Lynn: ELLO!! We're back with the second chapter of –plays dramatic music- SURVIVING SUMMER!!
Liza: -Applause-
Joe: -Ha ha, still not here- Why can't I be in the Author's Note… and where the hell is Ally?
Liza: Because we hate you…
Lynn: … And she went to go get a soda! YAY!!
Liza: You know, I kind of miss the Sand Sibs.
Lynn: Yeah… Let's torture them later! Anywho, we'd like to thank Subuku no Jess, ChristinaAngel, Mihael Jeevas, Cats Gloves and Chicken Soup, ilikelickingwindows, Naomi-rox, and of course Soelcaey, Shino's Girl 14, and jaydeavis for reviewing! YAY!! And, if you favorited us or anything like that, then thank you! Unfortunately I'm still organizing my e-mail, but I'll remember you next time!
Liza: Unorganized freak… Are you going to start the story now?
Lynn: MAYBE!!
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Chapter Two: I'm still too lazy to give these things titles! YAY ME!!
Lynn, Joe, and Ally stood in complete shock at the site before them. There, in the middle of the kitchen, were nine individuals dressed in black cloaks with red clouds. Joe and Lynn immediately knew what this meant, and began backing away from the kitchen. Ally, on the other hand, was clueless.
"Joe, are these more of your relatives?"
"Sure… I'm related to a blue man with gills."
"What?"
"Nothing, just…. Nothing." Joe said cautiously, keeping his eyes glued to the Akatsuki members in his kitchen.
Finally, after what felt like forever, the Akatsuki member all turned towards the terrified teens. No one really knew what they should say, so they all just stared at each other. That is, until one brave soul so eloquently said:
"Where the fuck are we?" Yep, that's Hidan for you. Extreme class!
"Yeah, and who the hell are they?" Kisame also questioned, reaching for Samehada. Joe smiled weakly and looked to Lynn for support. Lynn, however, was still trying to figure out what was going on. Ally was… Ally.
"Um, hello? What the fuck's with the attitudes? You're the God damned idiots who broke into our house!" The blue haired girl screamed, stepping towards the Akatsuki.
Lynn tapped Ally on the shoulder. "Um, technically, it's Joe's house."
"True. What they hell are you doing in Joe's house? If you want to rob and/or kill him, then that's fine. However, do not speak to us with an attitude."
"What the fuck makes you think a little bitch like you can talk to us like that?" Hidan countered (Kind of). Alright, so it wasn't really a counter, but it still sounded scary! What, it was loud!
Lynn cringed. "Guys, if you keep cursing, I'll have to rate this story M. So pl-
"Bitch."
"Bastard."
"That's enough."
The two immediately stopped as the leader of the Akatsuki came forward. Joe took this opportunity to cover Ally's mouth before she said something stupid. Which she inevitably would!
Pein sighed. "Now, can you children tell us what village we're in? If you don't, I'm afraid we'll have to take action against you three."
"Sorry dude, but you're not in a village." Joe said, releasing Ally. "You're on Virginia Beach… Virginia."
Lynn nodded, relieved. Good, so they have no clue what's going on! At least that means they don't know about Gaara…Why do Naruto characters keep following me?
"This is ridiculous!" Konan said, standing by Pein. "How stupid do you think we are? Now, tell us the truth."
Joe sighed. "I am, I swear! I mean, do you really think I would lie to a group of very scary and obviously delusional burglars! Look at my back up! Although Ally could probably kick some ass, Lynn couldn't even kill a fly!"
"HEY!"
"He has a point, un." Deidara said as he looked through the kitchen cabinets. "Look at this cereal! Fruit Loops?"
"Those are Lynn's!"
"No they're not."
Pein held up his hand in an attempt to calm the current chaos. "Deidara and Sasori please take the two girls out of the room and question them. Hidan and Kakuzu, you take the annoying boy. Zetsu and Konan, I want you two to search the main floor of this house. Itachi and Kisame, you take the top floor. Go."
The Akatsuki members nodded and immediately went to work. Pein sighed as he heard curses on either side of him. It was one of those days!
………………………………..Lynn and Ally………………………………………
The two girls sat down quietly across from the artists. Part of Lynn was ecstatic to be in the same room as one of her favorite Naruto characters, Deidara! On the other hand, he was quite scary and was questioning them. So, yeah, that kind of ruined the excitement.
"So… Are you two related, yeah."
"Deidara!"
"Well what else am I supposed to ask them, yeah!"
Ally and Lynn looked at each other. "Um, you seem to say 'yeah' a lot." Ally pointed out in a desperate attempt to make conversation. "Do you have some kind of speech impediment or something?"
"What are you talking about, yeah?"
"SEE! You just did it!"
"Did what, yeah?!"
"Hey brat!" Sasori shouted over the noise. "If you're not going to do anything useful, then just shut up and let me question them."
Deidara nodded as Lynn shut Ally up (Covering her mouth, works every time). Sasori sighed and rubbed his head before he continued. "Alright, so what can you two tell me exactly where we are?"
"Well, don't panic, but I think you guys may be from a different dimension." Lynn said quickly.
Sasori, Deidara, and Ally all looked at her with a 'what-the-hell-are-you-talking-about' look on their faces. And, honestly, Lynn did seem a little crazy. Finally, Sasori spoke up.
"Um… what?"
Alright, so he didn't really speak so much as gape, but it was something! Deidara, on the other hand, was simply in shock because these two girls were still alive. Sasori had more patience than he though! And Ally was surprised that her friend would give such a bizarre answer when both of their lives were in danger. She was an air head at times, but she wasn't stupid.
"Well, that kind of makes sense, yeah."
"It does?!" Sasori, Ally, and Lynn all said in unison.
Sasori thought for a second. "Well, I guess that explains why none of them knew who we were… and why we haven't been attacked by Konoha ninjas… and why these people have weird clothing… and why we're speaking English without a corny dub-
"What?"
"Nothing. However, this does all make sense." Sasori said. "So, if we're not in our dimension, then what dimension are we in?"
Lynn shrugged. "I'm not sure what the official name for it is. Sorry."
"This has been extremely easy, yeah." Deidara said standing up. "I wonder how Hidan is handling your friend."
……………………………Your Friend(Joe)………………………………….
"WILL YOU JUST FUCKING TELL US SOMETHING ALREADY!!"
Kakuzu watched as Joe didn't even flinch. Honestly, Kakuzu was extremely impressed with Joe. For a scrawny little guy, Joe had nerves of steel (From Temari screaming at him).
"Hidan, acting like a screaming idiot obviously isn't working on him."
"I DON'T CARE! I'M GONNA FUCKING MURDER YOU IN A SECOND IF YOU DON'T START TALKING!"
Joe sighed, but remained silent. His strategy was to remain silent until the two Akatsuki members snapped. So far, Hidan was the only one who snapped. DARN YOU KAKUZU AND YOUR PATIENCE!
"Listen, kid, we are technically under orders not to kill you. However, you are beginning to get on both of our nerves. So, if my partner here attempts to kill you, let's just say I won't stop him." Kakuzu said, sounding very scary. " So, I'll ask you one more time, where are we."
Joe sighed. "You two don't have much patience, do you?"
Hidan had finally had enough and jumped over the table in an attempt to kill Joe. Kakuzu stood back and watched, not even attempting to stop the psychotic immortal. Joe… Joe ran for dear life out of the room.
"Hey guys we- What the hell?"
Everyone stopped what they were doing and turned towards the doorway. Sasori stood there for a minute, not sure if he should ask what was going on or if he should just turn around and walk away. After a few more minutes of staring, the puppet master turned around without a word and left the room.
"Wow… He was surprisingly calm about that."
"Yeah… I'M STILL GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU!!"
"Running now!"
Kakuzu sighed and walked out of the room to find Sasori. The red head was back in his interrogation spot, telling Deidara about something. On the opposite side of them, Ally and Lynn were… actually, they really weren't doing anything.
"Hey, Sasori, what were you going to say?" Kakuzu asked impatiently.
"Well, we discussed it, and we decided that we're in another dimension."
Kakuzu sat there for a minute. "… What the hell brought you to that conclusion?"
"Well." Deidara said unsurely. "It actually makes a lot of sense when you stop and think about it, yeah."
"YOU BETTER RUN, 'CUASE YOU'RE A FUCKING DEAD MAN!"
"Language." Lynn chirped up as Joe flew into the room and hid behind her.
Hidan soon followed, his scythe in hand. "DON'T YOU FUCKING HIDE BEHIND A GIRL YOU LITTLE PANSY ASS!"
"Language." Lynn said again as Joe jumped from her couch to the one that Deidara and Sasori were on.
"Save me."
Sasori sighed and rubbed his temples. "Look, we don't have time for this. Hidan, out the weapon down before Leader sees you and-
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING DOLL, HE DESERVES TO DIE!"
"Language."
"I have to agree with him." Ally said happily. Yeah, Ally and happy… scary. Ssori, on the other hand was quickly losing it.
"Hidan, jus-
"What are you doing?"
Lynn looked up and saw what the most terrifying sight she's ever seen is possibly: Itachi Uchiha. The boy was looming over the couch, his stone face focused on Hidan. Then on Joe. Then back on Hidan. Finally, Itachi focused on the other three Akatsuki members.
"Well, twig boy wasn't answering any of our questions so Hidan snapped and started trying to kill him. So, yeah…that's where you came in."
Itachi nodded as Pein and the others walked down stairs. "So, what do we know?" Pein asked, looking around the room.
"We believe we're in an alternate universe, yeah." Deidara declare from the couch.
Pein thought for a second. "Actually, that makes sense. Did we learn anything else?" The Akatsuki leader asked, choosing not to accept the fact that his team of highly trained ninjas would get no information out of three kids.
"Well… we learned that we should keep twiggy away from Hidan and the angry blue haired girl, yeah."
Pein sighed. "Alright, one more thing then… where are we going to stay until we can find a way to get home."
"Wow… That sucks for you guys. Happy trails!" Joe said, running over to the door and opening it for them.
"And by somewhere, I meant here."
"WHAT?" Joe and Lynn said at once.
Lynn knew she should give them a chance, especially after what happened after the Sand Siblings came. After all, maybe she would even become friends with them… which is where she runs into a problem. These people where cold blooded murderers! And, if given the chance, they would kill Gaara in a heart beat. Which is why there was no way they were staying!
"Well, unfortunately for you three, you don't have a choice." Pein said without any emotion. "Now, girl with the pink hair, would you care to show us to our rooms?"
Lynn looked at her friends, and then back at the Akatsuki. No one really seemed sure what to say. All of the Akatsuki members looked thrown, and honestly, a little annoyed. Finally, after five minutes, Lynn began to walk out of the living room.
"Alright, since you're living here, can you promise us something?" Lynn asked nervously.
"What?"
"You can't kill anyone in our world… unless we ask you to."
Pein looked at the girl. "So, basically, we'll be under the control of some hormonal little girl?"
"No." The pink haired girl said. "Well, yes, but I don't mean to disrespect you in any way! Just… if you kill people here, you get arrested. That and I enjoy living!"
Pein looked at Konan and Zetsu before turning to the other Akatsuki members. After some random nod looking things, the Leader looked at them. "Fine, you and your friends will be safe. And, we won't kill anyone here… unless provoked."
Lynn smiled. "YAY! And in return, we promise to behave and tell you aaaaall about our dimension! 'Kay?"
"Um, al-
"Cool! So, I'll show you all your rooms now!" Lynn said happily. "Oh, but we don't have much room, so you guys will have to share rooms, alright?
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"NO. FUCKING. WAY."
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Author's Note
Lynn: YAY!! ALL DONE! WOOH! Alright, so I know that this chapter is kind of lame, but I kind of have… Writers Block! AH! However, I still wanted to update, so I created this lame excuse for a chapter! I'm sorry! DON'T HATE ME!!
Liza: … You done?
Lynn: YEP! So, next time, we'll be joining Liza in Konoha! Won't that be fun?!
Liza: Thrilling.
Lynn: THAT'S THE SPIRIT! Anywho, hope to see you all soon! Once again, please don't hate my awful chapter, 'cause I worked forever on it! Thank you! And, because they weren't in this chapter, lets toture the Sand Sibs!
Gaara: Hoe did I get here?
Lynn: -Glomps Gaara- I MISSED YOU!! DID YOU MISS ME? DID YOU? YOU DON'T NEED TO ANSWER ME, I KNOW YOU DID!!
Gaara: I hate you.
Lynn: That's all I needed to hear! BYE:)