The Black Butler and the Vampire Maid
Summary:After Ciel reluctantly hires a vampire to help him solve a huge crime, his life turns upside down. Not only for him, but for the whole manor. How will they ever survive this noisy, perverted, and practically psycho vampire?
*WARNINGS*
OCs
Randomness
Violence
Swearing
Retarded Crack Fic-ness
and Cookies
2."Samui De!" (It's Cold!")
"Holy sh*t Sebastian! What the hell? !"Rose screamed, as Sebastian poured cold water on her.
"Damn I thought you would melt and die!"Ciel groaned, disappointed.
"Heh, it'll take a lot more than a bucket of cold water to get me dead... Actually, all you have to do is-"
"CIEL! I f*cking peed my pants! What do I do? !"Finnian shouted.
"I DON'T GIVE A WHACK! PISS YOURSELF THEN!"Ciel retorted, as Rose stared at them amused.
"Young Lord, don't you think you should-"she tried, but Ciel slapped her, and Sebastian watched, wide eyed.
"SHUT UP B*TCH!"
"OOHHH NOOOO YOOOUUU DIIIIIDNNNN'T!"she said, waving her index finger in the air. "B*tch you wanna go?"
"BRING IT ON! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!"
"COME AT ME BRO! COME AT ME! THEN GO MAKE ME A F*CKING TACO CAUSE COO STOREH BROH!"she shouted, then she coughed up another dangerous amount of blood.
"HAHA! THAT'S WHAT YOU EFFING GET!"Ciel laughed. Out of nowhere that cat from Shugo Chara came in and ate some french fries, farted, and sand Circus by Britney Spears, and they all died of the toxic cat-fart gas. THE END.