H: Pidge

H: Pidge…

H: Piiiiiiiidge

H: Pidge, pick up

H: Pidge, I know you're seeing these

H: this thing shows if you've so much as glanced at it you know

P: Sorry, hands were full and I didn't want to use voice to type in front of Hunk

H: Oh, sorry. Is this a bad time?

P: It depends.

P: If you're a malfunctioning goo machine with a fried Altean motherboard-

P: it's a very, bad time

P: If you're a friend who needs to vent

P: Perfect timing!

H: These damn rich kids are giving me hives

P: Literally?

H: No, but hives would be preferable

P: What happened?

H: I was sent to do the shopping and given a list

P: ...

P: Is that all?

H: Sorry, got a text from Brainless about tomorrow

P: How is Tamaki?

H: Same as usual

P: You have my deepest sympathies

P: Soooooo what happened today?

H: Ok, so I went to the store on my way to school

H: This is the grocery store I go to all the time

H: So it's stuff I'm used to, okay?

H: Important for the story

P: Got it. Please continue

H: One of the items on the list was coffee

H: I get the cheapest one because it's what you do right?

P: Of course

H: Sunshine sees it and starts going on and on about commoners' coffee

H: Apparently he's never had instant coffee before

P: Ah, instant coffee…

P: Tastes like mud but it gives you the buzz

H: Exactly!

H: Thank you!

P: So what did Tamaki do with the peasant coffee

H: Commoner coffee

P: Same difference

H: To him? Yeah

H: He had me "prepare it" for him to taste

H: Like it was the biggest production for me to mix water and coffee granules together

P: What did he think of it?

H: Who knows? I don't think he even tried it

H: He spent the next 20 minutes offering to let the reluctant girls drink it from his lips

H: They'd "faint" at the thought and he'd have to give them

H: mouth 2 mouth

H: Which caused more "fainting"

P: Gross

H: Yeah

H: The day kind of went downhill from there

P: Sometimes it's the little things I miss the most

P: Like instant coffee

P: Working food goo machines

P: Then some dumb boy has to come in and mess it up permanently for me

H: Haven't had any luck then?

P: Nah, it was a long shot in the first place

P: Hunk will be heartbroken

P: Maybe Coran, too

H: No one else?

P: lol

P: No

H: What happened?

P: I don't know for sure

P: the guilty parties aren't saying anything

P: but I'm 99.9% sure Lance was involved

H: sounds about right

H: Hey, my dad's home. I've gotta go

P: Okay.

P: Hope tomorrow's better

H: Thanks, but that'll only happen if Tamaki's out sick

H: …

H: maybe

P: lol- good night

H: Night!

P: The next time Keith comes to me for a little help with something you are to remind me that I will never, ever, ever help him again!

P: And he OWES ME!

H: uh, hi

H: what happened

P: Not much

H: you seem pretty upset for not much happening

P: that's because I was in an UNNECESSARY fight for my life!

P: and it's ALL KEITH'S FAULT!

H: What did he ask you to do?

P: just some erasing of the castle's video feeds

P: And disconnecting the alarm system in the

P: training room- child's play really

H: why were you erasing the castle's video feed?

H: as well as the alarm system?

P: Because I needed to make sure that no one had proof that Keith

P: is a rotten

P: no good

P: evil

P: PRANKSTER!

P: he even got me!

P: I'll never live it down if Matt finds out

P: I did keep a copy of the feeds for my files though

H: What did Keith do now? -_-

P: First of all he's been talking about "space ghosts" for the last two weeks

P: He kept shying away from shadows

P: And walking into our rooms in the early hours

P: Saying that he was following a noise

H: Sounds suspiciously like Hikaru and Kaoru! ^_^ Lol!

H: Maybe Tamaki! Lol! ^-^

P: Probably. Wouldn't put it past them.

P: I doubt Tamaki has the stamina to sustain this level of pranking

P: anyway…

P: We all just thought it was the Galra coming out in Keith

P: But Coran and Allura said they've never seen anything like this

P: So we had no idea what was going on

P: And everyone started getting a little jumpy.

P: So finally this morning

P: He walks in here and says that he needs a "little favor"

H: This isn't going to end well.

P: You are so right

P: Apparently he spent the twenty minutes I bought him

P: Going into the controls of the training simulator

P: and just crossing every wire he could find

P: Unplugging parts

P: and making a general mess of the controls

H: Sounds like Honey when he's hyper.

P: lol

P: I wouldn't have put it that way, but yeah

H: He's literally bouncing off walls when he's had too much sugar.

H: He's got a major sweet tooth.

P: Keith doesn't have that excuse

P: So, I was watching him but all I could see was that he spent some time under the controls

P: I didn't know he'd gone quiznacking crazy under there

H: What happens after that?

H: I need to know!

P: Thankfully we all were down there with our bayards and full armor because everything went haywire

P: the invisible walls went up and down randomly

P: with Hunk on top of one!

H: Poor Hunk!

H: I wish I could've seen that!

P: I'll try to send you the video

P: Lance was running around yelling about space ghosts

P: while being chased by one of the fighting droids set to about 20

P: which left Shiro trying to assess the greatest threat

P: and I was trying to decide whether or not to help the pack of crazed bots attacking Keith

H: Why should you?

H: He's the one who turned the fighting droids up to about 20

P: Exactly!

P: We nearly DIED because of Keith's prank!

H: Well, now Keith learned his lesson.

H: Never set a Battle Droid up that high!

P: Oh Keith learned a lesson

P: and I plan on teaching him another one

P: he has to include me completely on any other pranks involving tech because otherwise we could die!

H: Isn't that a bit much?

P: that is actually an understatement.

P: which is something that I will be discussing with Keith very soon

H: oh! really?

P: yeah. I've got to teach him it's hard to laugh when you're being frozen in the vacuum of space

P: It's just lucky for us that Allura's magic was able to shut everything down

H: I am so glad that you and the rest got out of there safely!

H: I wouldn't know what I would have done if you guys hadn't made it out!

P: aw, thanks!

P: but I wouldn't say we all got out safely

H: What do you mean? Who didn't make it out?!

P: *snickers*

P: Well if I happened to be between Lance and Keith when the lights went out

P: and I accidentally staggered into each of them

P: and my bayard just happened to still be on

P: because who knew if the drones were coming back?!

P: and I just happened to use my bayard on both of them… maybe a little more on Keith

P: *shrugs* what can I say?

H: *giggles* I can't believe you actually did that!

H: I wish I had your bayard to use on both Hikaru and Kaoru

H: I would like to shock those two troublemakers at times! Lol!

P: LOL! maybe next time we visit I can let you borrow mine for a bit

P: Oh gotta go. Hunk says Coran needs me to help them fix the simulator

H: Ok! Can't wait to see or talk/text you next time!

H: I need to get going, too. We have some customers that just walked in the host club! I'd better go help Tamaki. He always needs my help! Ttyl!

P: Alright! Later!