Chapter 1
Bilbo yawned finally getting up from bed. He looked around for his friends from the journey. "Surely they would turn up?" He thought to himself. But then he remembered what happened to his house last time. Bilbo saw Sting hanging out his chest of gold. He grabbed it and pulled it out the chest. He looked at it astonished by the beautiful blade even though he had seen it more than twenty times. "I think I might be getting rusty." Bilbo told himself swinging it. He remembered last time when he accidently scarred his neighbors pig. "Still I can give it a try." He shrugged as he thrust his sword and sent himself over his pile of books. He had a wide cut on his leg not deep but it hurt. "Not in this hobbit hole ever again." He said as he tried not to concentrate on the pain. He put Sting back in the chest.
Bilbo was on his way to bandage his leg when he heard banging on his door. "Injured hobbit! Don't come in." he yelled looking for the bandages. There was another knock on the door. He finally found the bandage behind some dwarf beer. "How old is this?" he asked himself as he took the dwarf beer and the bandages. He wrapped his leg and the pain was basically gone. He then opened the door and saw twelve dwarves standing in his door way. "Hiya Bilbo." Kili or Fili said at the back. "Wha- " Bilbo said lost for words. Dwalin snatched the beer bottle. "Thanks laddie." He said unscrewing it. "How did you know we were coming."
"What's going on now?" Bilbo asked slightly stuttering. The light air around them died away. It felt dark now. "What's wrong?" Bilbo repeated his question. "It's Thorin. He's gone. He left Erebor to go to the Iron Hills and he disappeared." Gloin said behind Balin. "Well come in and let's talk." Bilbo murmured. As soon as they disappeared Bilbo knew his house was in trouble of twelve very inconsiderate dwarves. "So you can tell me now." Bilbo said over the loud noises in the dining room. "Not over an empty stomach." Bofur cried out to Bilbo. "Oh no." Bilbo said as the dwarves shot up and grabbed all the food in sight. After about twenty precious minutes the dwarves were chewing on all of Bilbo's food.
"So now that my foods all gone you can tell me." Bilbo muttered. "Oh I'll tell him." Said Oin "Thorin's gone. Gandalf's missing too and- "Wait Gandalf's missing!" Bilbo asked yelling wide eyed. Gandalf was one of the only reasons they lived through the quest last time and if Thorin and Gandalf were missing things were going to be bad this time. "Shut up and listen laddie he's not done!" Dwalin shouted. "Don't yell at Bilbo fat head!" Kili growled. "Your too wet behind the ears to know what I can do dwarfing!" Dwalin shouted back. "Don't speak to my brother like that!" Fili said launching himself at Dwalin.
It was almost every dwarf for themselves. It looked like every sibling teamed up to fight the next person. Somehow Fili and Kili dived at Dwalin but hit Oin and Gloin. Ori, Dori, and Nori were trying to handle Bombur and Bifur which looked very difficult. The other broke family utensils and glass on each other's heads. The only one who wasn't fighting was Balin who seemed to be calm. "Don't you care about Thorin enough to stop fighting long enough!" growled Bilbo who seemed to lose his temper. Everyone turned to him. "He's right loyalty to the king!" Kili said as he let go of Gloin's beard. Fili sighed as Oin was about to punch him put kept his fist in midair as the fighting stopped.
"As I he was saying." Bofur said rubbing his hand over his black eye. "The king of Mirkwood is also gone and those elves keep blaming us because we're evil demons I guess." "Is it the orcs or something?" Bilbo asked looking at the dwarves. "We highly suspect it but Azog is dead and the orcs are hiding and trying to regrow." Said Dori who was making tea for Balin. "It's very difficult to tell. But the Mirkwood elves might help us. We were allies in the battle of five armies why would they attack us if our king is missing as well." Balin said as the others muttered things about the elves. "I would not join with them even if it cost my life!" Dori yelled loud to everyone can hear him. "Shut up you!" Dwalin said pointing his finger at him. "Say it to my face!" Dori yelled which was much unlike him. "I guess loss of king is making them angry." Bilbo thought.
"We need are old group back. That's all." Balin said louder so all fights broke up to listen. "But we don't have a leader." Fili mumbled. Everyone looked at him. "What? This means everyone thought the same idea at the same time and they want something done." Fili said looking around. Everyone nodded at the same time. "You are the heir to the throne." Balin explained. "So you lead!" Dori said even though he thought it he was still catching on. "Perfect leader big brother." Kili smiled.
"My first rule of business is that we go to sleep for the night." He said all Thorin like. Everyone liked that idea. "Wait so am I coming?" Bilbo asked. "Of course you are idiot." Dwalin said playfully as he downed the rest of the dwarfish beer. All the dwarves went to the family room leaving half ate food on the table. "What a night." Bilbo said as he got into bed. Ori was already there. "Get your own bed." He said pushing him out the bed.
Bilbo decided to sleep on the floor. "Goodnight." Bilbo sighed.
"Goodnight."
"Gnight Bilbo."
"Goodnight."
"Very goodnight."
"Goodnight."
"Goodnight!"
"Goodgoodgoodgoodnight."
"Shut up."
"Goodnight."
"I won't stab you!"
"Get your foot out my face! Goodnight Bilbo."
"Goodnight!"
"Goodnight!" Dwalin said as he burped and farted at the same time.
"How did you do that? I wanna try."
"Practice makes perfect." Dwalin said farting like a rocket.
Laughs echoed from the room. "I think Bilbo's asleep." Said Kili. "Get me a cup fulla water." Bilbo groaned. "I am not asleep Kili!" Bilbo said slightly muffled. "Well go to sleep ok." Kili replied. "Ok sure." Bilbo said sarcastically. Kili tried eight times to try to put his hand in the cup but finally he stopped when Dwalin told him to leave Bilbo alone by throwing a cup at his head.
Bilbo drifted off to sleep to see a skeleton who was lying in a dungeon like place. "Where am I?" Bilbo asked himself. The skeleton got up. "Hello Bilbo Baggins whose dreams should have fairies." The skull chuckled. "Who are y- Bilbo tried to ask. "I'm Fijlor and you are my enemy. I have your friends Gandalf and Thorin and I wanted to tell you that you will die." Fijlor smiled which looked like his jaws parted.
"I just wanted to put you on end you see. So when you die you will know when and where." Fijlor said looking upon Bilbo. "You don't scare me!" Bilbo stuttered. "I won't kill you. It would be a waste of me and my master's time. My master will not like my time wasted at all…" Fijlor's voice trailed off suddenly. "What are you?" Bilbo asked curiosity taking over his fear.
Fijlor gave a shudder. He then looked at Bilbo everything went black. A second later he saw a black haired man getting killed by an elf. He then saw two armies fighting. A group of orcs on one side and orc, trolls, and goblins on the other. "You were evil! You should have died." Bilbo said with understanding. "No. Those were the trolls and orcs that raised me. Malgoth called them failures because they wanted no war or bloodshed for anyone." His voice sounded hollow. "They raised me when my parents left me to die. How are humans good when they leave a baby to die near an orc cave? If they weren't good they would have killed me. But they raised me better than my parents could. Sauron had a curse on me before I knew. When my hatred for humans reached its limits I would become his servant forever. But it took my death and the death of my family for my hatred to reach its limit." Bilbo looked at him sort of saddened by what had happened.
They were back in the dungeon. "Not one person has seen that except Sauron and Malgoth. But you I showed easily. I wonder why." He asked himself. "But anyway we are talking about you." "You talk a lot for a dead guy." Bilbo said trying to stall. "There is no reason to stall my dear hobbit." He laughed. "This conversation is almost over." He smiled again trying to reassure him. "But do not tell your dwarfish friends or well they might die as well. I'm sorry to say but I might curse you as well. Your different and I don't like that about you hobbit not at all." He whispered. "Where are you going?" Bilbo asked. He walked around Bilbo making Bilbo uneasy. "My dear little hobbit." He said leaning down. "I have to destroy the free armies of middle earth. My army is here and I have to wake up or master will kill me." Fijlor smiled uneasily looking at Bilbo. He turned to black smoke and was gone.
Bilbo was now in the cell but with Gandalf. "Hello Bilbo." Gandalf said giving a good natured smile. "Are you really here?" Bilbo asked suddenly. "In my dreams yes I am." Gandalf said tilting his head a little. Bilbo was very confused still. "I don't understand where you are?" Bilbo asked another question. "No more questions Bilbo. I have limited time and my magic is draining in this cell. You have until the eclipse to save middle earth or else you and all the dwarves your with will be nothing more than ash piles." Gandalf said very grimly. "What must we do? Wait that's a question? So will you answer it or what?" Bilbo asked head swirling. "Well it's a question but you must take down the main castle near Angmar. Get allies and do well." Gandalf said disappearing a little. "What are you going to do? Break out or fight giant monsters or coming here and blow your pipe." Bilbo let out weird things that were in his mind together. Gandalf laughed. "Worry about Bilbo not me. But if you must know I am with Bard, Thorin, and Thranduil and two of them are still sour because it took Thorin a whole Orc attack filled with monsters and giant eagles to hand over some money." Gandalf sighed. "Well good luck." Bilbo said.
"But Bilbo do you mean good luck as you're wishing me luck or do you want my luck to be good." Gandalf loudly disappearing. "Both I guess Bilbo said one second before Gandalf vanished. Bilbo was in the darkness alone. "Fijlor was right. I miss the fairies." Bilbo muttered in the darkness.
A second later Bilbo Baggins woke up from his disturbed slumber just to hear dwarves snoring.