SWEET MAMA I AM BORED!
So I shall continute!
PART 5: THE AUTHOR INTERVENTION! PLUS MOAR BAD WRITING!
So one Day, reaven was walkin around the titans tower and she said that She was in love with beastboy! So she flewed to his Room where she nocked on da door! (a/n: bb was playing video games!)
bb i love you! said raven.
i luv u 2 rae! said bb and raven's eyes glowed with happy tears (a/n: her powers r under control, so she didnt blow anythin up)
and then they kissed.
The end!
PART 6: CYBORG IS AN ANTI-TOFU ACTIVIST!
Cyborg and Beast Boy were arguing about tofu versus meat.
Again.
So Robin, Starfire and Raven went out for Chinese.
The end.
PART 7: RAVEN IS NOT A FASHIONISTA!
Robin was all like, "WHOA!" because Raven was wearing a strapless dress, that a white, mind you, and lace-up high heels and her hair was magically long and tied up in a super cute bun. (a/n: its like this super cute dress from this one magazine, but i dont remember!)
WITH CHOPSTICKS.
Starfire walked in the room and saw this amazingly sexy Raven and got SUPER JEALOUS AND SCREAMED BECAUSE ROBIN LOVED RAVEN.
The end.
PART 8: STARFIRE APPARENTLY NEEDS AN EDUCATION!
"Hey Star," Cyborg said to his alien friend on day, "what's up?"
So Starfire looked up. Cyborg, finding this weird since Starfire had gotten the concept of "what's up" a few hours after he'd explained the "Earth way of greetings."
But from then on, Starfire took everything literally.
No really.
Everyone thought this was bizarre because Starfire wasn't stupid. She was really smart and stuff. Like she knew how all these physics worked and the speed of light. She could speak about a dozen languages and only four of them were learned through lip-contact.
In short, she was quite brilliant.
But somehow something'd gone wrong. Like someone (coughROBRAE FANScough) had made her some...in lack of other words, IDIOT.
And it made all the Starfire fans mad.
Still does.
The end.
PART 9: BLACK GANGSTAS YO! and INVASION OF THE SONG FIC!
So this one day after Bumblebee and Cyborg were making out because they're both BLACK AND MUST BE IN LOVE! (a/n: I DO like Cy/Bee, but not that shit that a lot of people write. Or that I USED to write.)
SO THEY STARTED RAPPING!
BECAUSE THEY ARE GANGSTAS!
Don't player hate on me, player hate somebody else
Yo, yo yo I'm a gangster
Where my dogs at?
Bark with me if you're my dog
Yo yo yo, I'm going, Im going to give a shout out to all the player haters
(I don't like player haters)
If you're a player hater don't player, player hate on me
(player hate someone else)
I'm a gangster, I'm straight up
(straight up gangster, dude)
Grrr I'm steaming mad. grrr
I'm a gangster, I'm a straight up G
The gangster life is the life for me
Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night
Being a gangster is hella tight.
I walk around town with a stark erection, then gave your mom a yeast infection
I saw the police man and I punched him in the eye
To serve and protect, WHAT A LIE!
I also don't like white people, you shouldn't too
And don't get me started about the jews
I'm a gangster
Grrr I'm mad
I'm a gangster
My rhymes are bad
I'm a gangster
I'm iced out like a freezer
I'm a gangster
I don't listen to Weezer
I dropped out of school at the age of 3 (why?)
Coz all the teachers tried to player hate on me.(oh)
My rhymes are cool, just like doing cocaine
My rhymes are hot, like a burning flame
Sisqo is my homie, he's a ganster too
Me and Sisqo are the leaders of the gangster crew
I like to be in jail and he likes to sing and dance(yay)
Some say we're the perfect match
STEP OFF! STEP BACK! STEP AWAAAY! STEP BACK! DON'T STEP FORWARD! STEP BACK! DON'T STEP FORWARDS! STEP BACK! BACKWARDS, DON'T STEP TO ME! DO NOT STEP TO MEEE! grrrr!
I'm giving a shout out to my homies in cell block 8
Being in jail sucks cuz you always have to masturbate
Except when a Jewish person goes to jail all my homies cheer
They will make minced meat out of his rear
Ben Peddy helped me make the gangster beat to this song
I shot him in the face cuz he looked at me wrong
I'm a gangster
I drop bombs like Hiroshima
I'm a gangster
Bitch suck on my wiener!
I'm a gangster
I drive a cool car
I'm a gangster
I smoke weed in a cigar
Yo my gangster flow
Yo, yo yo yo
im rolling on dubs iced out like hockey
I dreamt I got kicked out of Japan for drinking all the sake
fuck a bitch
give me head hoe!
whats up to my dogs,
yo yo yo
they play this song on the radio all day long
so everyone can hear my gangster song
Nobody thought I'd blow up like a firestone tire-
Oh there's no beat left
(gunshots)
Die, Die you Santa Clause die
no i don't wanna do acapella
i like to slap bitches
i like to slap hoes...
THE GANGSTA SONG.
Word.
PART 10: THE OOC INTERVENTION!
Robin was being all moody and was on caffine and sex withdrawl.
Raven had some SERIOUS PMS and was cutting herself with her Handy-Dandy Kit For The Seriously Fucked Up Mind that came with a pretty razor and a pair of safety skizzors.
Beast Boy was morphed as a horny dog and was humping Raven's legs.
Cyborg was a-fixing his car.
Starfire was pole dancing.
Just a normal day in Jump City.
PART 11: WHO THE FUCK IS SLADE? or THE ROCKY HORROR TITAN SHOW!
"HAHAHAHA I WILL CONSTANTLY ANNOY THE TITANS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Slade.
THEN ONE DAY! Raven was all weepy and shit, so SLADE COMFORTED HER!
And she was all "LEMME SEE YER TRU FACE!1!one!" So SLADE took of his mask!
AND REVEALED TIM CURRAY AS DR. FRANK-N-FURTER! IN THAT SEXY CORSET THING! AND HE STARTED TO SING AN DANCE!
"It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.
Put your hands on your hips.
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again," Slade sang and danced and thrust his hips! Rvane was super turned on by this and they had hawt rawking secks.
The end.
PART 12: THE AUTHOR IS HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS! or NEW VERBS!
Raven was embarassed by walking in on Robin and Starfire's hot make-out session, so she sweatdropped.
Beast Boy had told a bad joke, so Cyborg facepalmed.
The end.
PART 13: THE AUTHOR HAS A BONE TO PICK WITH BAD RAVEN CHARACTERIZATION! or RAVEN SINGS!
"Dude let's start a band!" Beast Boy said one day.
"BOO-YAH THAT'S AWESOME!" Cyborg yelled.
"GLORIOUS FRIENDS!" Starfire clapped.
"Who shall be our singer?" Robin asked.
Then the word stopped.
"...that is a good question," Cyborg said.
"I shall do it~!" Raven sang, floating into the room.
"YES! BECAUSE RAVEN IS THE SPAWN OF CARRIE UNDERWOOD AND THE FRAY" Beast Boy shouted.
SO THEY MADE A BAND! CALLED "THE TITANS!" Sooooo original!
AND THEN THEY HAD THEIR FIRST CONCERT! AND RAVEN STARTED TO SING!
"I'm this gothic girl
with a tragic past!
I want to find love!
But it will never last!
I kinda like my leader!
He's strong, and sexy too!
He's my leader Robin!
Robin, I LOVE YOU!
I have this "friend" called Starfire!
She is SUCH a slut!
She's also very stupid!
Her favorite word is "what?"
This sexy man named Beast Boy
is my bestest friend in bed!
I love it when he fucks me,
but don't tell Robin what I said!
Then there's this guy Cyborg,
I helped build his car!
We screw in the back seat
and he's the best by far!
Now there's this theif,
his name is Red-X!
He comes 'round my room,
and we have rocking sex!
So what have you learned?
From my song, so cheap and corny?
You should meet me backsatge,
BECAUSE I'M FUCKING HORNY!"
And the song sold A RAV-ILLION COPIES ON iTitanTunes! (a/n: Rav-illion is a new # because raven is lyke, so ttly awsum lol!)
The end.
The REAL a/n: Go back and "read" my "song" again! I was listening to the Chicago OST and I made up "The Raven Song" up to the turn of "When You're Good To Mama!" I find it QUITE hilarious.
But I didn't write "The Gangster Song"
God, now I'm just being bitchy...well...more than usual.