Helloooo again ^.^ Thanks for sticking around for the first chapter. Enjoy :)

Chapter 1

The Hostess Club

You could say the hostess club was a sight to behold, but that would be an understatement. To the host club, it was like looking through the mirror to an alternate universe. They had never witnessed hosting from a viewer's stand point. And these girls were good. Like, really good.

The first hostess Tamaki recognized was a girl with semi-short, chocolate colored hair straitened to perfection, round brown eyes, and a beaming, charismatic smile. He knew her as Nanami Yukimura, a charming girl from his class who made an effort to chat with everyone. She came from a family of fine arts, so theatrics ran in her blood. And apparently, her hosting as well.

"Nanami, please sing us a song", one boy said. "No! I want Nanami to dance!" another chimed. The two boys began arguing, but Nanami simply shook her head and winked at them. "Boys boys please, don't fight. I can just do both!" With that, the energetic girls promptly jumped on to the table. She began tap-dancing on her make-shift stage while singing "Popular" from Wicked. (Tamaki: "Ooh! I like her already!")

Haruhi let her eyes wonder to a nearby table where she caught sight of a familiar face. Asuka Igarashi. A very striking young lady who had every boy in their class wrapped around her finger. The other girls hated her, and Haruhi could sense she knew that too. She was a very clever girl, but never contributed much in class. It was actually quite surprising to see her here.

"Hello boys", she said smoothly, crossing her legs and flipping her auburn hair. "You hungry?" she asked the nerdy boy next to her (Twins: "Class Rep?"). He gulped, blushing furiously. Asuka smirked, taking a truffle off the table. She proceeded to pop it into his mouth seductively. To top it off, she licked the excess chocolate off her own finger. (Haruhi: "Oh, I see now.")

The twins turned their head when they heard someone yelling out their favorite foods. They were surprised to see the outburst came from a fairly petite girl with messy blonde hair and grey doe eyes. They recognized her as Hotaru Hinata, the daughter of a wealthy music producer. They had met her a handful of times at formal gatherings because their families were profitable allies (plus they were in the same year). The twins didn't know her very well, but they could tell from one glance that she was an odd ball.

"Come on boys! Let's play ninja!" Hotaru said with a massive grin on her face. Her guests laughed excitedly as they all got in a circle. It was a strange thing watching a bunch of teenagers trying to hack at one another's arms. (Hikaru: "Probably some weird commoner's game.")

Mori had been eye balling the people surrounding the foosball table off to the side. Their seemed to be an extreme game going on. A girl with a carrot top ponytail and had her emerald eyes trained on the table in front of her, her brows furrowed with intensity. A bead of sweat made its way down her forehead as her agile hands moved gracefully about the handles. Cheers erupted as she scored the winning goal. A cocky grin plastered on her face, she threw a fist in the air and said, "Alright boys, whose next?"

The silent boy glanced at Kyoya's clipboard to see her name was Minori Handa, the daughter of two professional athletes. Apparently Minori had recently competed in the summer Olympics for fencing. Impressive.

Honey let his eyes wonder to a quiet girl with bob-cut, black hair and sweet dark eyes sitting with her guests. He knew her as Yuki Moto, the heir to a very successful mining corporation. From what one could tell, she seemed like a very nervous little thing. Always looking to the floor. Always blushing. It was easy to see how this could be a fetish for some boys.

"Here, Miss Yuki. I got you some flowers. They reminded me of you", a boy said, handing her a large bouquet of Tulips. Yuki took the flowers cautiously and said, "I- I remind you of something as pretty… as a flower?" The other boys nodded. "Of course", one insisted, "You're very pretty." Yuki turned away, her face red as a tomato. "T-t-t-t-thank you." (Honey: "She seems to really know what she's doing.")

After thoroughly observing the hostesses in the room, Kyoya laid eyes on one last girl at the back of the gymnasium. He identified her immediately. Her name was Reiko Hinata, cousin of Hotaru Hinata. She was in the same class as him and Tamaki. Though she was very quiet in class, she could always be seen with Nanami Yukimura. One could say it was an odd pairing but really, who was he to judge. She never really talked to anyone, and it was obviously not out of bashfulness. Reiko was the last person you'd expect to take up hosting. Of course, after watching her strategy, it was obvious why she was here.

"Miss Reiko, you're so cool. I don't know how you do it", one of her guests said. Reiko shrugged her shoulders nonchalantly. "Simple. I just don't bother to put up with stupid people. Who said I had to be nice?" All of the boys stared in awe. It was pretty pathetic looking. "Do you think we're stupid?" one of them asked. She looked up at him with piercing blue eyes. It could seriously make anyone turn to stone. Finally, she leaned back in her chair, letting her honey brown hair fall in her eyes. "Eh, whatever", was her response. They seemed more than satisfied.

After having examined each and every hostess, the hosts realized they all had one thing in common. None of them had ever once visited the host club. It was a strange thought. Girls that had never witnessed a host club went and made their own host club. So what made them want to?

"Ooh, what do we have here?" Asuka said with a smirk, having taken noticed to the boys in the doorway. The room went dead silent. The two clubs stared daggers at each other. The six hostesses stood up and gathered at the front of the room. "Welcome, host club", they all said in unison.

Oh snap. S*** just got real.

Soooooo... whatcha think? What are your first impressions on the hostess club? Like 'em? Hate 'em? Don't really know what to think? What do you think their hosting "type" is? I know! But do you? O.o

Haha, well, that's all I have for now. The second chapter should be posted tomorrow unless there's like a zombie apocalypse or something.

PEACE OUT GIRL SCOUTS! ^.^