KRRR: Hey everyone! So this has absolutely nothing to do with the plot. The oc is the same but this time…she and Kyouya are married and she's pregnant. My friend and I came up with this because I was making oatmeal cookies and spazzed when I realized that I didn't have enough oatmeal. Enjoy!
"Kyouya? Kyou! KYOUYA YUKIO OOTORI! GET YOUR ASS IN THIS KITCHEN RIGHT NOW!" Marie yelled. She was six months pregnant with her husband of two year's twins and she just wanted to bake some oatmeal cookies. And of course, the oatmeal mysteriously disappeared.
"Yes, Marie?" Kyouya asked, entering the kitchen looking just as calm as ever, as if his wife had not yelled and cussed at him. He was used to her rather violent mood swings by now. In approximately three seconds, she would become overly cheerful and three seconds after that, she would burst into tears. And as always, Kyouya was right.
"I'm gonna make oatmeal cookies!" she cried, clapping her hands as her mouth became a huge smile.
"So what on Earth is the problem?"
Suddenly, Marie looked down and Kyouya saw a tear run down her pale face.
"W…well. I took the oatmeal out of the cabinet and when I turned to measure it…it…it was gone!" she stuttered before crying like a three year old child. Kyouya simply embraced his blonde haired, blue eyed, overly emotional wife, and allowed her to sob almost hysterically into his chest.
"I know! I'll call Hikaru and Kaoru! I haven't seen them in….ages. Since our wedding. Dude….." she giggled, " I could call Mori and Honey nii-chans too….and Haruhi! But not Tamaki"
Kyouya watched, highly amused, at his wife. While he had always found her beautiful, she was absolutely stunning during one of her "schizophrenic" episodes. Marie was quite comical, the way she moved her hands and arms when she spoke. Then she stopped, and turned to her husband.
"Kyouya" she whispered, sounding completely terrified. Kyouya was almost worried. Almost.
"Yes."
"I just realized something"
"And what is that, darling?"
"…in three months our babies are going to be born"
"Yes and…?"
"We haven't begun to pick names. Kyouya! Don't you understand? We haven't ONCE opened up a baby naming book! And we both refuse to use family names! What are we going to do?! Ah enfer! Lequel affreux pensai volonte ne jamais finier jusqu'à toi et moi piquer un nom pour le jumeau!*"
"Marie! Calm down, darling! Your exasperation and over emotion isn't healthy for you or the twins. All will be fine. Why don't you make some sugar cookies and calm down."
"You're right. You're right of course. Thank you, mon amour"
Kyouya smirked, kissed his wife, and left to continue his work in is office. As he sat and calculated the numbers he muttered,
"She'll never know that I stole the oatmeal. I hate that kind of cookie"
KRRR: Hey! I hope you liked it! Anyway. All of the French that Marie said translates as,
"Oh Hell! That horrible thought will not leave until you and I pick a name for our twins." If this wrong. Please correct me. Anyway. Thanks for reviewing!!! Wink wink. BTW...I made up Kyouya's middle name...Yukio means "One who gets what he wants" Lol