"First things first" says Otis Cow Man. "We have to go to England." Johnny says "But how" and Otis Cow Man is quite. He then says "Crusie liner." So Johnny and Otis Cow Man bought two tickest for a ship. At docks Johnny yell "WHO IS THAT" and Otis Cow Man says "Oh thats Simba Lion Man we went to med scool together." Johnny says "Oh okay." Otis Cow Man yell at Simba Lion Man "HELLO SIMBA LION MAN WOULD YOU LIKE A TICKET FOR THE SHIP" and Simba Lion Man yells "I WOULD LIKE A TICKET FOR THE SHIP YES GIVE IT TO ME" so Otis Cow Man did.
1 day later Johnny Otis Cow Man and Simba Lion Man are relaxing on ship when suddenly the intercom yells "THERE IS AN ICE BERG" and ship hits it. And then ship was TITANIC! Ship began to sank so Johnny Otis Cow Man and Simba Lion Man run to small boat for leaveing. Then they get in a boat with a guy in it and it lowers YAY! "And I did not have to shoot anybody" said Otis Cow Man to guy and guy says "I am Leonardo DiCaprio famous Titanic man" and Otis Cow Man says "Okay we're going to England do you want to come" and Leonardo DiCaprio says yes. Then they sail to England to solve the mysety of MAGIC AT HOGWARTS!