#26: Never grab a boom box, place it near someone and repeat a song over and over again on max volume.

(Hades wished death was possible after three hours of Friday

Apollo was freaked out by me following him with Adele

Hera doesn't like Lonely Island much

Hermes did…)

#27: Don't call Poseidon's Trident the "Giant Pitchfork of Doom!" when in a battle.

(He looked at me weirdly and slowly walked a way

Zeus didn't get it…)

#28: Never play board games with the gods, it ALWAYS ends in disaster.

(Zeus is a bad loser, a lightning throwing bad loser.

Hades has a scary thinking face

Athena always wins, ALWAYS.

It turns out Apollo can make cards out of thin air

Cheating much?

Then the fights start…)

#29: Whenever Aphrodite and Hephaestus are together, never start singing bad romance.

(Aphrodite raised an eyebrow and glared at her husband

(Hephaestus just called her something that sounded like mutt…)

#30: Never randomly point to someone in the street and yell "titan!"

(Man, Ares destroyed that poor guy

We managed to find most of his body

But not his foot…)

#31: When watching the Shining, don't place two identical teen female dummies that look human directly outside the door.

(Artemis opened the door first

She threw the popcorn at them and hid under a table

And I recorded it…Blackmail time!)

#32: Don't get a small voodoo doll that looks like a god and start casually stabbing it with pins.

(Dionysus' eyes still twitch at me

Demeter was insulted to find out I used grain to fill it

Thought I was trying to kill her…maybe)

#33: Never convince the gods to have and IQ test, though the results were interesting…

(Athena-175

Hephaestus-146

Hera-125

Demeter-122

Poseidon-119

Hades-115

Artemis-105

Hermes-105

Dionysus-104

Apollo-93

Zeus-93

Aphrodite-78

Make of that what you will…)

#34: Whenever you see a god bending over, never say "Excuse me while I get a camera" or "Wait while I get the whipped cream!"

(Hera once again went satan on me

Apollo winked…I'm still scared to go near him)

#35: Whenever some says "don't do it", don't do it!

(I got twelve stitches after indoor race track incident

Then there was the human jousting with Hermes…ouch

Last but not least, the-truck-into-the-library-moment…Athena was pissed)

#36: Never see how long you can ghost someone

(Athena and Zeus knew within seconds and threw things at me

Apollo thought I was trying to assassinate him, haha

I had Aphrodite for nearly an hour, it turns out she was leading me into her bed room…again)

#37: Never quote Ironhide around Ares

(Ya feelin lucky, punk?-He pulls out a gun and starts firing at me

Punk-ass Decepticon! - He turns and Bitch slaps me

You have a rodent infestation-He notices I'm talking about his kids and starts throwing grenades…at my groin)

#38: Whenever Aphrodite offers 'counseling', kindly say no and run.

(It usually ends up with you in her room and Aphrodite asking about your most secret moments…while she's trying to slip a tablet in your water…five times)

#39: Never play Assassin's Creed with Ares or Hephaestus.

(Ares started to assassinate people from roof tops and TRYING to do free running…and fail badly in the process

Hephaestus made a hidden blade and went around trying to get people with it

Ares was his first target…now that was a fight!)

#40: Whenever in Battle, never throw a red tennis ball at an enemy and Say "Godda catch 'em all, Pokémon!"

(Self explanatory)

#41: When in the underworld, never accept any food Persephone gives you.

(Poor girl gets lonely so she tries to me stuck down here as well, typical)

#42: Never get a cardboard cutout of Kronos attached to a message saying "Zeus, I am your father" in a Darth Vader voice and place it Zeus' bedroom door.

(I could hear the explosion from my room

And the scream form Zeus two seconds before.)

#43: Never quote the 'inbetweeners', for gods sake

(Hermes tried making shirts that said 'pussay patrol' but Hera made him burn them.

Never compare Apollo to Jay, he gets very moody…even though everyone agrees.

Athena didn't like the shirts, so we put a pile on her bed)

#44: Singing in the shower is officially banned

(Zeus didn't like my tribute to Muse

Then Apollo copied me…and soon everyone was singing in the shower

Damn that trend went fast!)

#45: NEVER make fun of any ones accents

(Apollo learned the hard way not to make fun of my Australian accent, now he whimpers when I tap his back.

Ares got the message when I destroyed all of his weapons.

Ha! That shut him up!)

#46: Transformers is now banned from Olympus

(Hephaestus started making robots that transformed, that was okay

…until there was hundreds of them and he started a civil war between for fun

Zeus-not so happy when his Porsche Carrera GT transformed and started burning his beard off)

#47: When council meetings are boring, you have full permission to start annoying people

(I have a lovely bunch of coconuts-techno remix yeah!

Oh my god, you killed Kenny-everyone looks at you weirdly

The voices in my head speak Russian

It's Friday! Repeat x1000-it was priceless when Zeus got sound proof head phones and could still here me

Athena was confused, it was Tuesday)

#48: Never watch Inception with any one

(Everyone was confused mindless…except Athena of course, the smart-ass bitch)

#49: Blonde jokes are banned.

(Apollo took it to heart and locked himself in his room.

He knows we can alter our appearances, right?)

#50: Flammable objects are now banned from my presence

(Jeez, all I did was set Poseidon's beard on fire with a burning marshmallow

And Aphrodite's hair… along with Hades)

Another chapter of my guide to your survival. I hope you enjoyed and reviews would be very nice. Thank you!