Authors note: I AM SO SORRY about how much that chapter sucked! I didn't intend it to be short but I wanted it to have a really cute cliffhanger... oh, and did you get the Google-Gaagle joke? ...anyways... here's chapter two, everybody! :D Oh, and the * thing means that Marshall Lee is doing his weird little hissy face thing... so yeah, enjoy!

After Cake had regained her conscious, Fionna and the bunny began heading towards Marshall Lee's house.

"No! Fionna! DO NOT, FOR THE LOVE OF GLOB, GO TO MARSHALL LEE'S HOUSE! I'm tellin' you, that vampire is baddd news!"

Fionna rolls her eyes at her adopted sister. Sometimes Cake can be so weird, she thought.

"DON'T YOU ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME, HUNNI! MAMA CAKE KNOWS BEST! AND MAMA CAKE IS TELLIN YOU, THAT VAMPIRE BOY IS DANGEROUS!" Cake screamed.

Fionna stopped walking and turned around.

"Hey Cake, are you coming or not? Because I might just go without you... ."

"NO! BAYBI I'M COMIN'!" Cake said as she ran to catch up with her sister.

*Knock Knock Knock*

Marshall Lee opens the door.

"Fionna? Cake? Why are you two weenies here? I thought you guys were out adventuring. Oh, and why is there a bunny on my doorstep?"

"Hey Marshall. This is bunny and he`s here because he wants to learn how to be a king, and you`re like the only king we know so-"

"You want to learn how to be a king, huh? Well you've come to the right place. Have a seat."

He pointed towards his couch, which was famous for being very uncomfortable.

"Oh no, I'm fine, I can st-"

"SIT."

The bunny sat.

"Okay bunny. I'm going to explain this in a series of different lessons. But first, I have something to give you." Marshall Lee floated all the way from the living room to his bedroom and grabbed something. Then he handed a moleskine notebook to him. "This is your king journal. Write down everything I say in it." He then noticed how unusually nice he was being to the bunny so he decide to finish his sentence with "OR DIE. Hissssss*!".

The bunny gulped and accepted the book.

"Lesson one: Crowns"

"You might be wondering why I am teaching you this on account of the fact that I don't have a crown. WELL I DO! HISSSSS! It's just at the Nighosphere. I don't wear it because: A, I don't need to wear it here because I am not the king of anything here and nobody would actually recognize me and B, Crowns are for prisses. But man, you look like the kind of guy who could rock his crown. Anyways, there are many shapes of crowns, blah blah blah, let's get to the point. If you want people to know you're a king, you HAVE to wear a crown. I recommend getting your crowns from Choose Goose because she will pretty much give you one for free, but you have to do a stupid favor for her or something. "

Marshall Lee finished talking and the bunny quickly scribbled everything he had said down. Fionna yawned.

"What? You don't like my lessons, Fi? Are they boring? Do I bore you? "

"Well, yeah..I guess so... " `

"Well that's too bad, Fionna. Anyways, moving on to...LESSON TWO: BEHAVIOR! "

"The way you act towards your people is WAY IMPORTANT. So if you think that you can treat your people like crap and get away with it, YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN, MY FRIEND. If you want you people to respect you and stuff, you need to listen to them. But if people are all demanding and are all like 'Mr. King, can I have a unicorn? Mr. King, can I have free money? Mr. King, can you lower our taxes?' then you go all 'I'll consider that now please get the heck out of my office' on them. So yeah, that's pretty much it. Help them and they'll help you."

"Next lesson...LADIEEEZZZZZZ"