May: Lolz. Yes, for the slower ones, that last line about me opening to the chat room to reviews meant that you were to REVIEW.
Mayday-Moderator has opened the A Cat's Key Rant Room.
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-Room has begun to bitch.
ItaIchaKistuneWuv has begun to bitch.
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-Room: Uchiha! How's the 'Capturing the Kyuubi's ass' Plan doing? Huh?
ItaIchaKistuneWuv: He still is refusing to simply chat with me! It's horrible! How am I supposed to pay my rent without the money that those yaoi-fans throw at me?!
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-Room: I know what you mean, yeah? Sasori-danna still isn't speaking to me after that little incident, and we live in the same house! Un!
ItaIchaKistuneWuv: Well, you did blow half that house up, y'know.
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-Room: I know! But it's not my fault! Yeah!
ItaIchaKistuneWuv: Dei-chan, lying is a sin.
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-Room: Fuck that, I believe in reincarnation! Hm!
ItaIchaKistuneWuv: Uhuh, and you and me and the rest of the gang were all psycho ninjas trying to take over the world in a past life.
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-Room: Well, the leader does have that whole; "SAVE THE PLANET! Kill those polluting bastards!" campaign going for him. Y'know?
ItaIchaKistuneWuv: There's a big difference between world domination and a group of insane gardeners.
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-Room: One Word: Shears.
ItaIchaKistuneWuv: True dat.
Puppetry-is-a-religion has begun to bitch.
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-Room: Sasori-danna!!
Puppetry-is-a-religion: Itachi! Come over here quick! We have termites!
ItaIchaKistuneWuv: You and Deidara?
Puppetry-is-a-religion: No, me and my puppets.
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-Room: TT-V Danna, you're so mean! Hmm!
Puppetry-is-a-religion: Don't care, go jump in a pond of piranhas.
ItaIchaKistuneWuv: Would you two hurry up and go have you're makeup sex already?
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-Room: Yeah!
Puppetry-is-a-religion: NO.
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-Room: Danna!
ItaIchaKistuneWuv: Your fans are waiting…
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-Room: Fans? Yeah?
ItaIchaKistuneWuv: Go to Google, type in SasoDei. And watch.
Puppetry-is-a-sin: Do I want to?
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-Room: OMFG! Danna! There's a fanfiction written by that little girl from across the street! Unn!!
Puppetry-is-a-religion: WHAT?!
ItaIchaKistuneWuv: O/-\Olll …buy curtains.
Puppetry-is-a-religion: …hmm…Deidara do you think you could pull that position off in real life...?
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-Room: Huh? lllO-V;;;
ItaIchaKistuneWuv: o/-\olll I refuse to listen to this conversation any further.
ItaIchaKistuneWuv has bitched themselves out.
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-Room: What's his problem, yeah?
Puppetry-is-a-religion: He didn't have any coffee this morning, don't worry, let him take a nap.
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-Room: If you say so…Uhuh…
Baby-Jaws-is-yo-mama has begun to bitch.
Baby-Jaws-is-yo-mama: (…) Itachi-san! Guess what!?
Puppetry-is-a-religion: Itachi's not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep.
Baby-Jaws-is-yo-mama: Um…you didn't 'beep'
Puppetry-is-a-religion: Exactly. Now shut up.
Baby-Jaws-is-yo-mama: Screw you!
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-room: HEY! HE'S MINE! YEAH?!
Puppetry-is-a-religion: Shut up. Both of you, I'm trying to watch InuYasha and your message box keeps popping up!!
Baby-Jaws-is-yo-mama: InuYasha? Please, that show's storyline sucks.
Puppetry-is-a-religion: I know. The only good thing about it is the actors.
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-room: InuYasha-chan and Sesshoumaru-san are so dreamy! Kyaahhh!
Baby-Jaws-is-yo-mama: They are so gay.
Puppetry-is-a-religion: They're BROTHERS.
Baby-Jaws-is-yo-mama: So?
Puppetry-is-a-religion: One Word: Uchiha.
Baby-Jaws-is-yo-mama: AH! MY MENTAL EYE! IT'S BURNING!
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-room: No! The horror, the horror!! Yeah!
ItaIchaKistuneWuv has begun to bitch.
Baby-Jaws-is-yo-mama: Jesus Christ! How can you imagine Itachi and Sasuke fucking each other?!
(A/N: Replace 'can' with 'do')
ItaIchaKistuneWuv had bitched themselves out.
Baby-Jaws-is-yo-mama: Ah shit…
Puppetry-is-a-religion: Nice knowing you.
Baby-Jaws-is-yo-mama: It's your fault!
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-room: Yeah, maybe you can tell Itachi that before he conducts his torture. Hmm.
Puppetry-is-a-religion: I suggest you flee the country…now...run!
Baby-Jaws-is-yo-mama has bitched themselves out.
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-room: Think he'll be ok? Huh?
Puppetry-is-a-religion: Hell no, I just wanted him to be too out of breath when Itachi kills him so he can't say who gave him such an idea.
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-room: Oh…Sasori-danna? Yeah?
Puppetry-is-a-religion: What?
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-room: I'm sorry about the explosion…un…
Puppetry-is-a-religion: About damn time. Now come over to my room and lets fuck.
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-room: Yay!
Boom!-SASORI-in-my-room has bitched themselves out.
Puppetry-is-a-religion has bitched themselves out.
Mayday-Moderator has opened chat room to viewers, to leave a message, review.