red on his forehead. Kiba, Shikamaru, and Choji followed giving Gaara a quick wave in greeting. "So Naruto", Gaara said staring at the blond in front of him. "Are you coming?" Naruto's face scruched up in confusion. "Where", he asked. "The new club I was trying to tell you about", Kiba answered. "Gaara's going?" Gaara nodded. "That's not enough to convince me to come". Naruto folded his arms across his chest defiantly.

"There'll be hundreds of guys there", Kiba added winking suggestively. Naruto shook his head. The blond had confessed the possibility of him being homosexual which stopped his friends attempts to hook him up with a girl but started their attempts to take him to gay clubs even though they were all straight. "So? I think I'm asexual", said Naruto. "So? You need something to loosen you up and parties do exactly that".

Naruto began to walk away. If he walked fast enough he could make it to his dorm and hide before they caught him. But then he would miss work. Naruto began the walk to his job which took only five minutes. He knew his friends were trailing him, except for Gaara, of course, who wouldn't boter him unless the blond needed help. Naruto worked at a fancy restaurant called Japan's Specialties as a waiter. He went to the back and changed into his uniform, clocked in, and said 'hello' to his friend TenTen who worked as a chef. When the blond returned to the front, he seated a group of men and gave them menus before being called away by his friends.

"What", he asked angrily. "We know what we want", Choji answered. "And what's that", the blond asked taking out a miniature notepad and pencil out of a pocket on his apron to take their orders. "For you to come with us to Club Moon and at least try to have a good time", said Kiba. Naruto sighed. "Will you leave me alone if I say 'yes'", he asked with his famous puppy pout. Shikamaru and Choji turned away and Kiba sighed as he was brought into submission(a/n this just doesnt seem right saying this). "Fine", he mumbled but immediately cheered up realizing what Naruto had agreed to. "We'll pick you up at nine. C'mon Shika and Cho". Kiba pulled his two friends out of the restaurant.

Naruto stood there for a moment in deep thought. "Oh shit!", he yelled once he realized what he had just said. Some of the customers gave him weird looks. He mumbled a few apologies and curses then took the orders of the group of men. The blond sighed sadly. This was going to be one hell of a weekend.

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lady: hopefully it'll get better sasuke comes out in next chapter