Hey, okay so I got a review from Sockity Sockington that was very helpful. Truths and dares are now only submitted as suggestions via PM, and script is totes erased. Thank you for being polite, Sockity. And to defend myself, I am using my imagination about executing the suggestions I choose. I also make my own truths and dares sometimes, so it's not totes unoriginal. And thanks! I actually have issues with writing stories in script...I can't get enough details in. I just...I freak out and go bouncing off the walls. Hope the story is legal now. Tell me if it isn't.
Disclaimer: I own only Teddy, Vampire, Kiro, Ishira, and Sparkles. No seriously; I have a pet unicorn named Sparkles. Forgot to mention that last disclaimer. HE'S NOT IMAGINARY I'M JUST THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SEE HIM! Totes don't own Iisildur; he belongs to Traveling Master. Don't own Spyro either. Also didn't invent the idea of T&D. But...yeah. I can't say I own nothing! That was a long freaking disclaimer…
"Hey, we got some good ones!"
"Yeah, and there's a plane coming in...I hear we're getting a newbie."
"Cool."
"..."
"Think he'll be cute?"
"Ishira!"
"Ooh hey the mics are on!"
"They are?"
"Oops."
The curtains rise and fast jazz plays as Ishira and Kiro run onto the stage. The crowd applauds. The Spyro cast is noticed crammed onto the couch.
"I'm Kiro!"
"I'm Ishira!"
"And this is..."
"Spyro: Truth And Dare To The Max!"
"Okay, okay! Settle down! Thank you," is the next thing out of Kiro's mouth. "Now first off—" he's interrupted by Teddy and a dragon who looks exactly like her except with red scales and black accents, fangs, and claws bursting through the entrance.
"Hey Kiro!" Teddy says cheerfully. "We're gonna sit in whenever there's a new guy."
"..."
"What?"
"Just a new guy?" he asks flatly. The twins laugh and don't answer him. Kiro shakes his head and mutters something about all girls being insane. "Okay, and first up we have an announcement—"
"By me!" Teddy cuts him off. Vampire jumps in.
"From now on, we have an official time slot. We will be on every Monday at 8:00...uh...New York time," she says in a demonic voice. "Except when we have technical difficulties," she adds as an afterthought. Kiro coughs.
"Okay, next on our agenda is a dare—"
"Dare from Traveling Master, boss of Isildur Mar Kyrue, who is coming to help us out with our punishments!" Ishira finishes his sentence with a wide grin, and he glares at her.
"Uh...why have we not achieved the accomplishment of verbalizing in this segment as of yet?" Volteer asks curiously. Everyone except Teddy just kind of blinks cluelessly.
"Because no one likes you. Now shut up!" she says, pulling a bomb out of nowhere. Everyone screams. "Oh chill. The safety's on."
"Um..." Kiro looks at the audience, obviously knowing that bombs don't really have safeties.
"On with the show!" Ishira exclaims.
"First up is..." Ishira bangs out a drumroll. "Cut that out! Spyro, what do you think of the new Skylander game?" Kiro asks. Spyro gives a deadpan look.
"I can't say what I want...I'd be punished for it," he snorts.
"Ancestors, you're so picky!" Cyril rolls his eyes. "When I was young, we respected our ancestors and their choices for us instead of being picky about every little thing!"
"Well...there's your answer, folks! It's something he'd love to cuss about! Now Cynder, what do you think of your character in the new Skylanders game?"
"Spyro pretty much destroyed it where we live—something about dying in the first battle—so...I don't really know."
"Wait, you live together!" Teddy spits out her giant marshmallow.
"No! He wishes. We're neighbors!"
"Oh..."
"WHAT!" Ember screeches. "That should me ME! I should be living beside Spyro...and watching him sleep through his window..." she starts drooling.
"Ancestors, you're such a stalker! When I was younger, we accepted the paths given to us by our ancestors and did not try to intertwine them with those of others!"
"Cyril, nobody cares! Your dare is to not insult somebody all episode!" Ishira shouts. Cyril blinks in shock.
"How hilarious! I am simply deceasing with my ecstasy! This is the most stupendous thing I have ever conceived in my cerebrum! Furthermore—"
"Not so fast, Volteer," Kiro shoves a thesaurus into his big fat mouth. "Your dare is to use only single syllable words all episode," Volteer faints. Cyril bursts out laughing.
"Ancestors, he's such a blabber..." everyone looks at him expectantly, and the unicorn door is halfway open. Cyril gulps. "Er...nice...guy?" the door closes and he sighs in relief.
"Aww!" goes the crowd.
"I know," Vampire sulks. "I wanted to see him get pounded too."
"Moving on..." Teddy says.
"Yeah. From Volition—how old are you Guardians?" Ishira asks, sounding a bit curious herself.
"Eight six three," Volteer proudly says his, not taking chances with syllables.
"Baby!" Ignitus teases childishly. "I'm nine hundred thirty-seven."
"Nine hundred ninety-nine," Terrador admits.
"Nine hundred one," Cyril says. Everyone stares in complete disbelief.
"What? Terrador asks. "We Guardians live a very long time! We have to...intelligence skips many generations," Flame is seen picking his nose with a very blank expression on his face. A fly goes in one ear...and right out the other.
"Well that's a little obvious," Vampire snorts, not realizing that she's insulting herself too.
"Ooh we forgot a dare from Traveling Master! Ember, you can't do anything having to do with Spyro all episode," Ishira says.
"Wait, what?" Ember looks up from her Spyro dolls. Sparkles runs out, stabs her in the back of the head with his horn, and runs back into his door. Ishira revives Ember, who turns a sickly shade of olive green due to unicorn magic.
At this moment, an electric dragon with yellow scales with a few red markings walks in. He is medium size, has red underbelly, black horns, claws and tail, and his right eye is green, left eye is blue. His wing membranes are red. He is currently snacking on a candy bar.
"Hey there Isildur!" Kiro waves. "Nice to finally get another guy on the show!"
"Hi Kiro!" he pronounces Kiro's name Cairo. Kiro glares.
"I thought I told you on the phone...it's 'ki' as in 'kitten' and 'roe,' NOT CAIRO!" Kiro shouts. Isildur smiles, and Ishira runs over to put her arm around him.
"I've decided that I like him," she says proudly.
"...Good for you," Cairo...I mean Kiro mutters.
"On with the show!" Teddy shouts, smacking Vampire, who drops the machine gun previously aimed at Ember's face and whistles nonchalantly.
"Right!" Ishira grins. Teddy whispers in her ear and she suddenly turns pure white in terror. "Never mind! Let's end the show now!" but Vampire's already pulling out a slow-acting bio-weapon machine gun and firing it at her. She then blows Ishira up with a nuke.
Kiro revives her.
"And now for the real torture..." Vampire says in a demonic voice. "Orku!" Ishira starts shaking.
"No! Ancestors no! If you have any mercy—!"
"Sorry, but DarkLordDragonis's dare is to mentally scar you," she ponders for a moment. "On second thought..." an evil grin spreads across her face. "I'm not sorry," Orku carries Ishira into the closet.
"KIRO! ISILDUR! TEDDY! ANYBODY! HELP ME HE—mph!" everyone shudders.
"Now Spyro," Isildur says. "Your lifelong partner Sparx."
"Yeah, what about him?"
"Rip off his wings, cook him, and end his pitiful existence by eating him," Spyro's eyes widen.
"WHAT THE—"
"Orku's busy at the moment, so don't you DARE say it," Kiro says firmly. "Ishira's being scarred enough as it is without you in there," Spyro blushes and begins pulling off Sparx's wings while Vampire basks in his agonized screams. Teddy randomly produces a stove and a pot of boiling water (where does she keep this stuff?) for Spyro to cook him in, complete with spices and veggies for a healthy meal. When Sparx is on the verge of death, Spyro eats him.
"Can you please wait until next episode to revive him?" Cynder begs. Kiro shrugs and nods. Spyro glares at her.
"Next up, still from DarkLordDragonis by the way, Cynder gets to condemn anyone she wishes to either purgatory or hell," Cynder smirks at Ember.
"Since Sparx isn't here..." she flips off Ember. "Go to hell!" Ember drops into the pit. "And that was part of my dare, so I shouldn't be punished."
"Isildur?" Kiro asks.
"...Make her swim in the...uh...the pool below the Washington Monument," he suggests. Kiro shrugs, and Cynder poofs away.
"Now everyone..." Teddy begins in a motherly voice.
"WE GET TO KILL MONEYBAGS!" Vampire finishes gleefully. Every Spyro cast member gleefully shreds him, and Vampire blows up the whole lot of them with a bazooka.
"Eh, we'll revive them next week," Teddy shrugs.
"And what about those two?" Kiro points at the screen, which is split in half and displaying two scenes. One is Ember being chained to a pole of fire and whipped mercilessly by tortured souls. The other is Cynder being shot at by the FBI.
"Eh...save it for next week," Isildur waves it off. "I feel like we're forgetting something..."
"GUYS!" a scream is heard. Everyone (excluding Vampire, who's sharpening her claws) exchanges a glance.
"ISHIRA!" they shout, ripping open the closet. Ishira races out, and Kiro and Isildur catch Orku by the arms before he can follow her. Ishira goes onto to the emo corner and assumes the fetal position, rocking back and forth violently.
"And I think that concludes it! I'm Kiro…that's Ishira…"
"I'm Isildur!"
"I'm Teddy!"
"I'm Vampire!"
"And this has been…"
"Spyro: Truth And Dare To The Max!"
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