Authors Note: WHEE! Weeeeeeeeel here's chapter two for you who took enough time to read and review my very random story...well...crazy-tuded at the very least.
And now I'm Cait in the story (Yes these are all real people, well, aside from the FMA charrys but you should know that :3)
Oh Shnaple
Last time on 'Oh Shnaple'….
"WE'RE GONNA ASPLODE WHEN WE HIT!" Zan screamed.
Kell smacked Zan the best she could as they fell.
"Shut up you baka! It's a desert! Look!" she screamed.
"Maybe the sand'll be so soft it won't hurt us!" Obi-Wan shouted as they neared the ground.
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Zan shrieked. This time Kell and Obi-Wan smacked her.
"SHUT UP! We're not gonna die!" Kell said. All three girls looked to the ground.
"LOOK! IT'S ED AND AL!" Obi-Wan yelled as she spotted grey and red dots below them.
"GOD DAMN! HOW FREAKING HIGH ARE WE THAT ED AND AL JUST LOOK LIKE DOTS!" Kell screamed.
"I dunno!" Obi-Wan answered. She smirked. "BUT ED ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE A DOT!" she yelled. Oh if looks could kill Obi-Wan would be twelve feet under, covered in cement and poisonous tree frogs.
"YOU WHORE!" Kell yelled and let go of Zan's hand to try to tackle Obi-Wan.
Ed and Al's POV
"Nii-san! Look!" Al said as he pointed to the sky. Ed looked up to see three people falling straight at them. "I think they're girls nii-san!" Al said.
"I think you're right Al." Ed replied.
"Well do something! They'll die if they hit the ground!" Al said frantically.
"Yeah. Right!" Ed said as he began to draw a transmutation circle.
The girl's POV
"YOU PALM TREE LOVING FREAK! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Kell screamed at Obi-Wan as she tried to strangle her.
"DON'T CALL ENVY A PALM TREE YOU VERTICALLY CHALLENEGED SHRIMP LOVER!" Obi-Wan screamed back.
"GUYS LOOK!" Zan yelled. Obi-Wan and Kell looked down. There was a large white thing on the ground below them.
"It looks like a pillow!" Kell yelled. "Guys! Flatten out so we slow down!" she yelled.
"It's not gonna do anything!" Obi-Wan said. "We'd be better using our shirts as parachutes!" The girls looked at each other and smiled.
Ed and Al's POV
The girls landed with a PWOOF on the giant pillow Ed had transmuted.
"It looked like they had parachutes, nii-san!" Al said as he and Ed climbed onto the pillow to help the girls down.
"Hey! Are you guys alright?" Ed called.
The girl's POV
"Hey! Are you guys alright?" Ed called. Obi-Wan, Zan and Kell all sat up as Ed and Al came into view.
"AH! SORRY SORRY!" Al yelled and covered his eyes as Ed was trying not to gape.
"PERVERTS!" all three girls screamed as they covered their torso's with their shirts.
"Great idea Obi-Wan!" Zan accused as they all pulled their shirts back on.
"It slowed us down a bit didn't it!" Obi-Wan shot back.
"Come on you twits." Kell said as she climbed off of the pillow. Obi-Wan and Zan followed.
"Uhhh…..sorry for….well…umm…" Ed stammered. "I'm Edward Elric and this is…"
"Your brother, Alphonse Elric." Kell finished.
"Yeah! I guess our reputation is bigger than we thought, Al" Ed said to his younger sibling.
"So…umm. Who are you three?" Al asked the girls.
"I'm Sam, but everyone just calls me Kell." Kell said.
"I'm Jaimee, but everyone just calls me Zan." Zan said.
"And I'm Caitlyn but…well. Just call me Cait." Obi-Wan, or Cait rather, said.
"Well….nice to meet you all!" Al said in his overly uberly polite innocent little kid voice.
"Why were you falling from the sky?" Ed asked, unable to hold his question any longer.
"Well you see, Uhhh, yeah and then the thing a-and the vortex and, and, and, Uhhh, the T.V and umm.." all three girls stammered at once.
"Umm. Never mind." Ed said.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!
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