Author's Note: Thanks so much for the reviews. :) Here's the next chapter~
Disclaimer: I don't own the Slayers series, nor do I own Facebook. Though, I really wish that I owned FB right now... I could use the money to pay off student loans...
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Welcome To Facebook
Chapter Two.
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Amelia's heart thumped as Mr. Zelgaddis' page began to load. For whatever reason, it was taking forever. When the page loaded, she stared at his picture, "Mr. Zelgaddis really needs a new profile picture... a photo that just has text that says Contact If You Know of a Cure is really boring..." Amelia then began to read his latest status post: It has come to my attention that this ruins in the middle of the desert is a total and complete waste of time. I'm regretting spending several days walking here just to locate a rare photo of an extinct bird.
Amelia thought about what she could say to him... she wanted to make a nice comment to lift up his spirits, though, she didn't want to seem like she was stalking his page. Amelia sat at her computer for about five minutes, when someone responded to his status.
Lina Inverse: Geez Zel... you're still searching for a clue to a cure? I thought that Rezo said it was impossible... oh well. Did you pick up the rare bird photo?
Amelia face palmed. Leave it to Ms. Lina to write such a mean comment. Amelia figured that she needed to write something towards Ms. Lina, yet... if she wrote towards Lina, that would mean that Zelgaddis would know that she's reading his posts and not only his posts but the comments under the post. She began to freak out a bit about this.
Zelgaddis: I had no intention taking such a photo... besides... someone we all know took it before my very eyes.
Lina: I NEED ANSWERS! WHO TOOK MY PHOTO?
Zelgaddis: Who else would take it? That stupid mazoku of course...
Lina: XELLOS! I NEED THAT PHOTO... NOW!
Zelgaddis: Just what I need... you tagging Xellos in a post on my page... .
Lina: Shut it Zel! That photo is probably worth a ton! Xellos has no use for it!
Gourry: How about you meet up with this Xellos guy...
When Amelia read that Gourry was butting into the conversation, she began to get some hope, "That's right! If Mr. Gourry can comment on here, then there's no problem for me to comment!"
Amelia: Mr. Zelgaddis! Your appearance is perfectly fine! You should quit searching for a cure and stay in Seiryuun! I would like... I mean... my father would like... and ummm... everyone in the castle would love... to see you again... And MS. LINA! YOUR GREEDY TREASURE-HUNTING SELF SHOULDN'T BE SPAMMING MR. ZELGADDIS'S PAGE!
Amelia smiled as her comment posted.
Xellos: Oh come on Lina... is this ugly painting really worth anything?
Zelgaddis: I would like it if you two talked about this dumb painting elsewhere...
Xellos: Nonsense! I was already tagged here to talk about it, so why move the conversation elsewhere?
Amelia sighed, "I'm... being... ignored..."
Lina: In any case, it's a rare item, so I need it!
Xellos: ... What would you do for this painting?
Zelgaddis: If this conversation continues here... I'm blocking both of you...
Lina: Xellos... how about you talk to me via private messaging...
Amelia just stared at the screen. She couldn't believe that everyone ignored her post. She was a bit upset, but mainly... disappointed that Mr. Zelgaddis didn't say anything back. Amelia sighed to herself and went to her own profile. Nothing could destroy her day more than Zelgaddis ignoring her post.
"Maybe I should make a status... Hmmm..."
Amelia: :'(
Amelia posted her status, then decided to look at her notifications. Apparently, she had over 100 game requests. She eyed the first request Farmville. The request came from Pokota and he even added a small note to the request: Please be my neighbor! We can fight justice together! Amelia clenched her fists, "OF COURSE POKOTA! I WILL JOIN YOU IN THIS NOBLE QUEST!"
Before she realized it... Amelia was playing too many games to count and went crazy sending all sorts of requests to all of her friends. Not only that, but she found that making her own castle towns, bringing up her own farm, making her own city... all of it was just plain fun. She was so involved with the games that she didn't realize that people commented on her status.
Filia: Ms. Amelia... is everything ok?
Phil: Daughter! Come down and talk to me about it! Whatever is troubling you must be fixed!
Lina: It's not like you to be down Amelia...
Gourry: You must be sad because Lina at the last piece of ham... oh wait... you didn't know about that. That's why I'm sad... she tricked me again... anyways, you should eat some ham... that will make you feel better.
Zelgaddis: Amelia?
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After his post being ignored for a few hours, Phil decided that he would have to go find Amelia and ask her if everything was alright. When he opened up the door to her room, he noticed that Amelia seemed to be a completely different person... the room was completely dark and Amelia was cackling... Figuring that an evil being attacked his precious daughter, Phil ran in and shook Amelia, "What's wrong? Is everything alright? Why's it so dark and-" Before Phil could finish Amelia spoke up, "Daddy! Everything's fine! I was just laughing because I completely destroyed the evil doer's ship that tried to invade my base! Daddy! This website is amazing! Certainly you must join me in the quest of justice! These games... they need us to make sure that nothing goes wrong! I sent you requests... you must become my ally..." Phil was stunned, yet, Amelia's speech spoke right to his heart, "Daughter! I will join your side and fight evil!"
Phil then began to become obsessed with the games...
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Filia: This trip in the mountains is horrible! After getting attacked by monkeys... I ended up falling into a giant pit of mud. I just want to be home and see my beautiful baby boy!
-Xellos likes this-
Xellos: I'm sad that I missed the sight... Leave it to a golden dragon to not last a whole day out in the mountains...
Filia: Xellos! How is Val? What are you doing with him?
Xellos: Val is perfectly fine... he's very good at picking up some small tricks. I'm sure that you'll be impressed.
Filia: Tricks? What kind of tricks?
Xellos: Oh... you'll see when you get back...
Jillas: I swear Boss! It's terrible! Somehow I ended up with ink around my eyes!
Filia: Ink?
Xellos: Oh ignore him Filia... anyways, Val is fine. If you look at my facebook, I have a whole album entitled: My Son and Me!
Filia: HE'S NOT YOUR SON!
Gourry: Umm... I just thought that I would update you two... the website now has 5344 likes...
Filia: PEOPLE ARE LIKING THAT PAGE?
Xellos: ... they obviously have no taste...
Lina: What's funny is that your Lord Beastmaster liked it too...
Xellos: WHAT?
Martina: I liked it! And I love all the comments that I've read on it so far! I agree with a bunch of the people there! It would be great if after you two get married you make your house a pirate ship!
Filia: What's this about a pirate ship?
Martina: Oh ho ho ho! All the craze! People think that it would be awesome if you two lived in a pirate ship! I just became a fan of "If One Million People Like This Page the Dragon and Monster Will Live in a Pirate Ship"
Xellos: ... I never agreed to that one...
Filia: This is insane! Who created such a page?
Lina: So Xellos... are you going to give me that photo or not? ;)
Xellos: Absolutely not. Just because you created a stupid pirate house page doesn't mean that you'll get your way!
Lina: Have it your way... I've got a lot of followers on this website so... Have fun in the next few hours...
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Lina smirked and then wrote her newest status. She was going to make sure that no matter what, Xellos would give her that rare item.
Lina: Please check out my newest album! You'll regret it if you don't!
Lina smiled as she looked through her new album titled: Xellos Makes An Adorable Girl! Inside the album, Xellos was dressed in various different dresses while wearing make-up. "If this doesn't get him to cough up the rare photo... then I'll just have to go more hardcore!"