Okay, the second one-shot of this series. From now until further notice, it will be un-betaed. so watch out for any grammar errors.

This one shot is inspiredby an arc in Prosecuter-of-Death's Tsubasa story: You skipped me. Go read it when you have the chance. ^__^ This one's for you! *referring to the author*

Side note: The updating situation still stands until further notice. and the characters will not be just be in hats for any situation, there will be other accessories too!

Disclaimer: Don't own them, sorry. XD

Chapter 2: Kurogane and Fai –Dresses

"Let me get this straight Fai. You bought the alcohol last night."

A nod confirms the statement

"And we both drank it all and didn't let the kids and the pork bun get any of it."

"Nope! Our sweet children slept in early last night." Fai added with a mischievous smile. Kurogane did not like that smile at all.

"So no one but us actually drank the alcohol last night."

Fai nodded happily in confirmation. "No one but us Kuro-sama."

Kurogane nodded. His face remained calm but there was a small angry mark on his forehead. "Ok then. Now I have a question to ask you, wizard."

Fai looks at Kurogane with an innocent and curious face. "What is it?"

Kurogane looked straight at Fai and took a deep breath.

And then…..

"WHY THE HELL ARE WE IN A DRESS!?"

Yeah, you guessed it. Just when this particular bright and early morning couldn't get any worse, it did. Kurogane woke up in the living room of their temporary home. He sat up and surveys the area. Scattered clothing, confetti, and empty bottles of alcohol lying around floor. He shrugged and slowly stood up.

But as he stood up, he felt that something is wrong. He felt himself being taller then he really is. His body feels heavy and is having trouble walking a straight line. He sluggishly walks to a mirror near the kitchen to get a good look on himself. What he saw in his reflection rendered him speechless.

At least for a moment.

"AGGH! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?"

What happened in the course of a few minutes happened very quickly (even by Mokona's standards which are hilarious). As soon as the scream echoed through the house, Syaoron Sakura and Mokona were the first to run towards the source of the sound. Needless to say, what they saw really brought out the emotion they never thought they had.

Syaoron did a good impression of a bright tomato, Sakura covered her mouth as she tried to conceal her giggles, and Mokona…….

Well the white fluff stared at Kurogane, until she laughed hysterically. Kurogane's anger level was flying through the roof, and it wasn't even noon yet.

Eyes darkening, Kurogane looked at the children plus the white fluff ball (who is still laughing), and took a deep breath and sighed.

"Kid."

Syaoron blinked at his 'father'. "Y-yes?"

Kurogane kept a straight face but Syaoron could tell and he's ready to kill the whole world's population. "Where the hell is the mage?" He asked darkly.

Syaoron was about to respond when a pained groan was heard in the other side of the room. The whole group turned their heads to see Fai sitting up behind an armchair. He rubbed his head in slight pain but as soon as he saw his make-shift family he immediately smiled and slowly stood up.

The whole group was in shock. It looks like Kurogane wasn't the only one in a dress. Fai looked at the rest of them and looked confused. Then he looked down and realized why. He looked back up and made a giddy smile.

"Well, it looks like I have some explaining to do."

Kurogane's eyebrows twitched

Back to the present

After Fai's rather casual statement, Kurogane ordered the kids and Mokona to head outside to do some shopping leaving him and Fai alone to understand what the hell happened the night before. Kurogane was still in a dress. He's wearing a black silk dress with a corset on the upper body with gray strings tied to the front and on the back. He is also wearing black 5-inch high heels with studded diamonds on the tip.

Fai's wearing a bright blue dress that only passes down to his knees with long sleeves and a blue necklace. He's also wearing flat sole, baby blue shoes with a small silver bracket on top of them.

"Wizard," Kurogane started getting more irritated by the second. "Please tell me you know what we did last night."

Fai's grin widened greatly. He nodded rather enthusiastically. Kurogane raised one eyebrow in mild interest.

"Well?"

Fai looked confused for a second then snapped his fingers in remembrance. He walks to the kitchen leaving Kurogane to wonder why he would go there.

Fai returned with Kurogane thinks are photos in his hands. Fai got up close to Kurogane and hands him the photos. Kurogane took them with slight hesitation. He then looked at them.

His eyes suddenly widened at the first photo. Then one by one he flip through the photos showing more of his expressions then the last one. Finally he couldn't take it anymore and just let the photos slip from his hands and they dropped to the floor.

Fai looked at Kurogane in silence (that's not possible is it!? Fai being quiet!?). Kurogane looked at Fai, not in anger but in total embarrassment. "We really did that?" Kurogane asked hoping he is wrong.

Fai looked down but nodded. Kurogane snapped out of his embarrassment to look at Fai. He felt a ping of guilt in his chest. He figured he said something that harm Fai more than help the situation. He sighed and walked towards him and wrapped his arms around him. Fai leaned onto Kurogane's chest, though it was awkward to feel the black corset.

"Look wizard, I don't even want to know where you get these goddamn pictures but I guess it's not all bad since the kids and that pork bun never got to see what we did last night."

Fai nodded; he supposed that's true but what now?

"Kuro-sama, what are we now?" Fai asked

Kurogane used his right hand and lifted Fai's chin to look at him eye-to-eye. Then he smiled a small smile. "Whatever the hell you want it to be. But next time," Fai listened closely "no more girly dresses." Then he slowly pressed his lips onto Fai's soft ones. Fai's eyes widened at the sudden gesture but soon closed his eyes and deepen the kiss.

They were lost in their own world that they didn't notice that the kids and Mokona just arrived home. Syaoron and Sakura stared at their 'parents' while Mokona quietly giggled. It was then that Kurogane noticed something is off once again. Fai and Kurogane separated from each other to stare at the rest of the group.

Complete silence.

That is until Mokona broke it.

"Aww! Look at Kuro-princess and Princess Fai! They look so cute together!"

Kurogane then proceeded to chase the Fluff ball around the house with all of his dress and high heel glory. The rest of the group laughed at the scene before them. Fai blushed as he touched his lips where Kurogane had kissed him. He smiled a real smile that day.

'Maybe now is not the good time to tell Kuro-wanwan that it was Yuuko who took those pictures.'

A single photo on the floor separated from the rest shows two people sharing a kiss under the moonlight, despite it being a drunken fling; it was the beginning of an everlasting love.

END

Yes, Mokona's a girl. That has been proven many times before in the series. not obvious but it's there. ^__^

Ok! tell me what characters you want me to write with what they should be either wearing or having in any situation. ^__^

BTW- I can't do implied!KuroFai. It's either completly or not. i just love KuroFai too much to make it Implied.

Next Chapter: Tomoyo and Sakura-Makeup

Until next time!

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